#also foreigner flat and thia is so real to me

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BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR TO ASK YOU ABOUT FLAT ESCARDOS

FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT!!!! I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT....FLAT! thank u for giving me this opportunity favorite thing about them: everything? lmao, no, in seriousness, it's how much he genuinely loves the world. flat is so excited about every part of humanity and existence!!! he has the kind of authentic joy and appreciation for life that most people lose as they grow up, but even as he grows and changes, he keeps that. flat loves it all and isn't shy about it in the least. i adore him for that. least favorite thing about them: when will my darling little guy develop even an iota of common sense? i get it's for the bit, but come on. give him a dash of it, for my sake. also i hate how he's been totally absent from adventures, but that's just me hating sanda's writing decisions tbh. favorite line: "a human life weighs more than the earth, you know?" brOTP: other than the very obvious and flawless duo of flat and svin (which, like, that should be everyone's first answer tbh), flat and waver have a hilarious platonic dynamic that i love to play around with! also flat and thia, like, holy shit. i did not expect that in volume 7 but i loved it. OTP: VESSEL TRIO OT3 IS SO REAL TO ME. flat/svin/gray is canonical and they are all in love with each other. for peak comedy, see flat/svin/gray/reines, aka waver's nightmare. i also support flat/svin/gray/thia (which is vessel ot4), flat/jack, and flat/any member of the el-melloi class. he's very shippable. nOTP: i don't really have one? like i said, you can ship him with pretty much anyone and it works. he just has that power. random headcanon: even though he grew up in monaco and his first language is french, flat speaks english with a faint cockney accent. this is because as soon as waver took him on as a student, he started copying waver's accent. waver thought he was being mocked for several weeks until he realized that oh, flat really did just actually admire him that much. okay. cool. he has a regular amount of feelings about that. unpopular opinion: flat escardos cheats at every card game you can possibly play. he uses a variety of methods, but mainly he counts cards. i mean, come on, this boy was a child prodigy who grew up on van fem's vampire casino boat!!! you can't tell me he plays an honest game of poker. he's still a sweetheart, but he will rob you blind in texas hold 'em song i associate with them: hyperballad and the modern things, both of which are back to back on my favorite bjork album, post. yes, svin's the one i headcanon is icelandic, but the bjork songs are flat jams. favorite picture of them: he is so cute all of the time, but i love this gem from the apocrypha anime

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