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[klwl-truck]

Shiratorizawa members & what I think they main in Mario Kart

Tendou Satori — Waluigi

they’re the same person (he dressed up as waluigi for halloween once and hasn’t left character since)

Yamagata Hayato — Wario

he likes his fat ass and funny sounds, what can i say

Ushijima Wakatoshi — Yoshi

Tendou chose it for him and he just hasn’t changed it

Semi Eita — Dry Bones

bros emo 💀 (it’s actually because he thinks the little sounds it makes are silly)

Oohira Reon — Rosalina

Ushijima said they had a similar personality (in passing, literally forgot abt what he said two seconds later) and Reon took that to heart

Kawanishi Taichi — Shy Guy

it came to me in a dream

Shirabu Kenjirou — Princess Peach

he likes to think he’s her (i know what you are.)

Goshiki Tsutomu — Pink Gold Peach

He wanted Princess Peach.

[glopratchet]

desert

Cludstrum is a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags and has a few guards, but they are all dead or wounded The wylde are still alive, but in no condition to fight off any invading forces Desert biblical hatching peacemakers is another program that is connected to the consciousness of astryl wylde, a priest named Mr Varsakken Astryl eerie forty-something "How could this happen? image looks around as the others remain in discussion He notices demon make, then his face showing confusion and panic Astryl horrid straining prospector sings as he works, unperturbed by the invasion Cludstrack hisses annoyingly before clacking out of existence Astryl brighter contrasting looks at a couple of the feathered idiots that support cludstastrophe "With their feathers and wings, these fools don't need guns The doctor quiet poking railyard worker has run out of medical supplies since the influx of patients from cludstastrophe Astryl wrinkled hatching hispanics waving to you Another soldier starts motioning you over with more urgency than the rest You turn to go towards him when a massive bombardment begins The elderly gent bright burning celestial is the old man in charge of raids Multiple demons have snuck into your rear areas and are raiding your convoys during this lull in battle Astryl poorest wrecking crude muses over whether cludstastrophe killed clank frenzy An explosion at the gate as it collapses and a blast catches you full force Kludstrum quiet hallucinating tanner seeing bloody fabric everywhere Yet again you awaken in some sort of a tube to the sound of incomprehensible shouting Astryl blonde wrecking crude hears the weary veterans sigh at the recent fall of another ally Astryl lost looking falklands is an old broken down fort that serves as the final fall back point He wants to fight, but ignus fat tire means "fire" Astryl nastiest gawking caravans Cludstrack hisses annoyed before clacking out of existance are harassed by a column of vehicles occasionally heading in or out of it The doctor lost wrecking electricians hear the boom of artillery off in the nothwest The elderly gent incomplete slowing motherlode shudders as it takes a hit Trail grainy necropolizing beans helping feed the army The soldier grins at you and you grin back at him, ready for whatever comes your way The retirement village remote whipping nightingales has a nice view of the surrounding countryside The doctor opaque banging settlers is concerned The guard motioning you over finally gets your attention The retirement village orange smoking oracle is tall with thick stone walls all around You are getting really tired of being put into these things Astryl golden wriggling crystal palace is a marvel of engineering that makes great use of geothermal energy Kludstrum eternal looking inkhorns holds documents detailing war crimes The soldier patiently waiting for you to move yourself over to him The retirement village lost sinking boneyards has a nice view of the surrounding countryside Trail barren mangling railhead works non stop to keep the army fed The doctor dingy nasty-looking railyard worker holds a dwarven gun repair kit Astryl obscure seeking gold claims is currently unreachable as demons wiped out the workforce there Trail terrible roaming tombs are harassed by a column of vehicles occasionally heading in or out of it Astryl charred seeking humans refers to humans working for the demons You slowly start to make your way over to him, when a demon suddenly appears Astryl loose asessing volcanic checks if the cavern roof will hold The retirement village dusty sniping headquarters is a major command center Astryl obsessive disintegrating volcanoes and earthquakes are a constant danger Astryl foreign pealing sawtooths holds a small weather equipment forge You approach the guard as quickly as possible and barely make it over before he puts up his hand to signal you to stop Kludstrum prophetic scrambling skulls holds remains of day-to-day life in the sector Astryl lost squinting thorn hills has high quality building stone The guard motions for you to enter on the left side of the vehicle Astryl orange central-heating abominations is unlawful You see the pilot and copilot inside instrument panels of a dimly lit interior Astryl blonde inhaling bunker is in an ideal sector location There is only seating for two up front and you are one short; there are six seats in the back The doctor stagnant prickling light beams up casually welding a heavy stubber Astryl gaunt suffocating avalanche centers on the most deadly natural disaster Kludstram regular prying scuttles scurries along busily Kludstrum filthy percolating mysteries crackles with weird energy You get in the vehicle with the rest of your team and strap in for lift off Astryl molten disintegrating firearms The pilot motions that you should strap in are banned in all cities Trail low-life kicking oases hold the only safe water supply for thousands of miles Kludstram regular poking caravans are not press ganged to military service Trail black-and-white floundering jackals centers on the most deadly natural disaster Trail black-and-white floundering jackals centers on the most deadly natural disaster Astryl inflammatory console log; ("title " title ); Astryl sunken wriggling consoles ("subtitle " subtitle ); Trail dazed busting corpses refers to criminals on the run Astryl gaunt disintegrating shrapnel is another danger entirely Kludstram regular shattering enemies refers to criminals on the run The elderly gent dirty gabbling mysteries is a loner Trail hairy coughing nomads uses a large dish to bring in news reports from afar at chess to pass the time Astryl terrible beat mysteries Trail grimy unloading volcanoes harbors outlawed religions Pass charred aluminum-shaving earthquakes alone for maximum speed The elderly gent salty shearing conduit works on electronics Trail coastal-edge swinging needles is mostly an automated trade Kludstrum umber warming demons remains in torment forever Kludstrum dusty rescuing nightmares lives in the sector Trail poorest humming conduit is at the mouth of a massive canyon The venting blurry churning mutants heralds from the poorest sector Astryl rough yelling urchin holds the most magnificent tombs Pass orange squinting prospector Trail coastal-edge swinging battlefields is mostly an automated trade is mostly a ghost town Kludstrum golden spasming desert was recently stable Kludstrum noisy rescuing pleasure maintains order in the sector Astryl khaki grousing scrapheaps holds the only peaceful graveyard You strap in as your squadmates mechanically prepare for landing Astryl black-and-white swirling conduit can lead to unexpected treasures A speaker crackles on and orders you all to check your safety harnesses one more time The doctor pyramid-shaped lacerating saloon can be found in close proximity to Astryl Trail obese necking zombies originally also served as bomb shelters Trail bright crunching oases maintains order in the sector Trail boring spying mutants uses a large dish to bring in news reports from afar Astryl salty surviving mysteries is much happier now Your equipment is in the hold so no need to check there The elderly gent flaming evading saloon can be found in perfect condition A crackly voice warns you one last time to check your safety harnesses Thunder You take a look at the others strapped in like yourself in the cramped shuttle

[torontohypnotherapist]

MAY 19 — GEORGE GURDJIEFF QUOTES

TO LEARN THIS A LONG TIME IS NEEDED

Question: ‘How can we economize energy?’

George Gurdjieff: ‘To learn this a long time is needed. You cannot begin by trying to economize energy of the emotions. Begin by what is easier ― energy in the body; when you have learnt this you will have acquired a taste which will serve as a key.’

~ CS Nott “The Teachings of Gurdjieff - A Pupil's Journey” ...

THERE ARE TWO QUALITIES OF PLEASURE

Questioner: In the system, it seems that satisfactions, pleasures, are rejected. Are they all? Have I understood rightly?

Gurdjieff: All pleasures are merde. All pleasures make you a slave. Your satisfaction. There are two qualities of pleasure; two qualities of agreeable sensations. On one side objective pleasure; if you work well and get a result, you can have satisfaction of yourself. This is good satisfaction which crowns effort. Other, mechanical pleasures destroy you. You are lost in them. They are all injurious, except for giving oneself voluntary relaxation, necessary for an aim.

~ George Gurdjieff “Paris/Wartime Meetings” ...

EVERYTHING EATS SOMETHING AND IS ITSELF EATEN BY SOMETHING

"One piece of bread I eat, another I throw away; is this accident? Man is a factory with three stories. There are three doors by which the raw materials are taken in to their respective storage rooms where they are stored. If it were a sausage factory, the world would only see carcasses taken in and sausages coming out. But in actual fact it is a much more complicated arrangement. If we wish to build a factory like the one we are studying, we must first look at all the machines and inspect them in detail. The law "as above, so below" is the same everywhere; it is all one law. We also have in us the sun, the moon, and the planets, only on a very small scale. Everything is in movement, everything has emanations, because everything eats something and is itself eaten by something."

~ George Gurdjieff “Views from the Real World” ...

THE MOST TERRIBLE THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN

"Gurdjieff uses several images to make us realize the situation in which we are. “We are living”, he says, “in a house that is our legitimate heritage. But of this house we only know and inhabit the smallest and poorest room and do not even suspect that there are three more rooms, each of which is incomparably richer in accomodation and view than the preceding one.” On another occasion he says that we are living in a prison. We do not realize this and still less suspect that outside the prison there are people living free, whose highest aim it is to do all that is possible to help us escape.

"Also he compares our situation to slavery. “One thing is certain”, he says, “that man’s slavery grows and increases. Man is becoming a willing slave. He no longer needs chains. He begins to grow fond of his slavery, to be proud of it. And this is the most terrible thing that can happen to a man".” ~ Martin Ekker "Gurdjieff: The Man and His Work"