#also most of you won't know this but Mayor does not believe in therapy on this story

[askblueandviolet]

For both of ya'll-

What's your earliest memory? Are you fond of it? Are you both doing ok now at least?

Also! For Macaque, have some extra theater props and such! For Mayor, here's a business card for a therapist. Please- your mental state is worrying- q-q If not that, have some noodles dude. Not sure if you need to eat but surely some comfort food will make you feel marginally better?

That's all! :D Have a nice day!

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[theunrealinsomniac]

What's your wedding headcanons for KonoHana ?

Ooo.

You know, I don't believe I have any. I mean it's a lowkey ship I've always seen the potential for so I can slap some up.

For anyone confused, we are talking Konohamaru Sarutobi x Hanabi Hyuga in my Wedding!AU series. Neither character has appeared yet lol. There's not even a hint of them being together I don't think.

But this is different, and I like different so let's say they are.

A reminder I'm pulling these out of my arse so they might not be very deep lol.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #1:

Hiashi dislikes Konohamaru more than he does Kiba. And it's very, very simple as to why.

He was meant to be the perfect match for his favourite daughter. Grandson of the mayor, good, old money family, up and coming member of Konoha police and not the main heir of the Sarutobi fortune. Well mannered and morally upstanding.

Shame he took his lead on those morals from the person Hiashi despises most of all: Naruto Uzumaki.

Konohamaru had told Hiashi to go fuck himself within an hour of meeting the man. And much to his horror, Hanabi repeated the words when Hiashi tried to scold Konohamaru for his language.

They were fifteen.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #2:

Konohamaru is a police officer as mentioned, and Hanabi is the heiress to the Hyuga family fortune. She's on the board of their international company and one day will become chairwoman. But that isn't her job.

She grew up watching her father ridicule her big sister over everything he perceived she was doing wrong. To the point that Hinata is still very sensitive to criticism. It made her angry, very angry.

She took that anger and put it towards becoming a psychotherapist. She specifically specialises in providing therapy and care to children from abusive homes. Especially abused daughters of evil fathers.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #3:

Hanabi is godmother to Hinata and Kiba's twins. Being quite young at the time, she is the cool auntie.

Later Konohamaru becomes godfather to the youngest Inuzuka child. He is a fun uncle.

There we go, very light I know but I really hadn't thought of these guys as a ship for a long time.

There's also the chance these two won't ever appear in my Wedding!AU verse as a couple. But it's a fun thought experiment!

Ta ra!