#admin: crash

[forthedancingandthethriving]

[Juliano arguing with a rude patron when the crew is using the circus as a circus]

SMG4: Should we stop him?

Domain: No. If it goes on long enough, he'll make them cry and leave.

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Bob: Nice hands.

Diana, amused: Thank you?

Bob: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

SMG4: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!!

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Umbra: Please note that the Adminspace does not condone violence.

Umbra: Or at least, not murder.

Umbra: And... usually not violence.

Crash: The Adminspace condones sending a message!

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Lily: Holy bubbles.

Diana: Language, little guppy

Lily: Oh, sorry!

Lily: Holy shit

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Andrew: I am still your father.

Tulip: Nuh uh.

Andrew: What do you mean 'nuh uh'?!

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Bob: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you?

Lily: You don't sound particularly mad about it.

Bob: I'm not.

Lily: You still seem disappointed though. Are you upset you weren't invited?

Bob: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt.

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Tari: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Saiko: If we did that to each other, our entire friend group would've gotten together and killed me years ago.

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The Abyss: I can't imagine how you're dealing with all this.

Juliano: For the record, I’m not.

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Lily, glaring at another girl: She has to die.

Lily Coding:What?

Lily, brandishing her trident: She complimented Root's outfit and said her laugh was cute, she has to die.

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Meggy: Be nice.

Saiko: I'm always nice.

Meggy: Real nice, not bitchy nice.

Saiko: You're tying my hands, but fine.

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SMG3: Four, if I died, would you move on and date again?

SMG4: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

SMG3: But what if it was out of your control, like I was fell ill or something?

SMG4: I would march down into Hell and drag you back out.

SMG3: What if, somehow, I was at peace in the afterlife and didn't want to come back?

SMG4: I don't care what you want. Do you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

SMG3: Aww..

SMG3: Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in Hell?

SMG4: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

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Mario, on his knees in front of a closed restaurant: NOOOOOOO!!

Luigi: Mario, they had a rat infestation.

Mario: Have you not seen Ratatouille?!?

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Whimpu: Who ate my lunch?

SMG3: The pigeons.

Whimpu: Very funny.

SMG4: No, really. As soon as you left, Lily and Juliano fed it to the pigeons outside because they're so fed up with your shit Spanish.

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Mario: All this walking is making me hungry.

SMG4: Everything makes you hungry.

[ellovett]

my shrimpy Yuu, Bida Hipon 🫡🍤

i redesigned bida an old twst oc of mine whos supposed to be my stand in for the MC :3 m thinking of perpetuating malleyuu allegations n shipping bida w malleus for the funsies.

i like it when yuus are completely unserious hehe, bidas an actual rascal they have quite the kleptomaniac habit of stealing p much any shiny or interesting thing in their new MAGICAL school from ANOTHER WORLD. Theyre very interested at how things work around here, though a nagging feeling at the back of their head begs to be let back home.. despite not knowing where theyre from

rbs>likes!!

[updatingranboo]

ranboo tweeted last night!

[slavhew]

reread going great

[asktheyigamaster]

🔪🔪🔪Happy ides of March!!

And a marry killing dictators! 🔪👁🔪

[mcrobottruthers]

my first post hello. this is the new olympics logo

[landovwins]

not to be that type of person but i hope everyone wishing for a crash (and the f1 admin) gets everything that's coming their way.

[svtskneecaps]

"do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created" except it's the qsmp admins realizing players including but not limited to forever, pierre, tazercraft, cellbit, phil, fit, bad, and etoiles are able and completely willing to break the server for reasons such as "to gamble more", or simply because it's funny

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Crash, smiling mischievously: I mean, you are technically using Sign Language now!

Umbra: That was so bad-

Download: *bursts out laughing, surprising everyone*

Crash, grinning: Hey, see! She liked it, it was a good joke!

Crash, internally: Oh my god oh my god oh my god ok ok she laughed at the joke and her laugh sounded pretty oh my god

Idea: A little while after losing her voice, Download starts looking into alternative communication methods. There's a few nonstarters (one of the big ones is IRL sign languages because her character model's hands only have three digits each so they can't make all the right shapes), but eventually she gets inspired by the textboxes in Diamind and puts together a subroutine for her command box that'll open a window in front of her facing out and type out what she's trying to say.

When she shows it off to the others, Crash makes a quip about how she technically did end up using Sign Language, and she bursts out laughing. Which is definitely a shock, both because this is the first time since the Activation that she's felt like the cheerful, wide-eyed, energetic girl she's been when she first showed up, and because even though her laughter is random computer noises just like everything else that comes out of her mouth, it still manages to convey as much joy as a "normal" laugh...and according to some of the Admins in the room actually sounds kind of pretty.

[dionysus-complex]

some of y'all need to realize that bullshit conspiracy theories are bullshit conspiracy theories no matter where they originate on the ideological spectrum

[kimjunhees]

GIVE RME THE SALESMAN GIV EHIM TO ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ILL PAY YOU REAL LIFE MONEY

[forthedancingandthethriving]

SMG3: I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself "I have committed horrible acts".

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Vitality: What state would you live in?

Lag: Constant anxiety.

Buffer: Denial

CPU: Perfection

Crash: Florida.

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Cluster, seeing the Toxic Old Man Yaoi: it's none of my business it's none of my business it's none of my business it's none of my business it's none--

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Crash: Hey, do you have 2,500 credits?

CPU: What do you need 2,500 credits for?

Crash: An escape room?

CPU: What escape room is that expensive?

Crash: The Containment Zone.

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Kidnapper: We have Mario.

Luigi: Please, put him on the phone.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker.

Luigi: Again, bro?

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Lil Coding: I can't ever show my face to my dads ever again.

Cody: It can't be that bad.

LC: No, it was.

Cody: How?

LC: Papa asked me why I was sneaking out to see you, and I said, "Who's sneaking out?"

LC: He's not even mad that I was lying, just disappointed that I was so bad at it.

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Juliano: The "new year, new me" agenda is going pretty well.

Forum: Have you made any progress?

Juliano: Of course I have. Just one week in and I'm already a lot worse than I was last year.

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The Abyss: You call them heinous actions. I call them lore. We are not the same.

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Black Doom, watching Juliano & the Abyss after the NWO takeover: Jeez, talk about down bad.

Phobos: ..

Phobos: I am not even going to comment on the irony of that.

[dreamersparacosm]

hi besties!!

so. um. quick author’s note before tomorrow because i have to be honest with you.

remember when i said i was only going to write mini series for the foreseeable future? that i was going to be structured and normal about my writing habits?

yeah. no. i played myself. inspiration said “what if we ruined your life a little” and i said “okay xoxo”

questions you may be asking yourself:

• “how will this affect OTR’s posting schedule?”

it won’t!! don’t worry, i am already deep into writing part 4 of OTR and i always write ahead for exactly this reason. i knew my brain would betray me eventually.

• “what’s the update schedule for this new fic?”

absolutely no idea. i am the passenger, not the driver. probably won’t start actually posting until mid-may though.

• “how many parts will it be?”

who’s to say?? i’m toying with 20-30 but it really depends on pacing. i’m just out here with a vibes-based strategy. also this is my first time writing two series at once so we’ll see if my brain melts out of my ears. stay tuned.

tldr: teaser dropping tomorrow. it’s exes to lovers. second chance trope. it’s messy (obviously), but to be clear — there is no cheating (only emotional?? kinda? i am who i am)

ok that’s all!

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Red Leader's been offline for days. We did it tunglr we killed him

No, I am alive. I apologize for my absence. This blog sometimes feels more like a chore to keep up on rather than a fun activity.

[denkilightning]

i hope rogue getting his memories back actually breaks him deeper into an actual villain arc <3

[mcrobottruthers]

SUNBURN - MCRobot doujinshi in progress … will be updating as more gets done

You can follow the MCRobot Doujinshi 25’! tag to follow our progress