Yooo, kiss marry kill? Sign me up! I'll even throw in fuck for the fun of it.
The Hitman Team
Kiss: Danny the Boss
Reason: He's a cutie, but I wouldn't want to marry him. The way he practically worships darling would throw me off after a little. But he's cute enough to get the smooch.
Marry: Koji the Medic/ Moros the Torturer
Reason: 1. I am clumsy. I will fall over air if I'm not careful, and even though he may tease me about it, I think Koji would still be happy to lovingly scold my reckless self whilst patching me up.
2. I like baking, so me and Moros could make cute couple things. Also, I think Moros is adorable because... because.
Kill: Idk.. Ossian the Sniper?
Reason: I don't really know much about him yet, and he seems like the peeping tom kinda guy.
Fuck: Yujin the Hacker
Reason: Goofy lil man deserves to be fucked like the goofy lil man he is.
The Monster Gang
Kiss: Xavier the Poltergeist
Reason: I like seeing people flustered because of what I do. This little goober seems like the type to get flustered with a forehead smooch. So he gets 2 forehead kisses.
Marry: Rivius the Archdevil.
Reason: I'm taller then him. But, he also seems like a very warm(body temp wise) person, and I will cuddle with him and fall asleep. He also seems like I'd have some freedoms with what I do, as long as I remember I chose to marry him.
Kill: hhhh No one.
Reason: I am a monster fucker through and through. They're all adorable.
Fuck: Fredrico the Devilbat.
Reason: Man is a silly tall boi. He's cute, but not cute enough for me to marry. He can get it though.
The Spin Offs
Kiss: Covu the Photographer.
Reason: I hate my photo being taken, so he's crossed off the marry list. But he can get a smooch for attempting <3.
Marry: Nokka the Husband.
Reason: I can deal with traditional/sexist views cause I grew up with it from the males in my family. Also, he seems like he can attempt to take care of me and my emotional baggage.
Kill: Adonis the Hero
Reason: I just don't like heroes, even if they're the most despicable human on earth. Sorry my dude.
Fuck: Quio the DILF
Reason: Man is (sorta) husband material. But I would be a horrible mother for Peina. I would muck up so much, and accidentally ruin her childhood. But I also love Quio's personality, so he can get the fuck spot.
Ooo A fellow monster lover!
I see youuuu ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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