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[daddy-ul]

METALLICA REPORT EP. 2 (x)

Steffan Chirazi doing what he does best: bringing the BONKERS levels up a few notches.

You've heard of Lars Ulrich's Beach Ball Defender, now get ready for...

HAPPY CYMBALS, HAPPY _______

transcript under the cut

Transcript:

[...] when I ran into Jimmy Clark, Lars' drum tech, backstage.

Steffan: Jimmy, why don't you tell us what you are doing here

Jimmy: well, I'm getting all the danish spit off the cymbals, that's there every night after a show. I wanna make sure the cymbals are clean every night -shiny, like brand new. It's just my thing, I've been that way all my life, even with my own kits, so... I just like them to be clean.

Steffan: I mean, the alarming thing is I came in here and there is an actual industrial looking sander

Jimmy: yeah, it's just a grinder with a polishing pad on it. Yeah, I put a dab of doo on the end of it --it's called Flits, you know, nice little product, if they wanna send me more they can *laughs*

Steffan: well, very good. We'll be coming to you during the tour and talk to you about more the four drum kits you have to work with, but, for now-- should we listen to the sound of you working?

Jimmy, tongue in cheek: oh yeah! Check this out!

*WHIRRING NOISE STARTS*

Steffan: there it is, folks.

Jimmy: HAPPY CYMBALS, HAPPY DRUMMER