#also anakin wellversed in ciders

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And Anakin is really good on the grill!!! But also he bought actual good wine for obi-wan and his friends keep trying to hand obi-wan miller lites in increasingly ridiculously beer cozies

anakin: hey guys I invited this guy I’ve been sleeping with to our party. so everyone needs to be on their best behavior.

anakin’s friends: aw that’s so cute you want to impress him. you want him to like your friends.

anakin: no. I actually have no respect for him. I do not like him at all and there is no way he’s going to like you.

anakin: but also I’m going to be grilling because he’s a retired chef and I want him to eat my food and tell me it’s good because it will be and also because I’m better at it than all if you and also this is very expensive wine that I bought special just for him and no one’s allowed to touch it. and also to be clear when I say be on your best behavior I mean keep 10 feet between you and him at all times or im going to spit on your food.

anakin’s friends:

anakin:

anakin’s friends:

anakin: ok have a great time at the party 🤗