#alastor: thats a bullet wound. i was shot in the head.

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Vox does the emoboi "omg bby dont do this to urself nooo ur beautiful bby" thing when he sees Alastor's scars even though the scars are obviously from being maimed by dogs

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How I think y'all died, excluding Alastor since that one's already known

Vox: Head crushed by a TV after it fell off a shelf in a store, or a stroke since he's mostly symmetrical except his eye and antennae, and the eye and antennae could be representative of the face drooping from a sroke

Valentino: STD

Velvette: Got so successful on social media that someone jealous of her body doxxed and murdered her

Bonus Niffty because she's here: Shot in the chest, since the shapes on the top of her dress look like bullet wounds with blood dripping down

Mine is already known?

The giant X on your forehead and the whole cannibal serial killer gimmick isnt really a secret

Well. You were in a cult. You died in a mass suicide.

I wouldn't really say thats a secret, either. Considering it followed you down here.

Asshole you wanna go?

Go ahead. Let's fight.

er anyways you were close but i did that shit to myself 💀

WHY DID I DIE FROM AN STD WHY NOT SOMETHING COOL