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milesmoerales · 2 years
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sakamoto tatsuma as indonesian men
koko scbd
- consultant at mck
- has neat linkedin bio
- wharton graduate
- abis pulang ngantor ngegym di 20fit
- a closeted bisexual and secretly has grindr on his phone
- sobat senoparty--dugem tiap malem minggu balik subuh mabora sampe nabrak apotek
- minggu sore ibadah
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engkoh-engkoh glodok
- punya toko obat/emas/sembako
- bacot banget pokoknya
- "tidak melayani bon. hiroshima hancur karena bom. toko hancur karena bon."
- suka ngasih dodol cina ke tetangga tiap imlek
- kalo lagi ngedumel pake logat hokkien
- pronouns lu orang/dia orang
- bonus bareng nci mutsu
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lae batak
- marganya SINAGA asal toba
- NGEGAS
- teriak HORAS HORAS HORAS dari jarak jauh
- idaman inang-inang hkbp
- mabok tuak 24/7
- sobat hotman paris
- punya lapo
- punya resort di pulau samosir
- koleksi ulos paling mahal
- ga mau dipanggil TULANG ("BAH! kau ini!sudah kibilang jangan panggil aku tulang! aku belum tua!")
- kalo ke kondangan wajib karokean lagu batak (alusi au preferably)
- playlistnya lagu victor hutabarat
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crypto dudebro
- puts eth in every his social media account
- mansplain about crytocurrency and actually has cryptocurrency workshop
- joins a lot of nft servers + grinding on discord
- "whitelist giveaway"
- cries when lunaterra crash
- he's lost all of his money and gone broke
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nasabah bca prioritas
- old money
- pake kaos kutang putih dekil + celana pendek + sendal jepit swallow
- sksd sama satpam sambil nyeduh kopi tubruk
- bawa kresek item isi duit gepokan
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gadun
- punya akun alter di twt + follow fwbfess
- wears branded clothes from head to toe
- jangan lupa pake rolex
- wangi banget dari jarak sekilo aja udah wangi (wanginya campuran tom ford sama $$$)
- suka ajak jalan babygirl ke sephora
- royal pokoknya mau apa aja dibeliin
-  bawa tesla
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