#also i wanted to curse everyone with catboy herb

[automatayaoi]

“ Welcome to the, ugh, Miskatonya~ Catboy Cafe “

“I can’t believe I was able to purrsuade you into this.”

“Oh, don’t you start with the damned cat puns, Daniel.”

“Try and be a little more pawsitive, Herb!”

“I’m killing you later tonight and using you for spare parts.”

Drinks

Cold Beaker Brewed Coffee -- imagine you’re having a sleepover with your platonic f/o(s). what movies do you watch or games do you play? do you stay up til the sun rises?

Rufus’s Ice Meowcchiato -- how did you meet your platonic f/o(s)? did you get along at first, or was it a slow road to friendship?

Bride’s Heart Fruit Tea -- if your platonic f/o has a partner, do they ever go on double dates with you and your romantic f/o(s)? if not, are they the type to try and ~sneaky spy~ on your dates to make sure it goes well?

Frozen Reagent Dew -- do you and your platonic f/o(s) ever get into trouble together? 

No-Bodied Chardonnay -- does your platonic f/o ever try to give you advice? how do they support you? alternatively, how do you support them?

Treats

Re-Ani-Sliders -- what kind of nicknames do you and your platonic f/o give each other? 

Lady Finger Creatures  -- what’s the average day with your platonic f/o(s) like? do you go out somewhere fun? stay in? go shopping?

Bloody Brain Caramel Donuts -- if your platonic f/o(s) were an aesthetic, what would they be? would they match you?

Embalm-atcha Cake -- what kind of gifts fo you and your platonic f/o(s) give each other? 

Primordial Ooze Gooey Bars -- are you and your platonic f/o the type to playfully (or not so playfully) make fun of and play pranks on each other?

“ Thank mew for coming ! “