#admim: crash

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Random HCs I thought of while on Advil

- CPU, because of his name, is very analytical and observant. That, and he's very good at simplifying things in case he needs to (often for the kids when he visits).

- Crash, whenever he gets too emotional or angry, sometimes.. well, crashes. His body legit blue screens, and another Admin has to come and reset him.

- Buffer, Lag, and Ping sometimes have their bodies or voices not match what they're doing in the present moment. Aka buffering/lagging/pinging.

- To rectify the above, CPU often lends some of his power to the three so it doesn't happen as often. Though he does sometimes yank it away from Buffer whenever she annoys him.

- If Abyssal or Umbra aren't careful, when they get too angry, they can start to suck the visible light out of a room.

- Crash and CPU are making an effort to be friends with Antivirus.

- Domain and Forum can what's on the entirety of a website by just a glance. The number of times they've had to stop the gang from interacting with bad websites..

- You know that old lady who you know is always judging you for your choices? That's Cursor.

- Buffer sorta knows that Lag and CPU have a thing going on, but she doesn't speak on it or point it out. When they're ready to tell everyone, she'll be there for them.

- Lil Coding has gotten stuck in the ceiling before. No one knows how.

- Lil Coding, Lily, Bowser Jr. and Sage play 'Kidnap the Princess' once a week or so.

- SMG4 had a heart attack when he heard the music X used to use for WOTFI back in the day. Why? Because Mario used it for WOTFI Jr. between Lily and Lil Coding.

- Mario sometimes has nightmares about the Reset and 4&3 never reverting back to normal.

- Lil Coding enjoys having conversations with Antivirus whenever the Admin is around. The Code considers him a good friend.

- Lily is capable of holding her breath for much longer due to her ancestry, but not too much longer.

- Bob is the uncle you least expect to have, but when he watches over you, you have a hell of a fun time.

- The gang have so many inside jokes about what's happened to them that it baffles anyone who hasn't been included.

- Never get Antivirus, CPU, and Crash mad at you all at once. Remember they are part of the Division that handles punishments. They will team up to make a horrible punishment or something of the sort.

- 3&4 sometimes stiffen or jolt whenever they hear the word 'efficient' or 'efficiency'. A much better reaction than whenever they first exited their Resets, where their first and initial reactions to hearing hose words was to lock up and begin to have a panic attack.

- Domain and Melony sometimes have little coding sessions together so that he can help the demigodess hone her hacking skills for good.

- It's suuuper easy for Forum to fluster Domain. Way too easy. Everyone else struggles with it, but Forum can just say or whisper something and Domain is a blushing mess.

- Everyone kinda forgot that the Hologram Trio are, well, holograms! Because their holograms are solid and they can interact with them. They remembered this when they first met Umbra and Abyssal after the events of The Toxic Ringmaster.

- The amount of money a therapist could make from having sessions with any of them is insane (SMG3 doesn't count because of conflict of interest).

- Buffer and Juliano are aroace buddies.

- Juliano is in friendly contact with most of the Admins, excluding the nastier ones. He's also a sort of mentor/big brother figure to the other Avatars whenever they visit the SM64 universe, but that role is mostly reserved towards Mario.

- CPU does still smoke cigars, but he is cutting back since he's around the kids more often.

- Forum and Domain are the youngest Admins so far and the first and so far only former Guardians to ascend to Admins. All the other Guardians have had preexisting Admins be assigned as their Admins.

- 4&3 have absolutely pulled the "my dad was one of the prototype SMGs!" on some more of the nastier Admins whenever they rear their heads. They aren't ashamed of it.

- God help you if the Guardian System thinks you're doing something you shouldn't be around it. It's such a little shit.

- Abyssal has accidentally walked in on Ping and Umbra a grand total of 5 times. Each time they have gotten progressively more done.

- Lily sometimes goes to the Internet Graveyard with SMG3. The dead memes love her and many of the animal based ones like to follow her around.

- Domain&Forum are very much ship Emulator and Manifest. They aren't really worried about Manifest hurting Emulator in any way because they know she loves their little sister a lot and that Emmy can handle herself if something does end up happening.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Okay so I'm making a list of the Admins we have so far,, this'll probably be updated as time goes on and suggestions are always welcome!

Abyssal - mentioned by the anon I was talking with in Proceed to Overwrite asks (actually like everyone BUT Forum&Domain were pulled from that au,,, WHOOPS). Probably handles more clean-up aspects and does damage control

Cluster - handles ascending Guardians to Admins (in basically everything expect for when he gets booted in Proceed to Overwrite)

Umbra - handles the more political affairs, assigns Admims their jobs

Buffer - not sure on a name for this one yet, but it handles more of the communication aspects from the vibe I'm getting, a lot more loose than other Admins

Forum & Domain - ofc not as powerful as other Admins, but definitely being looked at and considered for being promoted at some point (nepotism from the admin who made them when they were prototypes? Maybe!)

Ping - also not sure of a name yet, but it probably does blocking and unblocking commands, maybe even creating them

Lag - (belongs to Duckapus) assigned to doing maintenance because of his lazy attitude, but this due to the fact that he used to be SMG0's and Niles Admin..

Crash - handles demotions, reviewing others and keeping check of their progress

Byte - creator of SMG-1/Domain and SMG-2/Forum, does basic things like looking over the SMG program and helping maintain it (one of the nastiest admins)

CPU - probably does stuff like managing punishments for other Higher-Ups? Getting a very "done with everyone's bullshit" vibe tbh

Manifest - (belong to Duckapus) head desk clerk (? I think?) of the Adminspace

Antivirus - handles dealing with, demoting, punishing and all that stuff with Admins

Cookie - disgraced Admin currently imprisoned in an old office-turned-prison cell. Utterly obsessed with Byte and used to help with organizing code before she was imprisoned