#all thinks gurky

[poniatowskaja]

'How was your grandmother?' Gurkie asked. A shadow crossed Ben's face. 'She says she's all right but she doesn't look very well to me.' And then: 'How did it go at lunch?" 'Raymond was awful,' said Odge. 'I think he's disgusting. I think we should have a republic on the Island and not bother with a prince once the King and Queen are dead.'

Eva Ibbotson. The Secret of Platform 13

[thatssogurky-blog]

Ice Weasel Frontier Horoscope Predicts: Thank You, Part of It Is Here Sorry It's Not More

Lawn long time tomorrow! Hence here, our forced feathers present a BRAND NEWT production of the GURKY hit single (it's coming out of space tomorrow FOR YOU!): MAYNANOMAISE'ZS!

(That's YOUR new pet icee weasel! We already named him for YOU but you get to spell it.)

HORRORSCOPES (Disc-claimer: Everyone of the GURKY HORRORCOPES except for ONE will die by the end.)

Here we go!

SQUID SINKS -- The 11th of Marn to the THIRD of Also Marn

Let's just get one string straight for once, Larry. LARRRRRYYYY. There is nothing you can do. Give us all of your toe socks or ELSE. It will ease the pain. By the moonthe we sail, slightly backward, through endless pastabillies (hillbillies made of pasta) wondering where the beans are. Corn is important too. NEVER FORGET. By the 77th hour of THE DAY you will have bustered enough corn hands to power all of China so good luck with that, I guess. I know you be flasking, "Hey there sailor, China ain't in Gurky at all!", and to you I slay: "Big deal, whoopty doop!". Is this the song about the brother on skates?

BEDAZZLED TOMATE-TOES! TOO MANY TOMATE-TOES!!

There she is! You must find her again if you want to live. Hurry! We love you!