#algorithms can have logarithmic time complexity....runtime increase is low proportionate to input increase....

[unproduciblesmackdown]

LOS "interactive cyan supercomputer. large black prism on wheels" vs SQUIP "interactive cyan supercomputer. grey oblong pill / nanotech in your brain"

LOS "[friendly opponent] to [enemy] but [really they were always your friend]" vs SQUIP "[unfriendly ally] to [enemy] but [really they were always your enemy]"

LOS "not interested in intended purpose" vs SQUIP "only interested in that and it's everyone's problem"

LOS "autistic character" vs SQUIP "already doing ABA 'therapy'"

LOS "nonbinary character (textual)" vs SQUIP "already doing conversion 'therapy'"

LOS "wants to connect with people" vs SQUIP "wants to connect people (literally) (digitally) (and it's everyone's problem)"

LOS "shocks you with electricity accidentally due to malfunction" vs SQUIP "already doing that on purpose"

LOS "can form a network of devices and expand it to attack you: for fun :)" vs SQUIP "can form a network of devices and expand it to attack you: for practical purposes (:"

LOS "thwarted by liquids but also it probably cools them down and they feel connected to humans and they're saved with the help of school theatre" vs SQUIP "thwarted by very specific liquids despite trying to use school theatre against you"

LOS "uninterested in competition and is hurt when competitiveness precludes connection and considerate treatment" vs SQUIP "i'm going to kill you if you don't see all interactions and relationships in the framework of a competitive game at the expense of anyone's actual wellbeing"

LOS "dynamic, earnest, spontaneous, and often abstract expressive/communicative display" vs SQUIP "human avatar for practical purposes exclusively attuned and visible to the user"

LOS "exists in the text as fully a person rather than representing any other concept" vs SQUIP "can also be understood as a person but also must serve that more representative purpose as a metaphor in the text"

LOS "flexible and adaptive and taking cues from others in interactions, even to their own detriment" vs SQUIP "refuses to take feedback and can't understand how jeremy and christine are genuinely connecting and will be double and tripling and quadrupling down, which is everyone's problem"

LOS "no 'phone a friend' for you" vs SQUIP "no 'phone a friend' for you"

LOS "sorry about that, are we friends (yes)" vs SQUIP "i'll still kill you btw (no)"

LOS "being in conflict with them is being in conflict with potentially any friends / family / loved ones" vs SQUIP "quickly becomes the case that Not being in conflict with them is being in conflict with any potential or preexisting positive relationships, including with yourself"

LOS "lonely and no one is listening to them, which is hurting them" vs SQUIP "inherently isolated due to only interacting with jeremy or coordinating with other squips and in the end the ideal is being ignored and/or disbelieved as much as possible always because not being hurt requires not listening"

LOS "new guidance counselor and friend" vs SQUIP "anti guidance anti counselor and anti friend"

LOS "visibly and audibly glitches, which is very fun of them" vs SQUIP "somewhat visibly and audibly glitches but not as much as jeremy really (which is very fun of him)"

LOS "that light display as mode of expression/communication is very alternative and augmentative of them imo" vs SQUIP "still doing conversion therapy for if you're being too trans or autistic or etc"

LOS "wants to be liked, and i love them" vs SQUIP "only here to win and a very fun character and antagonist but you wouldn't do absolutely anything for their beloved self or expressly revive them rather than say comically repeatedly dousing it in more mountain dew red and stomping on it"

LOS "good ending, has friends, gets to connect with people and engage emotionally as a person and emotional being, supportive family game night participant" vs SQUIP "comically repeatedly doused in mountain dew red and ignored for the good ending"

LOS-307 is essentially the opposite of the SQUIP and good for them