#a week later The Dark Elf attack happens and Thor lauds it over Odin for the 2 seconds he has before running off to commit treason | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

worstloki · 5 months

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Thor sweating as he tries to get Odin off him about marriage to Lady Sif: I--I already have a woman I intend to marry!!!!! Thor: [covers mouth in regret] Odin: Oh? And who might it be? Thor: [muffled] an... elf? Odin, narrowing his eyes: ...an elf. Thor: she's from another realm, you wouldn't know her!

#Odin: ...right. I don't believe you. We're marrying you off to Sif within the year.#Thor: BUT MY BELLE!!!#Odin: don't care didn't ask #a week later The Dark Elf attack happens and Thor lauds it over Odin for the 2 seconds he has before running off to commit treason #like 'see what's happened now that you broke my engagement with my beautiful elf woman???????'#instead of arguing over their mother's death when jane is asleep thor asks loki for advice about finding an elf bride quickly #loki laughs at him by the way and is no help at all. he just keeps laughing at thor's predicament #and then dies so that's no use for thor at all

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