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nowwheresmynut · 13 days
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he quit the next day
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For those who celebrate:
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Phoenix Wright has been disbarred for five slutty slutty years.
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clown-owo · 2 months
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I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.
Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.
There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:
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just. please. stop. please.
A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like
📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.
and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.
A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.
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hats0ng · 8 months
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klapolly :)
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box-dwelling · 8 months
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For the record I do not think Kristoph is actually that complex in his motivation. His facrade is that hes this big manipulative genius serial killer who's doing all this because he's evil and for reasons you mere morals couldn't possibly understand. And the reason he has black psyche locks is because he completely fucking believes that about himself. When in reality he's just a pathetic petty bitch who's trying desperately to mop up his scheme that he did for absolutely no reason beyond a childish possessiveness. That's it. He just is possessive and wants control. There's nothing more to him but he's convinced himself that there must be to justify his actions to himself because he can't face the truth about who he is. Hence 5 black locks when he says he's an evil person. When I see people being like there was so much more to him, your buying his hype. And like as character I love this by the way. I think he's an excellent villain because despite this he's still scary and intimidating and haunts those he hurt so much. But he himself isn't that deep.
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fairyturds · 2 years
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My dream is one day finding out more about Apollo and Trucy's powers 💙 Finished up this print!⭐
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laughing-moonlight · 3 months
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✅ Won't hesitate to provide false testimonies and forged evidence
✅ Won't hesitate to commit murder for a good personal image
✅ Genuinely thought they'd get away with the shit they did (but hubris was their downfall)
✅ Had no real reaaon to do anything they did. No traumatic backstory. No being blackmailed. Just did everything because they could
✅ Caught by Phoenix Wright
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Forget Franziska and Miles, Dahlia and Kristoph are Manfred's kids
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woolydemon · 5 months
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I just wanna say that I love how you draw Apollo so much- like you’re one of the few people who draw him as more chubby and ohhhhh my god… I love him so much chubby. I love him so much when he’s chubby. You are doing the lords work thank you so much 🙏
WAAAAAAH ??? THANK YOU ????? I'm so glad u like my Polly <:] he's my little funny manlet guy.
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⬆️ here's a sprite pose redraw I cooked up just today for this ask
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your-local-granny · 2 years
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this is a daily occurrence
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righteousbreakfast · 3 months
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happy "oh my god aa4 is finally getting an official korean translation" day
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return of the king
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ajaasecretsanta · 6 months
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Intro Post
Hello! This is the blog of the 2023 Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Secret Santa event! This event is hosted by mods tai, lynne, and cala.
This Secret Santa event is dedicated to the events and characters of AJ:AA. (The inclusion of characters that do not appear in AJ:AA is accepted but not preferable.)
There will be two types of media: fan fiction and art. You may choose to receive and gift either type.
The event will take place until 25 December; sign-ups close on 20 November.
Here is the sign-up link!
Timeline:
november 20th: applications close november 25th: matches announcement december 10th: server-wide check in december 20th: second check in december 24th: final check in; everyone should have their gifts ready to post by this time december 25th: gifts are posted and secret santas are revealed !!
Requirements:
For fic writers:
1k words minimum
For artists:
coloured flat (preferably with background)
Restrictions:
No pedophilia, incest, zoophilia
No NSFW (teen rating max)
here are your klapollo girlies (mods..):
mod lynne: hi hello!! my name is lynne, she/her, adult. you might know me better as @arborheart (previously kettering) on ao3. i saw the aj trilogy release trailer and promptly proceeded to write 18.5k worth of klapollo in two weeks. so i am absolutely normal about aj and that's why i'm here :)
mod cala: hello ye people! i’m cala. they/them, agender aroace. MINOR. don’t be weird. i wrote one (1) aa crackfic because im deranged over kristoph gavin. sorry not sorry. @hcalatheaaa on tumblr, cala-aceattorney on AO3. (fun fact! the placeholder text here was, and i shit you not, “lorem ipsum suck my dick”.)
mod tai: hello hello!! i go by tai or taiyo, no pronouns, always & forever athena girly. enfp, 3w4, been utterly normal about ace attorney since 2022. i go by taiistired on ao3 and @itsgalaxii on tumblr. the other mods kept trying to keep my fuckign description as taitai STOp you gusy SUCK
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POV: You lie in court
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clown-owo · 2 months
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i love aa4
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cenviswasteland · 1 month
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Do you guys ever think about how much Klavier Gavin loses over the course of AA4?
-- Hella spoilers for Apollo Justice (AA4). Go play it, it's a masterpiece. --
Where is Klavier during 4-1? Probably preparing for a show, knowing him. How does he learn about what happens to his brother? Who tells him? Not Kristoph, he's already been taken away. Is it his family? Is it Daryan? Or does he find out from the paparazzi after his set is done, all shouting at him "Klavier! Klavier, do you have a statement on your brother's arrest?"
I wonder what happens in the in-between. Does he go to Kristoph, demanding the "what happened" and the "why did you do it"? Does he get anything? Or does Kristoph just stare back and give him vague explanations that mean nothing in the grand scheme of it all? Does Klavier beg for the answers he doesn't get? Does he cry? Does Kristoph just stare back, knowing that eventually Klavier will give up like he always does?
Klavier is so flashy in 4-2. I wonder if it's a front. I wonder if it's the hasty bandage wrapped over the aching, still-bleeding wound. After all, he's up against the same defense attorney that got Kristoph arrested. And that attorney is good at what he does. In a way, that's its own loss. It means that Kristoph's arrest wasn't a mistake. There's no way that Justice screwed up. Kristoph killed a man in cold blood, with almost no motive. And Klavier is just expected to move on. His brother is a monster. Move on.
I'm almost certain he starts confiding in Daryan in the in-between. "I dont know what to do." "He wouldn't talk to me." "I need to cut my hair now." "I can't look at myself." "He was arrested, Daryan. He killed someone, Daryan." "I look like him!" "I don't know him at all anymore!" "What do I do? What do I do?!" "I hate seeing him when I look at myself." "I miss him." "I look just like him!!" over and over and over. It's him putting his head in his hands, desperate to block out the vision. It's the "C'mon, Klav, we've got a show soon," as Daryan carefully turns him away from the dressing room mirror.
So what happens in 4-3, when Klavier starts to piece together the case? What happens to Klavier when he realizes, in time with Justice, that the shoulder he'd replaced his brother with did the same thing? What happens as Klavier watches Daryan break down on the witness stand? What happens as Klavier watches him get led away in handcuffs? What happens now that Klavier is completely, utterly alone? He can't confide in his murderer brother. He can't confide in his murderer bandmate. Who else does he even have?
…Justice? Apollo Justice, the man who got them both arrested? The man who pulled every little secret from the cases, who pointed the blame to them? Apollo Justice, the one that remains at the end of the trial, when the dust settles? The one who looks so proud of himself as he tears apart every person Klavier loves?
He can't take it. He can't take any of it. He hates the way he looks at himself in the mirror every morning, shaking off the sudden twinge of fear that he looks too much like his brother. He takes up smoking again, something he hadn't touched since turning the Gavineers into a serious endeavor. But the Gavineers don't matter much now, do they? He stops trying to get answers out of Kristoph. He does his best to not think about Daryan. He just wants to be left alone. He just wants to put his pieces back together. He can't get himself to pick up his guitars-- he nearly considers getting the ones in his office shipped off to a storage facility. Instead, he covers the case with bedsheets like he's a child again, and he starts safety-pinning newspaper clippings and red string to it. Maybe if he does enough digging, he'll be able to find out why Kristoph did what he did. Maybe, if he tries hard enough, he can shove the right evidence in Kristoph's face. Maybe, if he just does more, he'll be able to talk to his brother again.
It consumes him. He talks to no one. He barely goes home-- instead, he stays up for days at a time and collapses in his chair when his body succumbs to the exhaustion. He lives almost entirely off of coffee and cigarettes and whatever snacks are in the prosecutors' office break room. He looks awful. He feels awful. He stops making progress after a certain point, just falling into this awful, awful spiral of hatred and guilt and shame.
And it's nearly a miracle when Phoenix Wright comes to his office, asking him to help test a new trial system. He accepts without a second thought, not even bothering to check what case it was.
Oh, 4-4. Oh, when Klavier realizes with mounting horror what he's gotten himself into. When Klavier figures out that not only is his brother a murderer, he's a serial murderer. Kristoph has a seemingly never-ending web of lies, plots, schemes, and the like. And there's Apollo Justice, and himself, working in awful tandem to tear it all apart. Justice doesn't even realize that he's pulling Klavier apart at the same time, does he?
Klavier keeps looking at Kristoph, begging for any kind of retort. Any truth that can cut down Justice's line of logic. That retort doesn't come. The family closet's been full and shut for a long time, and now suddenly it's all being pulled out to the tune of "Objection!"
It's sick. It's an awful nightmare. He's not waking up from it.
Klavier is stronger than a lot of people give him credit for. But he's not strong enough for all this.
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artsyebonyrose · 2 years
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do i even need to elaborate
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