#after the coronation nobles meeting the queen of Ferelden feel the need to check their pockets

[crunchbuttsteak]

Elyssanya Cousland: Hello Sister Justine, what would you do if a vial of the Tears of Andraste herself just happened to fall into the Denerim chantry’s donation bin?

Sister Justine: Wait, are you the one who keeps putting all these priceless relics in the Chantry’s donation bin?

Elyssanya Cousland: I couldn’t possibly say. Incidentally, Bann Faranderel has so many worldly possessions that I highly doubt he’s even noticed some of his many possessions are missing, isn’t that funny?

LATER

Alistair: I hope somebody comes to rescue us from fort Drakon soon my love.

Elyssanya Cousland, who’s already picked the lock and cut the guard’s throat: Did you say something dear?

Alistair: Oh wow, I thought that would have taken longer.

Elyssanya Cousland: The locks on the doors here only have 7 tumblers and two security pins in them, it’s like they want people to break out.