#a goodbye gift for my oshi

[othercrossee]

HELLO. IT IS I, THE (insane) NORMAL KENMOCHI FAN moot.

did you like my kenmochi essay i sent a long time ago? i sure hope u enjoyed it.

I have come to rain terror over the domain of tumblr

here is a poem i wrote about kenmochi touya. please enjoy.

title ; kenmochi touya

kenmochi toya

he is the man of all time

see im not a poet but im gonna try to make this shit rhyme

im going to pulverize kenmochi like how i squeeze my limes

(or any citrus, in fact. does not matter. i think kenmochi's more of a lemon than a lime. but lime does suit his eyes though!)

kenmochi touya

he is sharp

do you think if i multiplied and stretched him out enough, i can play him like a harp?

he wouldn't play the harp, he'd probably much rather feed some carp.

kenmochi touya

he is my oshi

i think hes a silly guy, i suppose you must agree, sì.

thank you and goodbye! (star-jumps away)

-👾

This is beautiful moot, truly the most poem of all time. I thoroughly enjoyed it, here's a gift from my twt. Dumpling toya

[nsuyeula]

- Infinity sounds good to me, so long as you are by my side 🌌💕 -

[babylulururu]

When you read this it will be 12am in my timezone, meaning it's finally my birthday! Hooray!

Below the cut will be my reactions to these four men celebrating my birthday. Artem's gonna be last because best for last of course!

So without further ado let's see stuff.

Luke

Puppy dog boy is so fucking sweet.

He's all like, I'm a detective of course I kept your birthday surprise under wraps and then he gets these puppy dog eyes like oh my god.

AND HE SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ENGLISH THIS IS PERFECT. AND HE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

god he's so fucking sweet.

His present is TEARS! TEARS! I CAN USE THESE ON REVISITNG YOUTH THANK YOU!

oh and the energy and your mats are lovely too, much appreciated. <3

Vyn

HE HAS HIS GLASSES OFF AND HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR HELLO???

i am not down bad i am not down bad I am not down bad

HE ALSO HAS HIS COAT OFF????

im not a vyn oshi but oh my god.

thank you for praying for me. please pray to protect me from becoming uhhh down bad

I KEEP STARING AT YOU BECAUSE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

he's not wearing them on purpose goodbye

lulu ruru has died

god why am i at my grandma's while doing this I am DYING

STOP FLIRTING WITH ME PLEASE I NEED TO BREATH

he too has gifted me similar things as Luke. i will eat well during revisiting youth. artem will show up at my doorstep and NOT MARIUS

oh speaking of him.

Marius

Man his english is pretty good. He says surprise.

he's so fucking cocky.

he designed THAT MESS of a cake? oh my god. can we talk about this fucking cake? i like sweets and shit but he put EVERY SWEET IMAGINABLE ON THIS FUCKING CAKE I DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH PLEASE PUT THOSE SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE DO BETTER CAKE DESIGN

rant over

okay i feel a little bad now cause he's never celebrated somebody else's birthday before.

unless he's pulling my leg in which case fuck you.

NO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HE LICKED THE CAKE OFF HIS HAND

GOD WHY DOES HOYO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

NO STOP STOP STOP YOU ARE NOT MORE DELICIOUS THAN THE CAKE I AM LOYAL TO ARTEM I AM A LOYAL ARTEM OSHI I AM LOYAL I AM LOYAL I AM LOYAL

SPECIAL EVENT NO NO NO SOS SOS SEND ME HELP

lulu ruru died x2

he also got me a present with the same stuff pog

alright the inevitable has arrived. will i screech or will I die? probably both!

Artem

I screenshotted everything but am not gonna post it all because I actually care about you, who may just not be reading this part anyway.

Okay the cake. This is the art of perfection. The bow. The choice of colors. The flowers. Everything is perfect.

I did not forget my birthday Mister Wing sir I'm just admiring...other things!! yeah!! other things mhmhmmhmhm!!!!

i promise i'm not that down bad

No way Artem just glanced at her employee form he probably had a mental breakdown begging Celestine to help him plan this entire thing. I see through you mister man.

Of course you didn't poor guy. This is what happens with two rocks. Take more initiative. <3

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH he just felt like it MY ASS.

Celestine totally put him up to this thanks queen.

I will eat that whole cake thank you. the stomachache will be worth it.

NO STOP FEEDING ME NO NO

lulu.exe has broken. please restart your device.

man he's just r92weuhiueqahiduqhwaiuhdqiwuOjhd

yes yes get as close as you want artem <3 <3 <3

artem if you actually knew me in real life you'd probably NOT want me to be myself to be honest

or maybe you're into that who knows you're only [redacted] years [redacted] than me

i didnt screenshot the other guys presents but I screenshotted his because I have favorites

anyways fun birthday! mhm mhm very very fun

now i have 30 tears. now all that's left to do is wait for revisiting youth...

OH and you can access my ask box here! I'm holding an ask me anything for my birthday so if you wanna ask me something...ehe~