#also kai definitely sucks at playing uno

[heal2ninjagogirl]

Made a little silly comic with the movie verse ninja (based on a conversation with my friends one time)

(Yea me and my friends are weird...)

[zuffer-weird-girl]

So yesterday me and couple of friends were playing uno cards things got crazy LMAOOO. So than I thought what if everyone in the base played uno including overhaul, his s/o, kaito, kin, haru, kurono, mimic, rappa and the rest of the members. Sorry I forgot the names of the rest of the guys ;-;

Its okay they are eight in total so its gard sometimes to remember all of their names 😂

"This is ridiculous."

"You say that because you only have red cards hon..." you muttered receiving a pinch on your side which made you yelp.

"No cheating brat. Have your eyes on your own cards."

"I didn't even look!"

"That is kinda true." Chrono interjected, eyes still focused on his left four cards.

"Shut it blockhead."

A break of the tension on always working on the yakusa business was rare but definitely appreciated by their members and surprisingly interesting and accepted.

... especially when the young leader's lover had suggested on playing cards.

At first you wanted ALL of the eight precepts but Chisaki immediately turned down the idea, only accepting a few to enter the game; which he was hesitant to even play..

Why couldn't just only BOTH of you and him play shogi instead...?

"Come on! Why not all of them?"

"Some of them think themselfs that they are just trash and only will bother us. I didn't even say nothing but they quickly neglected, saying that they weren't worth it."

Poor of those three...

"So... who is playing them? Besides Irinaka and Kurono?"

"I'm GoiNg To CruSH ThEm AlL To DuST!" Yelled Mimic from the other side of the room while Chrono deadpanned.

"Is just a card game..."

"No, no Kurono." You interrupted "He is right. Is UNO that we are talking about, so I'm going to crush all of enemies down."

Chisaki for a brief moment widen his eyes at your words before sighing in annoyance, you were always dramatic, so this was just a show...

It wasn't..

It was honestly kinda intriguing how such a stupid game had proved to be such a... murderous one.

"Not wanting to bust ya bubble arrow hair but TaKE ShIT!" Irinaka yelled while hitting a plus four om the table, laughing maniacally at Kurono's expression.

"... I fucking hate you Mimic." Hari growled in rage as he picked more cards to his deck.

Rappa started to laugh out loud while hitting his knee as Tengai merely gave him a judgmental look.

"If I had know this was going to turn out this way I would've accept this fucking earlier!" The man exclaimed while saying to his commurate besides him to go fish...

Poor Tengai didn't have blue cards. But he at least got a reverse blue one, so he had made Rappa instead but more cards.

"Angel how about a deal?" Kai muttered to you lowly as he indicated to your own deck.

You immediately catching what he meant, brought the cards close to your chest and poked your tongue out in mockness.

"... little traitor."

"Oi! Aim to Nemoto everyone." Mimic pointed at the man "He only has two fucking cards."

Nemoto merely lifted an eyebrow at Mimic before turning to you and asking normally.

" Miss (Y/n), what exactly you have in your own deck if you don't mind me asking?"

Before you could even open your mouth a gloved hand blocked your words as Chisaki glared at the man.

"No use of quirks on my angel Nemoto." He growlef threateningly.

"S-sorry master!"

You sighed in relief and looked at your three remaining cards with glee. That was why Nemoto was aiming at you, you and him were close to finish this.

"I want something in return for my kindness." Your boyfriend muttered into your ear while picking a card from the 'shop'.

Holy shit, a plus four. Now he was happy.

"Throw that plus four of yours and I might." You had accidentally saw his card since you were laying your head on his shoulder

He gave you a look like you just had emerged three heads. If he used this card you were going to be the one prejudiced. What are you? A idiot?

"Trust me."

"Hey! No contribution between the couple!" Kurono protested, ignoring Kai's glare.

"Yeah just because Overjerk gets a quick fuck after this it doesn't mean th-" in a blink of a eye Chisaki had lifted himself and overhauled Rappa without any second doubts.

"KAI!" You protested even despite feeling your cheeks buurning in embarrassment.

"He deserved it." He growled a response before putting back the man and abruptly taking his seat close to you again.

Tengai merely looked at Rappa in dissapointment before handing him his deck.

"... you're going to lose Rappa." Tengai said receivinga bunch of yelling from the man besides him.

Kai sighed in annoyance before throwing the damn plus four, getting surprised at seing you threw another one right back.

"Buy eight Nemoto." You said smugly at seing the man's surprised face while the others, except Chisaki, screamed in joy.

Kai half smiled down at you with proud before under the table he gently picked your hand to carress his covered thimb in the flesh of your skin.

You blushed bit smiled anyways at him, shortly after getting back your concentration.

Now you had two cards... and you were the one being chased now.

"Everyone, now is to fuck up with (Y/N)'s cards. Is this or failure." Mimic said while he scrubbed his hair and looked down at his cards in deep thought.

"... try me."

"WhAT waS ThAT yOUr LiTTLe PuNK?!"

"Silence. This is only a card game for God's sake." He said monoustly but clearly irritated at the way Mimic had just shouted at you.

He was going to have a little chat with him later.

"He is not wrong though. Is this or they win." Chrono pointed while glaring at you.

Suck it Kurono, can't win forever.

Chisaki relaxed at seing that now the color was red and that he could get rid of this mass of cards...

He almost shouted at Chrono who had placed a skip card... making him lose his turn.

"Do you even enjoy living for doing this Chronostasis?" He darkly comented and before sending a death glare at your giggling figurine.

He smirked at seing your face fall... you didn't have any cards...

The game lasted for a about one hour but unfortunately the tables had turned from upside down.

Evryone was tense while Chisaki stared smugly yet monotonously at his only two left cards.

"Does anyone have any ideas? I can't believe the boss is going to win!" Rappa said in desperation as he looked through his cards in panic.

"As expected from master." Sighed quite sadly Nemoto while he placed a plus four card "Buy four miss (Y/n)."

"Actually... no." You placed one more plus card and looked at your boyfriend smirking devilish. "Buy eight Kai!"

"Bold of you to assume that I would do such a thing." He slowly placed one of his cards down. Leaving everyone with mouth agape.

"Buy twelve Chrono. Also, Uno." He said monotonously.

"FUCK! COME ON!" Hari threw his cards at the table in both irritation and disbelief while Mimic just errupted in laughter.

You giggled at everyone's faces... even despite being such serious mans whose always dealed with much more extressul problems they still had fun at least.

You smiled warmingly at your boyfriend, noticing the hints of a smile growing on his covered lips.

"Can I reward you my winner?" You whispered into his ear, giggling at seing the way he shivered.

"Wait just a bit. I need to savour their suffering."

"Kai!" You exclaimed in both amusent and horror before you got pushed to him again... his firm grip around your waist.

"I want revenge."

"Round two then? Anyone up for it?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Don't yell, its almost night." He got up and walked for a bit before stopping and looking at you expectantly "Come."

"But-!" You whined. Now you wanted to play more!

"Now. Its a order." He growled before you sigjes and wished everyone goodnight, following your boyfriend out of the room.

"... I told you he was going to get a quick fu-"

And the man was overhauled again... seriously Rappa learn your lesson, is for your own good.

[j-kaiwa]

Discussion Article October 7th

Japanese politics finds ways to target youth

In the June 15 book review section of the Asahi Shimbun, University of Tokyo professor Shigeki Uno discussed several new books about changing political sensibilities in Japan. He writes that the traditional ideological conflict has always been between hoshu (conservatism) and kakushin (reformism), whose respective adherents tend to fight over things like constitutional reform and national security. Today’s young people see the face-off differently. To them, kakushin basically means “change,” but they don’t think about the direction of that change. Instead, they focus on its impact on “vested interests.”

Consequently, their view of existing political parties differs from that of their elders, who consider the Japanese Communist Party (JCP) as being reformist and the ruling Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) conservative. People under 30, however, see the JCP as being conservative and the somewhat reactionary Ishin no Kai reformist. Policy positions are not as relevant as the perceived capacity to shake up the system.

This tendency hasn’t been lost on the LDP, which is definitely trying to take advantage of it ahead of next month’s Upper House election. At the end of April, the LDP released a video featuring Prime Minister Shinzo Abe communing with a teenage BMX rider and hip-hop artists, insisting he wants to “create the future” with them. The party also commissioned artist Yoshitaka Amano of “Final Fantasy” fame to design a poster for it based on a manga-like “Seven Samurai” motif.

The aim of the LDP campaign is to infiltrate the opposition’s stronghold, social media, with the hashtag #自民党2019 (LDP2019). The person charged with this mission is former state minister for administrative reforms, Akira Amari, who, according to weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun, is using his connection with publishing house Kodansha, which published a policy overview by Amari last fall. Bunshun thinks Kodansha is beholden to Amari because his supporters bought a lot of copies of the book and Kodansha wants the government to push for stricter anti-piracy legislation.

The result was a photo spread for Kodansha’s fashion magazine ViVi featuring female models wearing T-shirts with the LDP logo as well as slogans referring to positions that supposedly appeal to young people, such as equal rights, animal welfare and cultural diversity. The piece sparked a backlash from people who wondered if it was ethical to run it. The chief editor of the print version of ViVi — the spread only appeared online — was apparently against the idea, and Bunshun revealed that Kodansha was upset when it discovered the LDP was offering the depicted T-shirt as a “present” to readers, since that could be seen as a violation of political campaign laws. The publisher thought the purpose of the piece was simply to encourage greater voter turnout.

Even some LDP supporters frowned, telling Bunshun that it was all the idea of Amari and his pet advertising agency, Starbase, which also produced the Amano poster and the video. The agency assured Bunshun that they had worked closely with Kodansha on the project.

In addition to the video, Abe has been doing his fair share of promoting the youth angle. On May 10 he went out for pizza with the aging boy band Tokio, and on May 22 invited two actors appearing in a current hit film to the prime minister’s residence. One of the actors, Mitsuki Takahata, posted photos on her Instagram account, complete with a comment from Abe. The Tokio rendezvous got publicized on Abe’s social media accounts, quickly receiving 70,000 likes on Instagram and 280,000 on Twitter, according to the online magazine Litera on May 24.

The posts intrigued Mainichi Shimbun since they contained images of Tokio, whose management company, Johhny & Associates, Inc., is famous for prohibiting photos of its charges on the internet. The company didn’t answer the newspaper’s request for a comment. Litera surmised that, despite the violation of its photo embargo, the agency saw the advantage in having its artists dine with the prime minister. Johhny & Associates, Inc. isn’t the only show business entity the LDP is courting. Such companies see Abe as a celebrity rather than as a politician with an agenda. These show biz summits are covered voraciously by daytime news shows, which could not care less about policy or even propriety ahead of a national election.

But one media outlet that has called foul is the tabloid Nikkan Gendai. On April 20, Abe appeared at an Osaka theater run by Yoshimoto Kogyo, Japan’s biggest talent agency for comedians. Abe was there as a kind of guest performer, ostensibly to promote the G20 summit in Osaka, and spoke a few scripted comic lines that, according to Gendai, elicited a subdued reaction. Nevertheless, it got lots of play in the media, benefiting both the LDP and Yoshimoto The latter expressed its thanks by dispatching a few comedians, including veteran funnyman and former Diet lawmaker Kiyoshi Nishikawa, to the prime minister’s residence on June 6, where they performed some typically crude skits.

According to Gendai, the LDP and the relevant talent agencies had been planning these opportunities beforehand with the idea that both sides would benefit. Gendai called the gambit “cheap theatrics,” and even one of Yoshimoto’s talent, Daisuke Muramoto of the duo Woman Rush Hour, tweeted that if he had been present at any of the meetings he would have found a way to make fun of the prime minister, implying that a comedian’s job is to challenge authority rather than suck up to it.

It’s not clear if young people are flattered or being fooled by the LDP, and maybe it doesn’t matter. The Asahi Shimbun suggested that young men who came of age during the Democratic Party of Japan’s disastrous stint as ruling party from 2009 to 2012 support the current administration, but only because they think Abe won’t make things worse, which would mean they aren’t really very different from their parents.