#also catch me STILL fucking around with caption colors oops

[thebramblewood]

🎵 I can't wait to live it up tonight

It's a girls' night out 💋

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Transcript under the cut.

Yuki: Nooooo! Helena, why are we sulking? We're supposed to be dancing!

Charlie Jack: Oh, God. Here come the waterworks again.

Helena: [furiously blinks back tears] I promise I'm trying! It's just hard to put on a smile when we're barely 500 feet from where Ulrike broke my heart!

Yuki: Yeah, okay, that's definitely our bad.

Charlie Jack: In our defense, it's not exactly easy to throw into a conversation. "By the way, Helena, can you tell us the precise location of your loss?" Especially when you were hardly in a chatty mood to begin with.

Helena: Maybe I should just go home. [sniffles] I've got a paper to write anyway... from scratch... by hand... because my laptop is totally fried.

Yuki: Shake off that defeatist attitude, girl! We're totally going to fix this.

Helena: How?

Yuki: For starters, you're going to need to get busy on that drink. Then we're going to need to order a few more. [shouts] Bartender!

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Charlie Jack: Shots?

Yuki: WHAT?!?

Charlie Jack: We should do shots, right?

Yuki: Fuck, yeah! Helena, you good for a minute on your own?

Helena: I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!