#a year in selfies
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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happy new year’s eve!!!
my pfp close up for fun 😜
hope all your sex fantasies come true this year🤍
#new year#thicc girls#emo girl#squishy girls#pale girl#soft girl#big tiddy gf#squishy#big tiddy goth girl#thick hips#tummy kink#curvy hips#hourglass#slutty waist#slutty selfies#sluttoy#sex object#sex questions#anons are welcome
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Leg day in 2023
#my first selfie post this year and it’s august#so I figured I’d give you something good#pe#me#selfie#gym#workout#fitness#leg day
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Those stuffed Ceratophrys blues
#this specimen is 182 years old#from Christmas Day in 1842#and we just found out that it isn’t registered in our collection#which I can only attribute to it being so incredibly iconic#like who needs a number to remember this thing??#Ceratophrys#Ceratophrys aurita#Natural History Museum of Denmark#NHMD#my face#that thing on the front of my skull#selfie
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Hannah Kenerly 9
#hannah kenerly#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#beautiful model#celebrity#actress#fashion model#sexy tease#sexy content#sexy pose#nswf selfie#legal#18 years old
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happy birthday from me to you! thanks to the power of birthday marx this post is good for one free unbirthday wish go have fun <3
#my mum got me the juggling balls and this card#she knows me so well...#selfie post#it's been 10000 years since I took selfies augh anyway YAY#yes I have disney princess stickers on my mirror what about it
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These two
#car launch selfies continue. but this year on Polaroid. and their stupidest pose yet#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#charlos#f1#scuderia ferrari#c2#c square#santander
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new hair new Dracula.
#arambles#mah face#lesbian#im slowly working my way out of the start of year depression so here’s MORE SELFIE#because i’m doing OUTFITS again
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maybe I am Too Colin Robinson myself because while the entire fandom was apparently losing their shit over him talking about his boyfriend, I was just like
but the siege of the alamo was in 1836... and Colin remembers what he was doing 187 years ago... which means he's already done this 100-year cycle at least twice... while maintaining at least 187 years of memories, so this wasn't the first time he used the records trick... without knowing why he was keeping those records...
this is the lore I'm stuck on lmao
#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#I went to the alamo last year too I didn't even know I was in The Colin Spot#I guess I can retroactively add those selfies to my wwdits collection#it really wasn't actually that memorable tho#despite what they say
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#selfie bee#me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails#i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade#FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun#this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ#I would also love to learn how to make a handstand#imagine if you could just make yourself upside down#but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either#but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun#it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car#I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact#I wonder how he is doing today#since that moment I think about pheasants a lot#I knew they were real but I had never seen one#just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling#right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet#get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either#I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts#also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad#but I love it
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happy new years my loves 🫶🏻
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happy new year’s eve, angels 💞
may your 2024 be full of love and joy ✨🥂
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new cut and fave fit
#me#selfie#gay selfie#as if most of yall have seen this exact same outfit and same pose on various social media through the years 💀😂
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Kylin kalani 47
#kylin milan#kylin kalani#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#beautiful model#celebrity#actress#fashion model#sexy tease#sexy content#sexy pose#nswf selfie#legal#18 years old#bikini pics
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Requesting a final ass picture for 2023 pleaseeeee
with 15 minutes left to spare ;)
#answered asks#anon#happy new year#me#selfie#hehehe#cheeky#goodnight#scheduled post#it’s not technically the new year yet
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felt kinda cute :)
#made a promise that I'm gonna have my hot girl summer this year#which means going to a gym consistently for the first time in my life#wish me luck lmao#me#selfie
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