#also hilarious: bowen The Cynic hearing mysterious voices in the rainy darkness and instantly being like

[laylanatorseventeen]

Watching dragonheart and einen is waaaay too overconfident about his immortality.

Bowen coming at him with a big ass axe like he couldn't chop his fucking head off. Like I doubt your magical chest engine would save you from brain death were your head separated from your body. And if it could, would you really want to live like that?

Of course he's also got plot armor bc falling like eight stories through a stone floor should have horribly mangled him, which is also some fridge horror bc his heart may have kept him alive but his bones still should have broken lmao. He still should have been terribly injured.

Also Draco and Bowen are sooooo gay oh my god why did they make this so needlessly romantic FOR GODS SAKE