#also is he planning to retire in 5 years? 🥲

[damiannasworld]

An interesting but also kind of sad interview. 🥲

Behind is an incredible year which threw Käärijä or Vantaa's Jere Pöyhönen to the stars and an artist loved by the entire nation. Along with the huge popularity came the loss of privacy which Käärijä tries to protect.

"If I drive into the yard I try to make sure that no one sees that I have entered the building. I've tried to play life so that it wouldn't be known where I live. It's surprisingly hard when people are shouting outside the house and it feels like there's no space of your own at home anymore."

Käärijä and Häärijä also have a Christmas calendar on the OnlyFans site where they fool around flashing their buttocks.

"It could have gone better if it had been put in earlier but there was no time. But Häärijä will buy a convertible with it."

Käärijä opened up about his future plans.

"My goal is that in five years I can go to my own little apartment in Thailand and not have to do a single day of honest work. That's my goal but we'll see if anything comes of it. I make music as long as it's fun and I enjoy it."

What has the year taught him?

"That family is the most important."

[alaydabug2]

@sparklenarniawizard

Broken heart/Broken mind

Not a chapter

(Human AU)

Sophie and Keefe met in the children's hospital when they were little. Because of how long they were confined to the four walls of the hospital, they became very close during their stay.

As the years pass, they wind up being in the same classroom together due to their physical conditions. This makes their bond deepen.

But are they able to handle when life gets tough, throwing problems and complications their way?

Hey, I just thought I'd come on here to explain a funny coincidence. So as I've explained, I've based the conditions Sophie and Keefe have in the story are ones I actually have/used to have.

Well, when I created this story, I didn't know it yet, but my yearly cardiology appointment ended up getting pushed forward due to my cardiologist retiring. (I've had him since I was a baby. How dare he. He couldn't have waited 4 more years for me to turn 18? 😭)

But anywho. That was today. I thought I'd say what goes down during these appointments. (Although, I'll probably just make a chapter with this anyhow.)

So first I get my EKG. You get these stickers placed on your chest, arms, and legs. Then they get to see the heart rhythm visually.

Then I get my echocardiogram. You take your shirt off and they do a sonogram on the chest. (It's a bit awkward cause I'm a girl, but whatever it's fine 😅.) They can see your heart and hear the heart beating. (Bonus points if you have a murmur like me and you can hear the whooshing sound!)

Then they ask if anything is different than normal. Ex: chest pain, light headedness, shortness of breath, etc.

I guess I could also explain the conditions as well while I'm at it.

Sophie has seizures. It's pretty much self explanatory on what happens based on the story. But it is a neurological issue. Has to do with the brain. There are many reasons they could happen. For mine personally, we never had an exact reason identified, but we believe it had something to do with scar tissue on my brain from when I had my second heart surgery at 10 months. We think it was from either a heart attack, stroke, or just general lack of oxygen to the brain. (I died 6 times for reference. 😃)

I thankfully don't have them anymore. Although I did have them from ages 5 to 10. (Unfortunately, not everyone grows out of them.) I also explained Sophie's seizures the same way they felt for me. Both during and how she felt afterwards. (I do plan on giving her ones in the places I was most scared to have one. Be prepared for that. 😈)

Now I don't think I actually explained what Keefe has exactly. (Although it is in the tags.) All I ever said was it's about his heart. Well he has tetrology of fallot. This is a congenitive life long disease. (Which means you are born with it.) It is actually four defects that create this condition. Essentially you have a hole between 2 chambers of your heart. This causes the oxygenated and unoxygenated blood to mix, leading to an overall lack of oxygen getting through the body. As well as your pulmonary valve doesn't work correctly.

This gets corrected by open heart surgery. I've had three. One at 8 days, 10 months, and five years. (I can vaguely remember the 3rd one. You're not supposed to remember what happens before anesthesia. But I remember all the way to the operating room and the doctor put the mask on my face and count down from 10, while I was crying. I remember to 5. Fun stuff 🥲👍) In the story so far Keefe has had 2. One at a few months old and the one that was mentioned. So far. (I'm planning some fun stuff for him that I haven't had happen to me. Worst case scenario type stuff. Enjoy it. ☺️)

But all this means essentially you have to be extremely careful. You have certain restrictions about what you can do. You can also get out of breath easily. You can't do contact sports, like football, either. Also a random thing I've had to be careful about are those little tense machines. The ones that help sore muscles. Apparently the electrical pulses have a chance to do something to your heart if you have heart issues. Idk. 😭

But I hope that this has been interesting to you. And that the background information about both the conditions and how they relate to Sophie and Keefe help for throughout the story as it goes on. Keep in mind, that while I do know quite a bit about these conditions, I am not a doctor. Stuff will bound to be inaccurate. Also several things will be exaggerated at times for the plot.

Hope you've been enjoying! 😄

[racingliners]

F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 12 - France

Yup, we’ve reached peak F1 brainrot and just carrying on watching cars go zoom.

And for once I do remember something from this race... mainly the brutal demise of Charles’ title hopes. And the last race before Seb announced his retirement 🥲. We do get a Lewis podium though. Onwards... or should I say allez?

ngl I am the F1 theme is starting to get a tad dull at this point 😅 always gotta watch for Seb, Mick and Lewis though

God I hope Crofty doesn’t try to speak French like he did in Monaco I got major second hand embarrassment

“There could be action throughout the grid today” I hope so bc I am not looking forward to this following Austria

ANYWAY: starting grid

Mick P17, Lance P15, Seb P12... it could be worse

Lewis P4, get it King!!!!

Wait this was his 300th race????? I have no recollection of this whatsoever why was my dash not going insane about this at the time

(or was I already too deep into my Poor Mental Health Spell by this point last year?? potentially).

Anyway, Leclerc on pole so we know how this ends :(

oh Circuit Paul Ricard idk if we’re going to miss you

(and yes please can we manifest Lewis becoming the first driver to win a race after 300 starts I need it)

[Start/Lap 1]: Lewis into P3!!!!!! inject it!!!

Fernando doing Fernando things and jumps into 5th

and Yuki spins, Seb and Lance are racing, mild spice on the first lap

nooo Esteban don’t try and take out Yuki like that 😭

[Lap 3]: Verstappen already closing an Charles this is slightly depressing

I mean, story of 2022, but I don’t like it

[Lap 4]: “Meanwhile these two are pulling each other away from Lewis Hamilton” also the story of 2022. *shakes fist at W13*

“Let’s head to Nico Rosberg” oh christ am I not suffering enough?!

Monaco Man Menace

anyway: back to the zoomies.

[Lap 6]: oh jeez that shot of Verstappen closing on Leclerc on the straight is very depressing.

[Lap 7]: Somewhat related but I forget just how long a lap Paul Ricard is... you can kind of tell it’s a testing circuit

“What’s Charles Leclerc got, other than his natural ability?” Faith in Ferrari, gone. A colossal mood tbh.

[Lap 8]: Perez getting yelled at for track limits. Lads please I haven’t recovered from the chaos of Austria.

“Remember Ocon’s got a 5 second penalty” Watching this after Bahrain 2023? Painfully hilarious.

[Lap 10]: Charles and Verstappen having a nice little procession round the track, and we don’t even have any midfield spice 😭

I still don’t get why they’re able to speak to the TP’s during the race??? Like surely they have many, many other important things to do????

[Lap 11]: Anyway George is closing up to Perez, and Lewis is slowly closing to Verstappen and Charles. the W13 has decided to behave itself.

“We are thinking Plan B” “Eh copy” Literally every time I hear that I lose years off my life. Someone save Charles from Ferrari pls.

Seb watch: back down to P12 after Sainz got past him.

[Lap 13]: and Sainz gets past Lance like slicing through butter.

SEB ONBOARD FINALLY

He’s chasing down lance but SEB SIGHTING!!!

meanwhile Ted’s doing some strange sweet shop analogy idk I was distracted by the Seb onboard idk I’m sure it made sense

[Lap 16]: “We prefer Plan B” Well, at least Ferrari haven’t gone down the list yet so I’ll take it

[Lap 17]: Also Sainz has just been storming through the field, up into P9 after starting at the back with his engine penalty

[Lap 18]: oh no

and paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

Charles into the barriers 😭

I could swear it was later on in the race but seemingly not.

[Lap 19]: And Sainz has a slow stop and unsafe release. Ferrari’s very bad not good race gets worse.

In other news Seb into P5 bc he hasn’t stopped yet so I think we should just stop the race and call it a day.

ugh that replay is quite painful

...and the scream on the radio was even worse. That is going to haunt me.

Welcome to Scuderia Ferrari where they do suffering, but in multiple languages, multiple times

Adding that throttle pedal to the list of things I’m going to take to a sledgehammer to once this season re-watch is finished

[Lap 20]: Right on we go

No Crofty I don’t want to watch highlights I want to burn Maranello down in Seb and Charles’ name

Not Zhou and Mick having an incident 😭

[Lap 23]: Seb watch: in P13 after his pitstop under the Safety Car.

“That is a slam dunk offence that you’re ever going to slam dunk” Peak journalism Crofty

Cut to a very desolate Ferrari pitwall. Hello darkness my old friend etc etc

[Lap 25]: Lewis sighting!!! Go get P2 King!!!

Sainz correcting Riccardo on what kind of penalty he has sdvhbhfuvgjh

“Meanwhile the fastest man in the pitlane is Ted Kravitz, on foot” Thanks for the clarification Crofty, though the mental image I had of Ted on one of Lewis’ scooters was very funny.

(sorry I’m still not over Charles radio that really hurt I’m trying to meme through the agony)

[Lap 29]: You mention Bono but we don’t get to hear from him? Rude

[Lap 30]: Seb chasing down Albon for P11 👀

oh Sainz v Russell was ever so slightly spicy, didn’t last very long though

[Lap 32]: Seb sighting!!!! Still chasing down Albon

Insert usual “AM pretty” livery comment here

Yes Crofty, we all remember the very comical Alonso train from Monaco. It haunts my dreams.

[Lap 36]: Ocon v Dan 👀

“Yes, yes, yes, Leave me alone” Lance Stroll telling off Brad or Kimi Raikkonen at Abu Dhabi 2012? You decide.

d’aw cut to a very happy Mama Gasly as he overtook Kev for P13 💙

[Lap 38]: Lewis currently 2 tenths a lap faster than Verstappen, I’m diving head first into the pool of delusion, knowing full well how the top 3 ends up

Kev and Nicky violence, boys no 😔

[Lap 39]: “We are considering Plan A” nvm Ferrari are back to flip flopping through the alphabet

In other news SEB INTO P11!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[Lap 40]: Not Ferrari wanting to jump straight Plan D 🥲 HOW do they keep track of all these potential strategies in briefings?! 😭

afhufhahu Sainz wants to stop and Ferrai tell him stay out. Clownery on all sides.

also thank fuck only 12 laps left this has been a motor race

I am trying to figure out how tf Russel jumps from P5 to P3, unless Perez and Sainz take each other out???

[Lap 42]: Not Riccardo radioing Sainz mid battle????? Ferrari please

oh jeez Russell with the ultimate dive bomb in Perez. This is not the time for such violence George.

[Lap 43]: Sainz pits. Eventually.

I don’t even have the energy to comment I’m just done.

[Lap 44]: Perez v Russell take 2.

Or it would be, if George stopped arguing with the Merc pitwall about whether or not he was ahead of Perez.

(ty global feed for the Toto & Bono sighting though)

[Lap 45]: asdfvhafduvh Toto on the radio twice now, big parent energy.

Meanwhile Lewis in P2, seconds clear of everyone, unbothered.

[Lap 48]: Sainz up into P5 while George hunts down Perez for sport

go I want popcorn or a cushion to hide behind? I’m unsure

[Lap 49]: Zhou mechanical DNF 😔

[Lap 51]: Thankfully for my blood pressure Perez was having a little nap during the VSC and George got past him in two corners.

Though he hasn’t pulled away, Perez is hunting George for sport now

Seb watch: Half a second behind Lance in P11. Please remember your braincells lads.

[Lap 53]: George and Perez are still chasing each other. Some jaws music would be fitting here bc that’s what it feels like watching it.

And Verstappen wins again.

LEWIS P2 HELL YEAH!!!!!

Podium on your 300th race? KING SHIT 👑

AHHHH AM ON AM VIOLENCE BOYS PLEASE

fuck me that came out of nowhere I DID NOT BREATHE

anyway the Lewis, Bono and Toto radio exchange was v wholesome 

WHEW. Much to unpack, not a lot of it fun. The race was a bit of a slow burn, and the George v Perez battle was great if not somewhat stress inducing. But unlike Austria where the short lap means the cars stay together during the race, Paul Ricard being such a long lap meant everyone was quite spread out, so there was not much midfield spice.

6 front wings out of 10. Next race - Hungary!