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[crossover-enthusiast]

Various D-Sides Spooky Month Concepts/Headcanons

Long post ahead!

Skid and Pump

They met one Halloween after the Hatzgang got done bullying Skid. Pump just sat on the curb beside him and Skid offered him some candy

Pump is selectively mute and only really talks to Skid, Lila, and his family

While the large fang is part of his costume, Skid actually does have a pair of small natural fangs

Pump is actually a specter, not a ghost, and he just calls himself a ghost because more people know what that is

Pump was also born a specter and is capable of aging, albeit slowly

They broke into Daddy Dearest’s mansion during week 2 as part of a dare from the Hatzgang

They were the ones who named D-Sides Monster “Chester”

Skid wouldn’t actually be heartbroken if he found out Pump was a ghost; if anything, he’d be sad that he didn’t find out sooner

Skid is freakishly strong for a smol bean, he could easily pick up Roy

If the two had new names better fitting their costumes, they’d be Drac and Ecto

They go to the coffee shop a lot bc it sells hot cocoa and cherries

Kevin

Works at a coffee shop instead of a candy store

His associated colors are green and brown instead of pink and white

Actually pretty happy with his job, but still pretty tired bc he works a late shift

Two-tone hair, light brown and dark brown - basically looks like a swirled mocha cup

Has freckles

Dating Lila

Lila

Cute scientist during the day, punk MILF at night

Way more aware of the supernatural than her canon counterpart, and much more interested in it; had she not become a scientist, she would’ve gone into parapsychology

Has a pair of goggles that make her eyes the same white-on-black Skid and Pump have

Associated color is red rather than purple

Flirty

Has fangs

Secretly a big shipper and helped Daddy Dearest get together with Mommy Mearest when they were younger

If she had her own week, her third song would be titled “Spunkk and Punky” in reference to Skid and Pump’s original names

If she had a new name befitting her colors, it’d be Scarlett

Dating Kevin

Pump’s Family

Offbrand Addams Family/The Munsters

Everyone thinks they’re just really into Halloween, including Skid

Grandpa Wonder is a mad scientist, Pump’s dad is a Frankenstein’s Monster, Pump’s mom is a mashup between Morticia, Lily, and the bride of Frankenstein, and Susie is a demon

Susie frequently plays tricks on the Hatzgang because they bully her little brother

Jaune

Lila’s lab assistant

Also still her best friend

Her associated color is green instead of yellow

Hair is tied into two triangle shaped buns

Met Mommy Mearest through Lila and the two frequently have drinking contests. The score is surprisingly even

If she had a new name befitting her colors, it’d be Verde (or just Verd)

Has a crush on Radford

John and Jack

Detectives instead of police officers

Basically the same personality-wise, though Jack is a bit more competent and is afraid of mimes rather than clowns

John wears a trench coat

The Thieves

Reformed criminals and masters of disguise! They work undercover jobs at the same precinct John and Jack do

Are always wearing clothes/costumes that cover at least one part of their faces

Frequently assigned to the same cases John and Jack are. They butt heads a lot

The taller one has sharp teeth

The Hatzgang

Their names begin with “Re” rather than “Ro” - Reese (Roy), Reid (Ross), and Reggie (Robert)

Reggie is short for Reginald and he gets super embarrassed when people call him that

Reid has an emo fringe and bangs that cover his left eye, Reggie has super fluffy hair that covers his right eye, and Reese has glasses, though they’re usually just hanging off his sweater

Reese has sharp teeth

Moloch

An electricity demon

Skid and Pump still summoned him, though because Lila is much more aware of the supernatural, she figured out he was up there way sooner and struck a deal with him - he now powers the lab she works at and even gets paid for it

Overall surprisingly chill if you don’t tick him off

Dexter

His “needs” are focused onto plants rather than animals/people, so he’s much more stable (albeit still pretty weird)

Works at the same coffee shop Kevin does, during the day shift

Is also friends with Kevin

One time he planted weeds into some of the flowers they had around the shop to see how long it would take for the plants to die/for someone to notice. When someone inevitably did notice, he blamed it on the place they got the plants from

Owns a fuckton of carnivorous plants

Actually likes Skid and Pump bc they listen to him talk about said plants

If he met Chester, he’d be super fascinated by him but also would not take him seriously at all

Hair is green with brown tips. Man looks like he shoved his head into a bush