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Today is my boys first day and to keep the Dad! Haikyuu train rolling we need to see Aone, Kenma, Kuroo, Iwazumi (because God 27 athletic trainer Iwazumi as a father yes please), and Mad Dog.

Honestly I'll never stop loving these!

Aone

We all know he's silent, that's a given

He he's totally holding back tears YN 🥺

He's not ready to let your daughter go

"I'll miss you daddy," your daughter says as your giant husband bends down, hugging her and kissing her cheek.

"I'll miss you top angel, I'll be waiting right here for you when you come home," your giant teddy bear husband says.

Your daughter turns and walks into school, nervous but excited to start. You look at your stoic husband as a small tear runs down his face.

"Taka, she's going to be fine! Futakuchi's boy is starting school today too ans he will protect her," you say rubbing your husband's back.

He just nods, grabbing your hand and turning to walk away. He's trying his best YN but he's totally going to go home and cry 🥲

Kenma

He acts cool and collected

He is most definitely NOT cool nor collected

He totally installed a tracking device on your son's backpack so he can make sure he gets there safe

"Babe don't you think you're being a little over protective," you ask your husband as he watched your sons dot move around the screen on his phone.

"YN, there is not such thing as TOO overprotective," he says, "besides the school wouldn't let me install security cameras so this is the next best options."

"Kenma he's 5 and in kindergarten! What do you think will happen?" You ask

Your husband just stares at you, dumbfounded, "oh I don't know YN, arson maybe burglary!"

"At kindergarten?" You say

"YN these kids are smart and crafty! Our kid learned to program at age 2, who knows what these kids are capable of!"

You sigh, giving up and walking away. You know your husband is nervous and watching your sons little dot float around helps ease his worries.

Kuroo

He's actually really excited!

He's been preparing for this for weeks

He's a logical guy and knows school is a great place!

He definitely had Kenma install a tracking device tho 🤣

"Daddy, do you think I look pretty?" You daughter asks as she stands in front of your husband in her new school clothes and cute hair.

"Baby you look gorgeous! Everyone is going to be so jealous of how pretty you look!" Your husband gushes as your daughter blushes

"Do you think I'll be the prettiest girl in school?" Your daughter says

"Absolutely!" Your husband answers

"Ok good because there's a boy I like!" Your daughter says, skipping away as your husband freezes

"Tetsuro don't even think about it!" You say as your husband picks up his phone

"I'm just going to call the school YN and un-enroll her. I think we should look for a private girls school," he says as you roll your eyes.

Iwaizumi

Complete mess

Trying to hold it together but he's so sad

Literally he's going to miss your daughter so much

You come downstairs to your husband silently preparing your daughters lunch. He looks so deflated and sad and you can't help but feel for him.

"Hey Haji, you ok?" You ask hugging your husband from behind.

"I'm going to miss her so much YN," he says, turning and hugging you back.

"I know, me too but she's so excited and she will do so well!" You say trying to consol your husband as he just nods

"I know, I know but it's like just yesterday she wad a baby and now she's going to school! Soon I'll be sending her to volleyball practice and then college!" Your husband says sniffling

"Babe don't worry about that! We have a few years before any of that starts," you say

Your husband only smiles and turns to stuff rhe note he wrote in your daughter's lunch box.

I love you sweetheart! Have the best first day ever! Love daddy

Kyotani

Acts nonchalant while having an internal panic attack 🤣

Has a permanent scowl on his face all morning

Has already threatened the school 5 times to make sure his son stays safe

"Kentaro could you not look so crabby?" You ask your husband as you glares at you

"I'm not crabby YN, I'm trying to appear threatening," he says as you stand outside your sons school

"You're scaring the children Kentaro, please stop," you ask as you watch your son head into school.

"Well good! I don't want my kid being bullied!" He growls as you roll your eyes

"Pretty sure you won't have to worry about that babe, once they know who his dad is, they won't mess with him," you say turning to walk away

"Good!" He says as your son waves to a little girl, holding her hand as he walks in

"Awe Iwaizumi's daughter goes to this school too! How cute!" You gush as your husband just smiles.

Hes so excited his boy will have a friend to play with.

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Mom imagine one of the timeskip men from haikyuu coming home from an away game to see you curled up on the couch napping with a plushie of them. You can't tell me Omi, Hinata, Oikawa, and Suna wouldn't be all soft; Iwa would be confused why there's a plushie of him when he's not a player; Kagayama and Ushi would just stand there gazing at you before carrying you to bed to lay down next to you; and of course Sumu and Bo would get jealous of the plushie and decide to replace it and thus waking you from your nap because they're complaining about you not cuddling them. Sweet little thoughts brought about by me being sleepy.

😂😂😂 ok but you nailed this!

But also 👀 imagine Oikawa coming home to this but finding a little something… different 😅

You and Oikawa have been dating for years, since high school. So naturally, you are besties with all the boys 💅

Oikawa walks into your shared apartment, only to see you surrounded by Team Japan Plushies, covered in a Team Japan jersey and fast asleep

First he’s like 👁️👄👁️

Then he’s like 😡

He thinks about how he’s going to wake you up and berate you for your obvious obsession with Team Japan

But as he gets closer, he notices you holding tight to a plushie of him and he instantly melts

Oikawa rn 👉🏻😡😐🥹😭

He quickly snaps a picture of it and sends it to Iwa

Shittykawa: *sends picture* look at my partner 🥰🥰🥰

Iwachan ❤️: is that a plushie of me, Hinata and Ushiwaka?

Shittykawa: IGNORE THAT!

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Mom I did it! I moved out 2 days ago with my kids and am now separated from my soon to be ex husband. I'm happy but due to my depression and anxiety I keep almost breaking down. I'll be better soon tho love you.

Yes yes Y 👏🏻 E 👏🏻 S 👏🏻

Finally getting out of a bad relationship is probably one of the most empowering feelings in the entire world!! I’m so proud of you!!

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So mom I got myself mothers day gifts as besides my own mom gifting ne them I've never gotten a gift for mothers day and I may have gone overboard but I'm so happy and in love again I mean my little Keychains make me so damn happy! Please look at the chibi suga and oikawa it's like I'm falling in love with their characters all over again because suga is my favorite and always will be.

😍😍 omg I love!!! The word “overboard” and “Haikyu” do not go together 😂 plus you deserve to spoil yourself!!

Omglookatthebabykageyamaandhinata 🥹🥹🥹

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Mom imagine confessing to Bo on his birthday by getting the courage to kiss him as his birthday present...please im a Leo I totally would.

😫😫😫😫 omg Bokuto would literally stop functioning

Imagine you are MSBY's Manager and you've had a crush on Bo for a while now. You finally decide it's time to do something about it!

So you wrap up a gift and take it to practice with you.

You hand it to Bokuto and please he's so excited 🥺🥺🥺

"Ahhh YN you didn't have to get me anything!"- Bokuto, literally ripping into the present

He opens the box and finds it empty

Bokuto 👉🏻😃 I love it YN...

Please he thinks you got him an empty box YN DO SOMETHING 😭

He looks at you, you grab his cheeks and pull him into a huge kiss. Right in front of the entire MSBY team.

You 👉🏻😘

Bokuto rn 👉🏻😐😳🤩

The team 👉🏻👀 this is weird but ight...

You pull away and say "Bokuto I really like you, will you go on a date with me?"

Bokuto 👉🏻 ❤👄❤

You 👉🏻😅

Atsumu 👉🏻😐🤢

"Wow I think this is the quietest I've ever seen Bokuto"- Sakusa

"Is he still breathing?"- Inunaki asks

"OH MY GOD YN YES"- Bokuto says suddenly flinging himself at you

Brace for impact YN because you will be going down! You can only blame yourself really 🥰

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Alright mom I need all the angst to fluff you can throw at me. My husband left today to Montana for a job a full 2 weeks before the kids and I can join him and I'm a sobbing, anxiety ridden, panic attack holding mess rn lmfao.

Oh no bby 😭😭😭 ok so the Hinata oneshot that's coming tomorrow is fluff to angst to fluff again. I have a Kageyama x reader x Atsumu fic ready that angst to fluff but it's horribly unedited 🥲

Angst to fluff incoming 🖤

Ok but here me out because I'm in a whole ass Hinata mood right now. Picture this, Hinata just got transfered to Brazil and you had to stay behind to wrap up your job.

It wad a particularly bad day at work. Your boss was being an ass, nothing went right at all, you spilled your coffee.

You think things will be better when you get home and all you want to do is relax and watch tv/ read fanfiction/ have a drink. You can't get a seat on the train and then someone proceeds to spill water all over you. Your pants/dress gets caught in the door and rips, and you lost your favorite scrunchie/ claw clip.

It's been a day from hell and all you want to do is cuddle Shoyo but then you remember he's thousands of miles away in Brazil. It's like 7am in Brazil right now and you decide to text him because usually you have can chat for a few hours before he starts practice.

You text him as you grab a beverage and sit down. He texts you and says he can't talk right now because of an early training. You ask if you can talk for a few minutes.

You: can we chat for just a few minutes? I miss you 😔

Shoyo: hey babe! I miss you too. I'm so sorry I can't chat right now because I've got a ridiculously early practice. But hey I'll call you tonight when I get home ok?

You: ok sho

That was the crest that broke the dam as you started to cry uncontrollably. You knew Shoyo didn't know you had a bad day but still, it was killing you that you couldn't talk with him. You sobbed and ugly cried for what seemed like forever until you decided to take a shower. So you took your beverage in the shower, sag on the floor and cried some more. You not only had a shitty day but you missed your boyfriend dearly. You knew in a few weeks you'd be together again but you needed him now.

Getting out of the shower, you dried your body and put on pajamas. You were still upset, sniffing and rubbing your now red eyes when someone knocked on the door.

"Seriously? It's like 8:30pm" you grumbled as you went to the door. When you opened it, there stood your hyper boyfriend practically jumping in place as he waited for you.

"Surprise!! Baby what's wrong-" Shoyo said, dropping his bag and running to hug you

"Sho" you said crying and hugging your boyfriend tight "w-what are you d-doing here?" You said crying in his arms

"I came to surprise you baby! I'm taking you to Brazil with me! Fuck that job, I got you one with the team! You're our new manager" he said as you cried harder into his arms, so emotionally overjoyed and exhausted

"I love you shoyo!" You cried as he rubbed your back and kissed you

"Baby- umm I can't tell if your happy or sad right now..." he said, confused as you laughed.

"Well I'm happy now" you said smiling and kissing him back "I just had a shitty day and I thought you were too busy to talk"

"Well I couldn't let you FaceTime or call me since I was in the middle of the Tokyo Airport just 30 minutes ago" he said "I'm sorry I wasn't here babe"

"It's ok Sho! This more than makes up for it!" You said hugging and kissing him again

"I can't wait to start our lives in Brazil together. I love you YN"- he said

"I can't wait either Sho"

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Mom you cam ignore this if you want since i already did my LAH request but I had a dream last night and now I cant get it out of my head. It's a bit spicy but get this: you're the manager for Aboa Johsai and dating Kunimi and during practice when he asks you to get you accidentally call him daddy. The whole team just freezes and Kunimi calls you princess or bunny or something and they all erupt freaking out because A) they didn't know you were dating and B) what is this absolute kinky shit 😳

Sorry my dreams are weird sometimes but I'd love your take on it mom! And again congrats on one year and im so thankful for coming across your blog as your writing is one of the few I keep coming back to Tumblr for as well as giving me encouragement to start writing again as well. I love you 😍💗💛💓♥️

🤣🤣🤣 Kunimi would totally see this on a tik tok, send it to you and then you two decide to do it at practice 😭

I'll put a readmore just incase people don't want to see it but there really isn't much spice, just all in good fun 🥰

It's a good joke, a great joke even and you are your boyfriend are about to mess the entire Aoba Johsai team up for life 🤣

Practice is going like normal until you decide its time for ✨️ chaos ✨️

"Hey daddy- I mean Akira"- you say "accidently"

Immediately the entire gym goes quiet 🦗🦗🦗

Iwaizumi, Matsukawa and Makki all look at you 👉🏻😐😳

Kindaichi 👉🏻😲

The second years 👉🏻😱

Oikawa 👉🏻😃 what...

Oh but it gets worse 😅

"Yes princess"- Kunimi responds as you both continue to ignore the team

Iwaizumi, Mattsun, Makki 👉🏻😲😲😲

Kindaichi and the second years 👉🏻 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

Oikawa 👉🏻 😃😃😃

Somehow Iwaizumi blames Oikawa for this

"SHITTYKAWA YOUVE CORRUPTED THE YOUTH!"- Iwaizumi says cannoning a volleyball at oiks

You and Kunimi 👉🏻🤭🤭

"Iwa-chan I promise I would never!"- Oikawa says begging for his life

You and kunimi 👉🏻😗 🎶

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Okay so for your LAH celebration im thinking Y/N Ukai with Tsukishima but whose just as salty and a smartass but also plays middle blocker for the girls vbc at Karasuno. I have a thing for Tsukishima, legit have a hoodie with his number, being with someone's whose just as big of a smart ass if not bigger than him because I've been told I'm nothing but salt because I make smartass comments constantly.

Ahhh giving Tsukki a dose of his own medicine 😏 we love that!

You enter the guy wirh your team, preparing to play a match against the Karasuno boys team and against your boyfriend, Tsukishima.

You get in your starting position just as your boyfriend approaches from across the net.

"Try not to panic YN"- Tsukishima, our smug boi

"Panic? Against you? Sorry Tsukki but I already have better vision than you do so I'm not to worries"- you say 🙃

"OH BURNNN"- Tanaka laughs

"You got him good YN"- Noya adds

"I mean we did make it to Nationals YN, how far did you make it? Oh yeah you didnt"- Tsukishima

"Wow good thing I could SEE that insult coming from a mile away"- you joke

Tsukishima smirks 😏 "brat"

"You love me"- you say fluttering your eyes

"Shut up"- Tsukishima says walking away

He really does love you YN 🥰

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So mom I did it! I'm getting divorced finally!!! It's such a relief to know that I won't have to deal with him much longer. We don't live together anymore but he keeps begging me to take him back but the guy I'm currently talking to is absolutely perfect and treats me so right. My biggest issue I'm scared of is my ex finding out and then when he comes to pick up the boys hitting me again like he used to. But I'm happy for once in the past 13 years. I hope you're doing well just wanted to keep you updated since it's been so long. Love you momma!

Ahhhh yes!!!! Welcome to the happily divorced club 🎉 honestly it’s the most freeing feeling to get out of a bad relationship and finally be happy!

I’m so sorry you have to deal with abuse from your ex! That’s not ok and you deserve better. I don’t know if you have a custody order in place but my biggest suggestion would be to exchange the kids in a public place if your worries he might hurt you! Make the exchange in a public parking lot during the day when people are around you! I’ve known several people who’ve been advised by lawyers to do so, especially in cases of abuse.

You make sure to protect yourself and the boys first! Don’t worry about any inconvenience or whatever it might cause your ex. He’s not your problem anymore.

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So I just started my new job, today is my 7th day, and MOM I GOT PROMOTED TO MANAGER. I start training tonight lmfao. I'm so happy.

Omg that’s amazing!!! Congrats!!! You deserve it!

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Mom another update. Just got back from the interview and.. I GOT THE JOB! I started Friday and thank god I dont have to put up with other employees throwing tacos at me or being told to cut my hair anymore.

And this is why we don’t settle!! Congrats you sweet angel!l, I’m so proud of you!! You don’t need to take crap like that especially when employees are the backbone of any business! Literally these places would fall apart without the office workers, retail workers, cooks, nurses, teachers, etc!

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Update I quit my fucking horrible job because u had never been treated so horribly before like a manager legit told me to cut my hair because it was so long like you don't fuck me so no lmfao but I do have an interview in like 10 minutes for a place 2 minutes from where I'm at so here's to that lmfao.

Ok but it’s 2022 and we no longer stand for mistreatment 👏 sorry but who has audacity like that? In this economy???? You deserve a better job with people who respect you and treat you how you deserve!

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Mom it's been to long. I'm getting over the flu and my jobs being a bitch about it 100% and threatening to fire me if they dint get a doctor's note (which in my state is illegal unless it's passed 5 days you call off). But I miss you and hope you're doing good on your much needed break. I love you!!

Omg no!!!! The flu is so bad this year too! Legit I had two back to back colds this year already and it was awful!! I hope you are feeling better tho! I know people are saying it takes close to two weeks to get rid of it 😭 and I’m sorry but fuck that job for being a bitch about it! Seriously like people can really help getting sick 🙄 istg-

Xoxoxoxo

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Mom so im dealing with moving companies that are ridiculously trying to over price me just because the headboard to my bedframe is like 130lbs and my smart ass said Ushiwaka could do it...the person on the phone said well yea he could life a person with one arm (we then proceeded to gush about haikyuu for 20 minutes) and now I'm dying because just imagine moving with ushi helping and you looking utterly confused how he's moving your heavy stuff like it doesn't bother him and then just walks up and throws you over his shoulder with one arm. Yea I'm simping and dying now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Adlers/ Olympic Ushijima is just 😘🤌🏻 literally he's like a 6'3"/6'4" powerhouse 🥵 I literally just watched season 3 again because it's my favorite for actual game play and 😫😫😫😫

Legit just hire a bunch of professional volleyball players and enjoy the view because that's what I would be doing 🤣

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MOM TOMORROW IS THE DAY!!! I'm so ready to drop them off at school and then sleep til 1 for the first time since I was pregnant. I know I should be looking and applying for jobs but one day to catch up on sleep won't mean anything right?!

On a different note they're starting just in time considering picture day is Wednesday lmfao.

You deserve a break!! Seriously take one!! One day isn't going to make a difference in the grand scheme of things! I hope you enjoy your time off!

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Mom I miss being a kid, not having bills and nap time lmfao. I'm so constantly drained from getting things set up here in Montana and I can only imagine the boys coming by to help ease the stress and offer they're services *cough* all they're services lol *cough*

👀👀👀 I mean, honestly them just showing up to offer any help would be amazing! Like please sir, help me sleep 😅