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purplesurveys · 3 years

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Would you ever get a tattoo? I would love to get one, and plans are definitely set for that. It’s just a matter of knowing when I’m finally finally FINALLY ready to have something permanent placed on my skin.

Can you live without your phone? Technically yes, but I would have a very hard time since I use it for a lot of things, if not all the things I do on a daily basis; and I imagine I’d grow cranky very fast.

What animal do you resemble? I’m not so sure about resemble...I can tell you my personality matches best with dogs, though. I always have a great time with them.

What is your best friend’s name? I have two of them, Angela and Andi.

What is/was your favorite subject in school? History, followed by honestly any social sciences course out there...geography, anthropology, political science, etc. I definitely hogged those classes in college as much as my curriculum allowed me to.

Would you ever adopt a stray puppy? I would adopt every single one I see if I could.

Do you like chocolate? Chocolate-flavored sweets, yes. Actual chocolate or chocolate bars, not so much.

What is your favorite word? Poignant always seems to hit me straight in the feels.

Have you ever done something really stupid? Erm, of course? I do it at least once a day.

What was the worst mistake you ever made? Y’all have heard it a million times by now, but it’s tolerating shit I knew I didn’t deserve. Also, touching a plugged clothes iron when I was 7.

Can you say the alphabet backwards? I did at one point, but I didn’t practice it and now I don’t know how to do it anymore.

How high can you count? Any number as long as money is involved, hahaha.

You are very loved. True or False? True.

Do you like Taylor Swift? Not so much.

Do you want any piercings? Yes, one on each of my ears; I got pierced as an infant.

Have you ever stolen something? Random lost pens at school.

Do you like seafood? Looooooove seafood. I literally have 24 pieces of sushi right next to me right now; just a lil Friday treat for myself heehee.

What is your least favorite name? That seems a bit harsh. I don’t think I hate any name that much so as to call it my least favorite.

What do you want to name your child? Olivia or Mia is still on the table for me.

Do you like the color green? Just the olive shade. Otherwise it’s my least favorite color.

Do you have lots of friends? I would say I have enough to be happy. I don’t know what exactly ‘many’ means.

Are you listening to anything right now? Yeah, my friend group put up a Discord server just tonight and Jo proceeded to start a BTS playlist earlier. Everyone’s since hopped out for the night, but the playlist is still on so I’ll be staying around for the meantime and vibe. :) Just me, BTS, and my sushi haha.

What time is it? 10:04 PM.

Are you hungry? No, I’m taking bites every once in a while as I take this survey.

What was the last thing you ate? Sushi. I got 3 kinds for tonight: Singaporean Roll, Dynamite Roll, and Mount Fuji Roll. All so good.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I never did.

Do you know any gay people? Many.

Do you have any pets? Yes.

Would you ever own a monkey? Probably not. I wouldn’t be equipped to care for them.

Do you enjoy reading? Essays and memoirs, yes.

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Do you know anyone who has been attacked by a shark? Not to my knowledge.

What is your best friend's mom name? Girlie and Ria.

Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? No.

What part of your body do you wash first? Hair.

Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie.

How do you think the dinosaurs died? Giant asteroid.

What's your favorite flavor of Pringles? Just the original one. But tbh Pringles are so addictive anyway, I’ll always take more than one of any flavor if they were ever offered to me.

What was the last thing you got grounded for? Low grades, which was really the only reason why I ever got grounded.

Did you go to a water park last summer? No, and I doubt anyone else did either...

What shoe do you put on first? Usually the right.

Finish the sentence: Girls... Are powerful.

Have you ever had a song or poem written about you? Poem, yeah. I don’t think I would particularly appreciate an entire song being written about me though, I think that would just make me cringe lol.

Did you have a nickname growing up? Nothing like an affectionate pet name. My longest-lasting nickname is just a shortened version of my name used by family, but otherwise everyone calls me by my first name.

When was the last time you played the air guitar? Never.

Have you ever bitten your toenail? Only as a kid.

How often do you clean out your ears? Every other day.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold.

Have you ever been dared to do something that you regretted? Nothing major. One instance I can remember is when I was dared to pick up food from the ground, and when I bit into it it already had some tiny tiny stones and some debris on it D:

Favorite website? Twitter, probably. Or YouTube.

Worst thing that has ever happened to you? Losing two relatives I was close to in the span of four days to Covid. I am so fucking glad we made the decision to celebrate Christmas with extended family last year, no matter how ignorant it was. It absolutely sucks that I will never see them again.

Best thing that has happened to you? Recovering from my depression last year and choosing to stay. I’m living a really happy life rn.

If you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be? Dark green.

Do you have a Wii? We used to but we threw it out a few years ago since it wasn’t working anymore.

Most used phrase on IM? I think I just say “Hahahahaha” excessively lmao. Picked it up from my bosses.

Have you ever heard of The Beatles? Yes.

#survey #surveys #two in one because i found them too short

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ambivalent-auguries · 4 years

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✩ // akizawa & ethan

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Neither, they don’t do that, they just ignore each other and get quiet oooop Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Ethan oop Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Akizawa I see you Who trashes the house? Neither, they’re not like that Do either of them get physical? Nah they are too mature for that lol How often do they argue/disagree? They keep shit in until it all blows over oop Who is the first to apologise? Ethan, he’s weak af

Sex:

Who is on top? We don’t use labels like that lol Who is on the bottom? I said we don’t use the labels fine probably Ethan more lol Who has the strangest desires? Neither, they are not that kinky Any kinks? Ethan likes low voices, scratches, being grabbed/grabbing, Aki likes edging oop Who’s dominant in bed? Both Is head ever in the equation? Yep yep If so, who is better at performing it? Ethan takes the point on this one sorry Aki lol Ever had sex in public? Nah they tame Who moans the most? They are too manly for extended moaning sorry Who leaves the most marks? Ethan oops Who screams the loudest? Neither lol Aki is too silent bro lol Who is the more experienced of the two? Aki, I feel Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love ofc they are in love stop trying to break them up Andre Rough or soft? Soft with some roughness How long do they usually last? A good while lol Mostly because of Aki Is protection used? Yeah Does it ever get boring? Sometimes Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? On their balcony loool At night, summer night damn that’s hot lol

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They don’t rn BUT THEY FUCKING WILL If so, how many children do your muses want/have? One lil person and a dog lol Who is the favorite parent? GOD do not tell Ethan, but Aki is lol Who is the authoritative parent? Ethan oop Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Akizawa is a weak man Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Neither really do that Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BOTH they are there cheering the loudest when they are both so quiet as individuals lol but their lil baby is playing basketball and skating and they are there for every fucking minute lol Who goes to parent teacher interviews? They both go and stare the teacher into submission lol Who changes the diapers? They would fight about it, they both do it lol Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ethan, because he doesn’t want Aki to get up but Aki gets up anyway and they just rock the baby together to sleep Who spends the most time with the children? They both try to Who packs their lunch boxes? Ethan because he’s the cook in the family - animal shaped pancakes are a staple uwu Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Akizawa because they want them to be safe Who cleans up after the kids? They both do Who worries the most? They both worry, Aki just a tad more Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Ethan haha He would read to the baby often

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? They both do uwu Who is the little spoon? Depends on their mood Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Ethan loool he a bit of a fiend Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? ETHAN poor man is WHIPPED How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? They are chill with being entangled with each other Who gives the most kisses? Ethan, altho Aki tries to match Ethan What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Watching sports, going out for food and drinks Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Couch while watching TV Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Ethan oop lol Sorry, Aki, you have a good ass - that’s Ethan’s defence lol How often do they get time to themselves? Plenty of time to themselves when their jobs don’t intervene

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither?? If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share the bed comfortably If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They like being close together, but not suffocating each other Who talks in their sleep? Neither What do they wear to bed? Jogging bottoms and t-shirt Are either of your muses insomniacs? Nope Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Nah Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Side by side, Ethan might slip a leg between Aki’s Who wakes up with bed hair? Aki lol and it’s endearing as hell Who wakes up first? Usually Ethan, altho they are both early risers Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Ethan does the cooking What is their favourite sleeping position? They just spoon or face each other on their sides with their arms thrown around each other, sometimes Aki will snuggle close and Ethan will keep his arm beneath his head Who hogs the sheets? Aki because Ethan is a furnace anyway lol Do they set an alarm each night? Nope they are good at adulting Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nah it’s in the living room Who has nightmares? Neither, sometimes maybe Ethan Who has ridiculous dreams? Neither Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Aki is expansive, but he doesn’t take that much space lol Who makes the bed? Both do, depends What time is bed time? A reasonable time most times, but sometimes they will be out together Any routines/rituals before bed? Aki makes sure his clothes for the next day are all good, Ethan checks lights are turned off Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? They both are lol They don’t talk to each other before coffee lol

Work:

Who is the busiest? Aki altho Ethan is plenty busy Who rakes in the highest income? I’s say they’re p close, Ethan maybe just a bit more Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope Who takes the most sick days? Neither lol they both push through it Who is more likely to turn up late to work? NEITHER they are both so fucking early it annoys me lol Who sucks up to their boss? They are both their own bosses look them being boy boss over here What are their jobs? Aki owns an onsen, Ethan is a figure skating coach, they are both great lol Who stresses the most? Aki, although he doesn’t show it Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They do enjoy them, altho Aki’s job takes a toll on him Are your muses financially stable? They are, they are so good, so mature

Home:

Who does the washing? Akizawa, because Ethan usually cooks Who takes out the trash? Ethan probably Who does the ironing? Akizawa, Ethan just throws his shirts in with Aki’s work clothes lol Who does the cooking? Ethan does and Aki loves it Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither, Aki is not THAT bad lol Who is messier? They are both like average lol Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Aki cause he’s not that used to living with people lol Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither Who is the prankster around the house? Imagine Aki being a prankster loool Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Neither, they’re p good Who mows the lawn? Akizawa better put those arms to use and put on a show for Ethan gdi loool Who answers the telephone? Ethan Who does the vacuuming? Ethan Who does the groceries? They both do, but Aki usually just buys stuff when Ethan tells him to on his way from work lol Who takes the longest to shower? Neither Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Ye they are not fans of bubble baths lol

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nope How many cars do they own? Two (?) They each have one Do they own their home or do they rent? They own because they are stable, mature adults look at them go Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Not near the coast Do they live in the city or in the country? They live in like the suburbs ALMOST Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yeah sure lol What’s their song? THEIR SONG IS SAD BRO I SOB What do they do when they’re away from each other? Work, they go on with their lives lol Where did they first meet? A sports bar How did they first meet? GOD this is so cute, so basically, Ethan was at the bar and Aki came along and a match was on and they both supported the same team and the team was losing badly and Aki goes: Imma buy a drink if they miss the next one and Ethan was like: damn you fine; well, he thought that and yeah, they had a nice night and why am I crying rn omg Who spends the most money when out shopping? Neither, they are good with money uwu Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither lol Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Ethan does, Aki lowkey gets worried also Aki lowkey gets angry when Ethan chuckles at him tripping, they are cute lol Any mental issues? Ethan struggles with depression Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither, they are so manly you wouldn’t even believe it omg Who kills the spiders around the house? Neither, Ethan vacuums them lol Their favourite place? The bar they met in uwu Who pays the bills? They both share them Do they have any fears for their future? Here it comes... Losing the other person SOB Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Ethan is uwu Who uses up all of the hot water? Neither lol Who’s the tallest? Ethan just a bit Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Ethan oop Who wanders around in their underwear? Neither of them do Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Neither lol What do they tease each other about? Ethan teases Aki about his stern expression, Aki teases Ethan for being soft as hell lool Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Have you seen their sense of fashion?... Do they have mutual friends? Nope Who crushed first? They both kinda fell into it, but Ethan would have, Aki is a great man, of course he would have crushed and kept quiet lol Any alcohol or substance related problems? Ethan struggled with alcohol abuse Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Only if they’re together lol Who swears the most? Ethan lol

#ethan and akizawa mood #fuck they are precious #i adore them #yariibu

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blanc-to-my-noir · 6 years

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Soft Bias Challenge

Since @yunsungsredhoodie did it and mentioned in the tags that we others should do it too, I thought why not^^ (i’m gonna regret this in a second, just you wait...)

1. Who’s your bias?

lol this is actually a really bad time to ask Seunghoon

2. What made you notice them?

Honestly? The nose. How could you not notice the nose xD Might’ve been because the friend who got me into Noir pointed it out right off the bat. But the first thing (or the first physical trait) that drew me to him are his eyes actually. Such. Pretty. Eyes.

3. What’s your favourite thing about them?

His voice when he sings. kdlsjflksfas like i kno ur a rapper bab but UGh i wish he sang just a lil bit more. Also his pronunciation. The way he does the 을 sound is... FKLDJSAKLFJSAKLF seriously liSTEN TO HIM CLOSELY IM DYING EVERYTIME HE DOES IT. And of course the fact that he gives zero f*cks just how much he murders us whenever rudehoon jumps out (or he wouldn’t be my bias lol).

ALSO THE DIMPLES. HOW COULD I FORGET THE DIMPLES.

4. Who would initiate skinship more?

Have you seen him with his members? That’s my answer.

5. Who would hog all the blankets?

Probably me. But tbh I don’t want him to get cold either, so in the end we’d probably make sure we both have enough blanket^^

6. Who would be more clingy?

See nr. 4. Then again I’m super clingy too so... we’d probably just have times where we’re glued to each other and no force on earth could tear us apart ksdfla

7. Who would say ‘I love you’ first?

That would have to be him, cause I’m insecure as fuck and too shy to say it first.

8. Who would get more flustered?

Depends on how much cringe he can handle lol

9. What cuddling position would you two have?

ksajdlkfjas don’t make me think about this kdljsfklasd

I feel like there’d be a lot of head-on-chest involved, and while me lying on his chest does seem like a uh... nice option, I think I’m the type to prefer having my partner’s head on my chest n hold em close, you feel? So yeah, probably that.

10. What colours remind you of them and why?

Blue cause of Airplane Mode, but also red because of a fic I’m writing (that will hopefully see the light of day in a few weeks or so whoeverbelievesitwonttakemeatleastanotheryeartofinishisaFOOL). ALSO yellow cause he rocks yellow and what other person can say that of themselves in this day and age? Right - not many.

11. What season would you like to spend with them?

All of them? Is that cheating? xD

12. Who would bake the cookie and who would steal the batter?

50/50 I think - sometimes I bake and he steals, sometimes he ba-.... okay fine, I’m not so sure if he can even bake....

13. Who would make bad puns and how would the other react?

I feel like this is a 50/50 again... if he dropped a rlly bad pun on me I’d just stare him dead in the eye for a few secs and say nothing, would probably end up laughing tho, and if I drop one I feel like he’d just awkwardly laugh it off.

14. Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?

ME. I LOVE CATS. AND IF HE DOESN’T LET ME HAVE THEM THIS RELATIONSHIP IS O V E R.

15. Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to rescue?

I’m not the type to burn down stuff so... I guess I will leave that one to him xD But I’m too much of a wimp to save him if there’s actual fire.

16. Who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?

Me, and I’m not sure if he’d pull me back tbh. I think he’s more of the type to lean over them a little as well to see what I’m seeing, but make sure he holds me so I don’t fall.

17. What would watching a horror film with them be like?

I wish I had already watched the horror stories vlive but I think he isn’t the type to really get scared, and tbh if the movie isn’t full of jump scares I won’t be either. Though I might feel the need to sleep extra close to him after that lol

18. Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

I think we’d both be cheesy af and sometimes accidentally flirt smoothly without even planning to xD

19. Who is more competitive?

Me. I’m super competitive. And if there’s a game I keep failing at that we’re playing he better let me win or I’ll be like a pissed elementary schooler later on and sulk.... #whyamilikethis

20. Who would be given constant reminders? (Don’t forget your keys, things like that)

Hmmm I think we’d both give each other reminds sometimes, but not feel the need to nag constantly

21. Who sends memes and who sends cute ‘I miss you’ texts at 3am?

I’m both of this. And I feel like he’s not much of a meme-guy so I think he’d just stick to ‘I miss you’s at... boi better not be up at 3am...

#@ the others #this is your invitation to join the softness-train #now excuse me #i need to post a REQUEST I FINALLY FINISHED KDJSFALK #noir

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ambivalent-auguries · 4 years

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✩ winkikkekk 4 ethan

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Nikki 100% Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Nikki again lol Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Ethan because a bitch is stubborn lol Who trashes the house? Neither, really? Do either of them get physical? Nah, it would never get to that point How often do they argue/disagree? Not that often, they get into their lil competitions and disagreements and miscommunications here and there but ye for the most part they just chill lol Who is the first to apologise? Ethan 100% yep mans is weak

Sex:

Who is on top? Does it matter?? I have a feeling Nikki would more often Who is on the bottom? As above lol Altho Nikki has bottom energy around Ethan, I still think Ethan would be like: ye daddy you fine take me lol Who has the strangest desires? Unless there is a hidden part of Nikki that likes leather or some shit I don’t know about, neither lol Any kinks? Eye contact, low voices, scratches or grabbing/being grabbed for Ethan, Nikki don’t know much lol He likes it not to be awkward LOL Who’s dominant in bed? Both Is head ever in the equation? Yeah boy If so, who is better at performing it? Ethan who else lol Ever had sex in public? They probably wouldn’t lol Who moans the most? Neither, not too much Who leaves the most marks? Ethan lol Who screams the loudest? Neither lol Who is the more experienced of the two? Ethan oop sorry Nik Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love uwu Nikki just outwardly cringed at that while blushing because he kinda enjoys that looool Rough or soft? Soft with A BIT of rough How long do they usually last? OOP That’s a question for you, Nikki, you deprived man lol They do alright lol Is protection used? Yeah they’re responsible adults Does it ever get boring? Maybe, but not really because Ethan loves this man and he would do anything to please him lol Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? A bathroom stall in a sports bar loool

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? KIMMY EXISTS and we all love her; Ethan used to be a dad :( If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Ethan is happy to just adopt Kimmy and Nikki’s had enough lol Who is the favorite parent? Ethan loooool SORRY IT’S TRUE Who is the authoritative parent? Ethan lol Nikki is weak against that lil pumpkin lol Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Nikki again because he a weak man lol Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Nikki again lool Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BOTH They both care a lot Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, they tag team the teacher into submission lol Who changes the diapers? Both, Ethan probably more if they ever had a baby Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ethan would more so do that, both if we talking about calming Kimmy down after a nightmare Who spends the most time with the children? They both try to get time in Who packs their lunch boxes? Ethan lol when he packs his and Nikki’s Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Kimmy gives herself the talk LOL Who cleans up after the kids? Kimmy is so good, she don’t need no man to clean Who worries the most? They both worry, Nikki probably more Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Nikki and it would be ‘fuck’ LOL

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Ethan loves it, Nikki is getting a taste for it hehe Who is the little spoon? Depends on their mood lol Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Ethan lol Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Ethan lol How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Depends, but it’s probably Nikki who squirms away first lol Who gives the most kisses? Ethan because he’s loving like that such a good boy What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Honestly, anything, just chilling - watching TV, going out to have a drink, having food together, watching sports, spending time with Kimmy - they like doing things together lol Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed, because Kimmy can’t tease them about it lol Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Ethan yep How often do they get time to themselves? They do alright, not THAT much but plenty after Kimmy goes down for the night

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither?? If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Ethan forces his way into Nikki’s bed looool If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cosy up because Ethan is a touch thirsty bitch Who talks in their sleep? Probably Nikki lol What do they wear to bed? Jogging bottoms and t-shirt Are either of your muses insomniacs? Nah Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Nope Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Lay side by side, they too tall for any limb wrapping lol Who wakes up with bed hair? Nikki and Ethan adores it haha Who wakes up first? Ethan, he’s stupid early Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Ethan uwu What is their favourite sleeping position? Side by side, on their sides, they have like an arm thrown around the other, very casual Who hogs the sheets? Nikki because he’s not used to sleeping with someone in his bed lol Do they set an alarm each night? Kimmy does lol Can a television be found in their bedroom? Don’t think so, they watch TV in the living room Who has nightmares? Neither of them tho, maybe Ethan sometimes when things resurface Who has ridiculous dreams? Neither Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Nikki lol Who makes the bed? Either of them, maybe they take turns What time is bed time? Mostly a reasonable time, but sometimes they may go wild and stay up later while having a good time out lol Any routines/rituals before bed? Brushing their teeth side by side, checking in on Kimmy and Ethan makes a habit of reminding Nikki how much he likes him Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Both lol But probably Nikki

Work:

Who is the busiest? Both are quire busy Who rakes in the highest income? Bro Nikki must be LOADED Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope Who takes the most sick days? Neither, Ethan pushes through like a champ and Nikki doesn’t even admit he’s sick lol Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Nikki, Ethan is so stupidly early for everything it pains me lol Who sucks up to their boss? NAH fam lol Ethan is also his own boss sooo What are their jobs? Nikki is uhhhh on the dark side while Ethan is a figure skating coach Who stresses the most? Nikki Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Ethan does, Nikki fucking hates his ‘job’... Are your muses financially stable? They are good adults, they even have savings

Home:

Who does the washing? Both, Nikki does it more because Ethan cooks usually Who takes out the trash? Either of them Who does the ironing? Ethan Who does the cooking? Ethan mostly lol Kimmy helps, always Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? NIKKI BRO do not leave this man alone with a stove, I fear for his life Who is messier? They are both like... Neither clean freaks nor slobs lol Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Ethan, because Nikki has been trained by Kimmy lol Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither Who is the prankster around the house? Neither lol Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Neither, they p good lol Who mows the lawn? Ethan doesn’t do it because he likes watching Nikki do it hehe Who answers the telephone? Nikki Who does the vacuuming? Ethan Who does the groceries? Ethan with Kimmy’s help - they bring Nikki along tho lol Who takes the longest to shower? Neither, they are both p quick Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Neither of them are into bubble baths lol

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nope How many cars do they own? Two, they both own one (I think?) Do they own their home or do they rent? Own uwu Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Not near a coast, nope Do they live in the city or in the country? City, imagine these two living in the country side loool Do they enjoy their surroundings? I guess, they’re not complaining lol What’s their song? THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IT’s so SAD What do they do when they’re away from each other? Get on with their lives lol Where did they first meet? A bar How did they first meet? So... Nikki was like: oh shit, you’re my daughter’s coach and Ethan went: Ye whaddup baby I’ll drink you under the bar and Nikki went: I’ll drinkg you into putting your leg around your shoulders lol And he did loool Who spends the most money when out shopping? They are both good with money Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Nikki laughs his ass off and viceversa loool Any mental issues? Ethan struggles with depression oop Who’s terrified of bugs? Nah they brave men Who kills the spiders around the house? Kimmy does, I swear lol Their favourite place? I like to think they return to the bar they met in uwu Who pays the bills? They both do Do they have any fears for their future? Yeah, Nikki especially does, he doesn’t want to put Ethan or Kimmy in danger due to his job; Ethan is honestly scared of losing Nikki and Kimmy ugh Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Ethan, he’s sweet Who uses up all of the hot water? Neither of them do lol Who’s the tallest? Nikki is, but Kimmy is even taller when she’s on Ethan shoulders so who really wins here, eh?? Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Ethan lol Trying to cup a feel lol Who wanders around in their underwear? Neither lol Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Neither do lol What do they tease each other about? Ethan teases Nikki about how shit he’s on the ice, Nikki teases Ethan about how much of a sap he can be lool Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? They are both like... Kinda clueless lol shirt and slacks and gym clothes, that’s all they wear lol Do they have mutual friends? Kimmy ofc uwu Who crushed first? HARD ETHAN on this one lol poor mans suffered in silence :( Any alcohol or substance related problems? Ethan has struggled with alcohol addiction Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? BOTH loool They be having wild nights together lol Who swears the most? Nikki loool

#ethan and nikki mood #they are solid mate #and i love them #bclasaeg

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