#also his profile is so- ugh i am frothing at the mouth

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Romance movie poster by Scuderiaferrari; starring Charles and Carlos

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Work Guy Updates:

OMG I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROW FR

Today was SUPER great!! When he got to work he was so bubbly and chatty, we spent a truck ride shit talking one of the other co-workers, and then it got on the subject of my brothers and I told him some stories of my little brother that had him SNORTING- he was laughing so much he snorted and it was so cute, I was laughing so hard I could barely finish my story 😭 But when he laughs it's fr so cute? He like snorts and holds his hand up and kind of pushes the back of his hand to his nose. He was driving so I was looking at his side profile and it was dksgjhksjdgh I have never wanted to make someone laugh more in my life fr 😤😤

Then I mentioned Rick and Morty(because I LOVE RaM) AND HE LOVES RICK AND MORTY??? AND HIS FAVORITE EPISODE IS THE PICKLE RICK EPISODE AND I FIND THAT SO HOT BECAUSE IT'S SO POPULAR BUT HE ISN'T AFRAID TO SAY THAT IT'S HIS FAVORITE????

AND THEN I MENTIONED FUTURAMA, ANOTHER FAVORITE

AND HE LOVES IT TOO??? HE IS CURRENTLY REWATCHING IT RN AND I JUST AHHHHHH

I told him how my dad almost got Bender from Futurama tattooed on his ass and I was all "Imagine if you were with someone, and you just see Bender on their ass... I'd be the one to ask if I scanned it if there would be binary code in the tattoo." AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD AT IT AND WE JOKED ABOUT THAT FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

And then when we got out to walk to where we had to move posts he forgot how tall he was and walked straight into a tree branch and literally poked his eye 💀 He fell backwards and like just laid there and I asked if he was okay and he goes "Yeah, just being attacked by nature, the norm." And I giggled because fr he was so goofy today, I loved it. I helped him up of course, can't just leave him there 💀

When we were moving posts they were literally cut up telephone poles, so they were heavy suns'a'bitches. And he told me that if I am ever working alone and I can't lift or move something myself to wait until he or one of the other guys are there because he doesn't want me hurting myself 😭

But when we were moving them I ask a different guy to pull it towards him while I pushed it because it was stuck on the trailer. Well he thought I said to roll it and he rolled it onto my hand. Work Guy FREAKED out and was asking if I was okay. The other guy kind of freaked out as well since he felt bad 💀😭

I felt bad though because the posts were heavy for me and two of the other guys, but Work Guy was lifting them by himself, and we were all trying to help but he was rolling them and FUCK he's so stronk, I want to kiss his arms smh

But then back in the truck we started talking about Bug Juice??? Idk if any of you have had it or if that's just a thing in my area, but it's typically a kids drink. Well the stores in the town that he lives in/we work in, they don't sell it. BUT the town that I live in (half an hour from work) has a gas station that sells them! So I picked up two so we can drink them while we work tomorrow 😌 today was so fun, he was so goofy.

He also told me a lot of stories about his family and his hunting experiences and ugh, today was very progressive. I am very excited for the next few weeks since we'll both be out of school and we might have the time to hang out if he wants to!

He did say he only really likes the Original Trilogy of Star Wars, and that he doesn't like Empire Strikes Back, and I kind of like ESB so I was all 🕴 He said he didn't like the Prequels and I was all "Well, Attack of The Clones is one of my favorites, mostly because of General Grievous and the Clones, but it's really good in my opinion." AND HE CHANGED HIS COMMENT TO "Well, Attack of The Clones is probably one of the better Prequel ones." Like mhm, sure 🤨🤨🤨

Omg this is a big update!!! So happy for you Ori! This guy sounds ridiculously cute!

Stronk you say? Love that. Smooch those arms if you get a chance.

You got him Bug Juice? Omg he better fall in love with you. I’d give myself to anyone who gave me Bug Juice.

I really hope you guys get the chance to hang out outside of work! You guys have great banter so I can’t wait to see where it goes if you hang out outside of work.