#also apologies if he’s a little yassified in some of these

[vampiresfromxenon]

Astarion as silly Tumblr posts :) pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

[brooklynisher]

I feel sad so hit me with your most silly and most absurd spg hc /facts

@6early--human

From the Patreon Q&A: Zer0's biggest fear is the unknown, which is basically everything because he doesn't know a lot, but once he knows what it is he's okay.

His favorite game is Mortal Combat. He feels really bad and apologizes frequently every time he kills someone but he is CRAZY good at the game. The other robots have to ask him if they can win.

But take that with a grain of salt since they were making up all that stuff on the spot

AS FOR HEADCANONS

I like to think that sometimes when the bots want to mess with The Spine, they like to steal his head and run off with it. The Spine has to chase them down with his body (since it's still functional) but he only has eyes on his head, so he has a very difficult time navigating. He runs into stuff frequently. That's what the others do it for. Usually, someone like Peter or Annie has to shut it down.

Not really MY headcanon (as in I don't COMPLETELY hc it) but I like to think that Spine's vision highkey SUCKS. He often relies on bright lights to get around. That's why he couldn't find Zer0 Rabbit OR GG when they were literally right in front of him. (Rabbit and GG were hiding behind Zer0. Zer0 covered his eyes) Also why he saw stage lights and his instant thought was "sunset". And why he has to look so closely at the setlist. He doesn't realize his optics are bad though. He thinks that's normal.

The robots like to play hide and seek with him a lot because they know he sucks at it.

The robots often get scolded for playing. Not because they are playing, but because when they're running around the manor with all their weight, it makes the most obnoxious thumping sound imaginable. Like, have you ever been to a place where kids were upstairs and you were downstairs? You know how much noise they make? Now imagine that but 10x worse. The idea is so funny to me for some reason because how could you not know when they are playing.

The Jon has plenty of storage in his house. Plenty of drawers, cabinets, and cupboards. But they're all filled with little drawings he's made. (Or gravy) He's not the best at drawing, but he keeps doing it. If you go to Biscuit Town and ask him for some government papers, you're going to have to give him a minute, because he does NOT sort his papers. Sometimes he'll get distracted partway through the search to show off a random doodle he made one time.

Also The Jon wants Weird Al to be his dad.

If Upgrade gets a phone call, and she doesn't like the conversation, she will simply say "Bye-bye" and hang up. She doesn't care if you're a spam call or if you're Commander Cosmo himself. She holds no priorities. It's complicated though because it's not really about whether or not you're having a good conversation with her, it's whether or not she's enjoying herself. If you want to have a serious conversation with her, you'll have to sprinkle in that seriousness throughout the call instead of focusing on it. Essentially, you want to call Upgrade? Then be prepared to put on a show.

Sometimes, when Zer0 sees an animal he thinks is really precious, he starts crying. You've heard of cute aggression, now get ready for cute depression.

Hatchworth likes to use portals to jumpscare people sometimes.

Rabbit and Upgrade sometimes decide to target a random bot and then yassify them. The others have caught on to this, and are now super weary of Rabbit and Upgrade being together when the victim is alone.

[elliot-needs-sleep]

elliot elliot i cut my hair super short i feel so amazing it’s super fluffy and bouncy :D

so in celebration, can i get some headcannons of characters reacting to reader cutting their hair short (bonus points if like me their family doesn’t approve so they feel a bit down about it)

yours truly,

gremlin anon

Wow this has been in here for literal months I apologize (also I saw the yassified selfies you sent and you definitely look good with short hair)

(also I'm getting my hair cut soon too and I'm very excited)

Surpises

Characters: SBI (Philza, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy), BeeDuo (Tubbo, Ranboo), Karasuno (because I wanted to)

Fic Type: Short form

Fandom: DSMP, Haikyuu

SBI

There was a knock on the door of your small cottage, one of the only remains of the original L'manburg.

You wiped flour from your hands and onto your apron, walking over to the door and cracking it open a bit. Your face was shaded from the sun by Philza's closed wings, and you opened the door a bit more at the sight of your father figure.

"How's it goin, shortie?" Wilbur smiles down at you, glaring slightly at Techno who was stood on Philza's right, looking indifferent. Tommy was smiling widely at you from behind Wilbur.

"It's definitely going, that's for sure." You chuckle, swinging the door open behind you as you turn to attend to the loaves of bread you were making.

"Come in, come in. I'm making bread if you'd like to stay for lunch when it's finished." You hear the door close, leaving you in semi darkness before your curtains are opened by someone behind you.

"Woah, nice hair cut." You turn to Wilbur with a slight glare, but you knew he was being genuine.

You hear the door open again, before closing just as quickly. Tommy spins you around, tucking a dandelion behind your ear and taking a step back.

"There! That looks better!" He smiles brightly, and for a moment you see a glimpse of the family you once had.

As you wait for your bread to bake, you all joke lightly as if time had never passed. Glimpses of memories pass before your eyes when you blink, Wilbur and Tommy in their L'manburg uniforms, younger and happier. Philza's wings still completely there, not looking as sad and worn. Techno looking the same as always.

None of the family in front of you were the same as they used to be, but you weren't the same either.

You had nothing to worry about, really. They weren't like your real family.

BeeDuo

"Hey, I'm here!" You yelled from the entrance of the mansion, only to get tackled Micheal, who would not let go of your leg.

"He missed you." Tubbo pokes his head out from a doorway, smiling at you with a look that never quite reached your eyes.

"And I missed him!" You ruffled his hair with a grin, slowly taking your coat off, hanging it up on the hanger by the door.

Ranboo was walking down the stairs when you took off your hat, hair falling well above where it normally did.

"Woah! Its so short!" Tubbo exclaims, cleaning oil off his hands with a cloth as he walks over, a bigger smile on his face.

You shrug, turning away from his and Ranboo's gaze, hanging up the rest of your stuff as Micheal let go of your leg.

"I wanted to try something new." You say simply, and Ranboo ruffles your hair lightly.

"It looks great on you." You turn back to them, smiling a little.

"Thank you." Micheal grabs your hands in his small ones, trying to drag you off in the direction of his little greenhouse.

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"Nice flower crown." Tubbo snickers when he came to find you two later in the day, and you and Micheal just beamed at him before setting a flower crown on his head as well.

As you three went to hunt down Ranboo to give him his flower crown, you couldn't help but feel that this is where you were meant to be in life. With your chosen family.

Karasuno

"Alright! That's it for warm ups!" Daichi yelled from one side of the gym as you snuck in, trying not to pretend you were terribly late.

"Nice of you to show up!" You hear Suga behind you, and freeze in your tracks, turning around slowly to see the whole team looking at you.

"Uh... Sorry guys. Was getting yelled at in the parking lot." You smile sheepishly, taking off the hoodie you had over your gym clothes.

"Nice hair! You look so cool!" Hinata is the first to comment, and everyone else chimes in after a moment.

"Okay, okay, get it together everyone, we still have a practice to do! Your hair looks nice, by the way." You smile at your captain, tears drying on your face from the scolding you'd gotten from your parents when you'd cut it last night, and again this morning when they dropped you off.

Yeah. These were your friends. Throughout practice you got smiles and thumbs up from everyone, even Tsukishima and Kageyama. Well, Tsukki said your hair didn't look like garbage, and Kags gave you a simple thumbs up.

You didn't even care that your parents didn't approve of your haircut. Your teammates, your friends, did. They loved it, even. And that's all that mattered to you.