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swordfaery · 1 year

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bought a fuckton of like. cow milk bcos i wanted to make scones n you need milk to make scones. it goes off considerably faster than like. the soy milk and oat milk im used to drinking + it comes in a bigger bottle. i have like four days to drink a litre of milk im desparately chugging tea that is always too milky bcos for some reason a splash of cow milk has more milk than oat milk and it tastes of milk and im literally gonna go to tesco n buy some fucking cereal at this rate idk what to do it doesnt taste nice either

#im not lactose intolerant i just stopped drinking cow milk for my skin #cos dairy is bad for acne or something idk #and then i tried it again and i had grown disallusioned with the taste #become edward elric #and now i am forced to put it in tea #im gonna have to have pancakes #make another batch of scones #or SOMETHING to cope with the vast quantity of milk #also im gonna murder my flatmate who left an equally large bottle of milk in the fridge #and i was like hm i mean who needs all that #but HES GONE HOME FOR EASTER #AND I WAS LIKE WELL IDK I CANT JUST BORROW THAT MUCH FOR SCONES I MEAN WHAT IF HE COMES BACK #BUT NOW THE MILK IS OUT OF DATE #AND HES STILL GONE.#SO WE HAVE THIS ENORMOUS CARTON OF OUT OF DATE MILK #AND I DONT WANNA TOUCH IT #BUT ALSO I COULD HAVE USED SOME OF IT #I COULD HAVE USED ALL OF IT IF YOU HAD JUST TOLD ME GEORGE #WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS MESS IF U KNEW HOW TO COMMUNICATE. GEORGE.#anyway if anyone has any tips for getting rid of milk quickly. like some milk based recipes. hmu

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