#ajoketostartofftheday

[askcelebiandgroudon-blog]

"WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. I NEEDED HIS HELP AND HE TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY ALRIGHT POKEMON."

"WE USUALLY DO HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER. I DON'T HAVE MANY OTHER FRIENDS, I SUPPOSE, UNLESS YOU COUNT SOME OTHER POKEMON IN MY FOREST. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GROUDON, THOUGH. YOU'D HAVE TO ASK HIM."

[Celebi 7/7]

[askcelebiandgroudon-blog]

"You're joking. You're joking, right?"

"Rayquaza doesn't just show up out of the goodness of his heart. He does it 'cause he's a pretentious jerk who thinks he's better than the both of us."

"And you expect me to be 'friends' with my rival? That whale usually can't get the most simple of things through its blubber layer. Its skull is a whole other issue. Earth is just better than water, 'nuff said."

[Groudon 5/7]

[askcelebiandgroudon-blog]

"HMM... THAT'S A GOOD THOUGHT, SWEETIE, UNFORTUNATELY THIS BODY IS BUILT MORE FOR COMBAT THEN ANYTHING I'D BE LOOKING TO DO. MAYBE PROTECTING THE FOREST WILL BE EASIER, THOUGH."

[Celebi 2/7]