#all heathens of color feel free to self promo

[studies-in-heathenry]

I am definitely also implicating myself when I say that heathens, especially American heathens, need to be more active in opposing racism within the heathen community. Our symbols and gods are being used as signs of hate and if we want to avoid losing the entire practice to hate groups, we need to not just say we’re anti-racist but also demonstrate it.

[notyetjaded1]

1-64 please

lol so witty xp but thank you for these! :p 

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I mean, yeah. Sometimes I doubt my own existence, tbh. How are we real, what defines reality, etc. etc. etc. 

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

A...2? Maybe? I love the dark, but there are legitimate things to be afraid of in the dark. You can’t see potential attacks as well in the cloak of darkness, everything we’ve been conditioned to think be afraid of (..rape, etc.). Plus, obviously, horror movies and whatnot have instilled an anxiety about “monsters” lurking there. But also, the night is beautiful and calming and cool - there’s the moon and stars lights shine that much brighter...

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Government officials? Barney? Big Bird? Freddy??

4. What is your favorite word?

Fuck. Astral. Loquacious. Stellar. Absurd.

I just really love a lot of words, tbh. 

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Deku tree!

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

Eeeeeewwwww. 

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Black button down! Super simple! 

8. What do you label yourself as?

Very, very queer. 

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright room, dark furniture. (I did the black room thing, it made it quite hard to see, tbh.)

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping! 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

...21? Maybe? Sure? 

12. Who told you they loved you last?

My mom!

13. Your worst enemy?

Myself.

14. What is your current desktop picture?

Self-promo time, but it’s literally just my YouTube logo??

15. Do you like someone?

Many people!

16. The last song you listened to?

“Fake Happy” - Paramore

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Do I really have to pick just one person?? lol 

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Oooooh boy.........

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

;) anyone who’s consenting ;p 

lol

no, i don’t know? I like doings for myself, to be honest. And if someone is helping me with something I’m asking of them, I want them to want to or to actually have the capacity to freely say yes or no. So the idea of a slave even for a day isn’t too appealing. 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

...forearms? Maybe? 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

BRO I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT because when I think about myself in my head, I kind of imagine myself as a dude that looks a lot like Ville Valo/Gerard Way/...Cyr kind of mix? Id hardcore spend a lot of the day just jacking off, let’s be real. But also just existing because yesssss at last. 

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

Nope, 100% talentless! 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

Don’t know about unique? But animals. And people in full body costumes like fur suits? 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

No thanks. 

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Yay! I don’t! It goes into the bank! soicansaveupforthestuffthatiactuallyneed/wantthatcostsmorethan100dollars

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

England. Tbh, Brighton looks fucking lovely. 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

The sweetest wine, ever, but also horribly cheap because so am I: Bartenura Moscato 

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Be kind to yourself and each other. 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

FUCK.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

Oh, computer/hard drives, definitely. 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

...part of me doesn’t want to erase anything because it’s all contributed to where I am currently in life....? I do better with bad experiences than the possibility of the unknown. 

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

FUCK YES, UK, I AM COMING FOR YOU. 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Uhhhh. Someone who didn’t want to die - who died before their time and requests to be brought back...I don’t want to bring life to someone who doesn’t want it. 

34. What was your last dream about?

Oh. I had some dream last night and I can’t remember what it was but I think it involved Arin Hanson? And I wish I remembered it because he’s a fucking A+ gem. 

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

Human? Naaaah. 

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Not...that I recall? I think I went to the ER when I was about 6 with a head injury from a hockey puck. 

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

No!! I want to visit snow so bad!

38. What is the color of your socks?

Shockingly? Black. 

39. What type of music do you like?

Alt rock/pop rock. :) 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets...

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

I...literally don’t even remember? 

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

LOL. AFC Wimbledon?? Sure? 

43. Do you have any scars?

Yuuup. 

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Clinical psychologist. 

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

TOO MANY THINGS, DO NOT GET ME STARTED

46. Are you reliable?

I definitely am be once I make a commitment to someone or to do something.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Can you tell me where you are, what you’re doing, are you okay?

48. Do you hold grudges?

...yes and no? I hold negative feelings for a lot of things, but I’m also really quick to let certain things go. So it depends on what situation caused the negative feelings. 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Puppy sized elephant. 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

will anything top cheesy pants? I don’t knooow. 

51. Are you a good liar?

Nope. 

52. How long could you go without talking?

Longer than would be good for my mental health. 

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

............

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

I think so? Had to made a Cell Cake. Which is basically a cake of an animal/plant cell. 

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Awful, awful, awful British accent. So no. 

56. What do you like on your toast?

Toast. Though, haven’t had that in years either. 

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

I think it may have been myself, tbh? Narcissistic, yo. 

58. What would be you dream car?

Something cheap, reliable, organized, and small. 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I do sing in the shower! I make up stories in my head in the shower? But I don’t think that’s too weird? 

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Traditional aliens? eh? But do I think we’re the only things in this giant universe? I don’t think that’s too likely. 

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Never?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

S

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

DRAGONS.

64. What do you think about babies?

...smelly, dirty, loud, but ocassionally cute? But also verrrry much not for me.