#a christmas elf that escaped santas gift packaging facility and became a football player
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zach wilson looks like a christmas elf
#a christmas elf that escaped santas gift packaging facility and became a football player#and the reason he actually got double-benched is because santa found out he left and came back to get his ass#but the jets couldn't just have him disappear so they said sit your ass behind joe flacco#which i understand bc yknow. flacco is elite#anyways i don't know why i said this but i think i had to#i've had this thought for way too long it came to mind every time i looked at him this season#each time i watched him take the field it was like 'hooo lorday the elf is here'#like my boy the shed is up there get back to work#smh#nfl#new york jets#zach wilson#zach the christmas elf#that's his new name now idc
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