#a nail technician tranmigrates into mdzs and sets up a nail salon there au

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What kind of nails would the MDZS sects get if they had a nail salon there?

A nail technician has somehow transmigrated into MDZS but has a system that somehow gives them to modern day nail salon (with all materials required for the gel and acrylic nail services to continue).

Ancient China uses long nails as a symbol of rich and prestige. So... what kind of nails would the 4 great sects get?

The Jin Sect love to show off their vast wealth and increase their wealth at the expense of others. You KNOW their long AF acrylic nails are stiletto nails that are sharp enough to stab a man to death. It's got all the oversized rhinestone bling, dangling chains, and more.

The Lan Sect likes to have a more "natural" look. French gel nails (or boomer nails) in an oval or almond shape. A very natural "i totally woke up like this" nail edition like their nails are real and not Very Fake because apparently cultivators are very physical and end up breaking their natural nails often when they fight.

Aka they need to get gel or acrylic extensions right before any big cultivation gathering (like discussion conference or a wedding).

The Nie are blunt, all power and no subtly at all. They have XL coffin or square shaped nails in one solid color. (lol early death to a coffin so why not give them coffin nails). It's simple but bold.

The Jiang are pretty odd. They also nearly died out quickly but are steadily regaining their wealth and popularity. Still, they are the weakest of the great sects... aka they get the lipstick shaped nails. It's great for stabbing things, but it doesn't get too in the way when picking up lotus flowers, leaves, and pods thanks to one of the sides being less pointed than the other - it's all about the way you hold your fingers. Plus these nails aren't going to accidentally destroy nice leaves and petals like stiletto nails. They do like floral nails.

We don't talk about the Wen Sect. They don't get nail extensions but wear nail rings instead.

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Sept and Oct 2023 Masterpost

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a nail technician tranmigrates into mdzs and sets up a nail salon there au

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