#also miss me with the disabilities dont belong in dnd cuz magic could cure everything blah blah i dont give a flying frick stfu

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BG3 Boyfs Helping You with Chronic Hand Pain

Super niche but hi, I'm here to deliver!! 😚 Let the boyfs make you feel better!

🤎 Raphael:

It's your own damned fault for being stubborn and not just accepting his contract to help you, so deal with it! He still insists you need hands-free entertainment, however, and seems eager to recite you poetry. 🙂

💙 Gale:

Always reminds you to take breaks while you're doing strenuous tasks and to do your stretches and exercises ALL! THE! TIME! ✋ He does NOT let you miss it.

❤️ Wyll:

Writes all your correspondence for you! Just dictate it! And anything else he can assist with!! Let him HELP! 🗣️

🤍 Astarion:

Shaves your arms and applies your kinesiology tape for you and helps remove it in the bath, too. Gives loves and kisses to your hands and arms before and afterwards! 💕

💜 Emperor:

THAT WON'T WORK! Let them do it for you. 😤

💛 Gortash:

Comes up with so many cool inventions that make your life sooo much easier!! 🤗

💚 Halsin:

Recognizes your triggers before you even enact them and reminds you not to. 😠 Sometimes he's a little overbearing, but you know it's for the best; he's right.