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elliethefroggy · 10 months

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When space tourism becomes an affordable thing, destination weddings are going to become that much more unbearable.

Why set off to Hawaii (leave Hawaii alone; it’s been through enough), when you can visit the Martian colonies.

The red planet a bit too mainstream for you? Looking for something a bit more grandiose? How about you hope a few planets further away and enjoy Saturn’s stormy light shows?

Scared that gigantic diamond ring on your finger will be outshone by Saturn’s diamond rains? Why not enjoy some champagne while witnessing the birth of a star in the Eagle Nebula? Who cares how upset your guests will be about having to travel 7,000 light years to attend. They should be grateful they got invited at all.

#space #space travel #space tourism #destination weddings #astronomy #planets #saturn #mars #eagle nebula #wedding #how much worse can we make weddings #Look at me sipping my beverage as I gaze out of the window of the space ship flying around Venus #admiring the planet's opaque clouds of sulfuric acid #pretending to enjoy myself when the bride and groom come by to say hello #regretting that I failed to come up with a good excuse to avoid this wedding #realising too late that I'm really not close enough to the newly weds to justify this trip #can't even escape because I'm trapped on the space ship with the happy couple and all the other suckers who also RSVP'd

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