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Mystrade / Greg Lestrade x Mycroft Holmes parent (with posts) AU

Requested by my best friend @michelmcfly / @chellum / @fandomaesthetic

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Credits for that Mycroft holding a baby edit to owner (idk where I got it from, it’s been on my phone for ages, so if you know tell me please so I can give a better credit)

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Mary: *Yelling and running into 221b* HEY! HEY!

John, whispering: Shh! Sherlock is sleeping.

Mary, whispering: Oh, sorry...

John, whispering: Whats up?

Mary, whispering: There's a fire.

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Greg: I promised Mycroft we wouldn’t do anything stupid!

John: Why would you lie to your fiance like that?!

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Mycroft: How did you know I was going to propose?

Greg: Anthea, Mary, and Molly haven’t been able to look at me without grinning and crying all month.

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Greg: Can I stay here tonight?

John: Did you and Mycroft have a fight?

Greg: No, Mycroft had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable.

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Mycroft: I’m the most responsible member of this friend group.

Greg: Yesterday you set the bathroom on fire.

Mycroft: There was a spider.

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Mary: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Mycroft to marry you.

Greg: Okay, I’m listening.

Mary: Step one, get him to play truth or dare.

Greg: Oh God, stop.

Mary: Step two, wait until he picks dare.

Greg: Mare, no.

Mary: Step three, dare him to marry you.

John, shouting from the other room: It could work!

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a- anthea 

b- myc 

c- greg

Imagine Person A realizing they forgot to take their meds for a mental illness they have, and they start having issues. Person B does their best to keep Person A calm while Person C runs around the house trying to find the correct medicine.

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Imagine Person A of your OT3 is pregnant and Person B and Person C take turns getting food in the middle of the night when Person A suddenly desires it.

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Poly prompt #26

Simple but cute and loving prompt: Person A is tired. But like really. tired. So B and C decides to go upstairs and bring the mat downstairs so they can watch TV while A can lay down and sleep nuzzled to their lovers

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Person B: I haven't cried in weeks

Person A and C: *raises eyebrows*

Person C: Pretty sure you cried earlier cuz you accidentally stepped on your cats tail

Person B: *tearing up* She didn't deserve that, I betrayed her trust!

Person A: *Patting B'a back*

A- jim

B- molly

C- seb

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15 prompts pt 5 (OT3 edition)

A finds a stray animal and brings it home, B is allergic so C helps A hide the animal until B finally catches them after sneezing for a week

A is a Marvel fan and B is a DC fan, C doesn’t care either way and always mixes them up

A is asexual, B is aromantic, and C is demi, and they have a happy healthy partnership 

A falls instantly for C while B is interested in C but needs to be wooed still

A and B have to explain to C why they never get to drive, optional: C drives wildly, speeding/running lights/etc or drives too slow/cautious

A has a history of severe nightmares, B knows how to calm A down but is out of town, C has to try for the first time alone

It’s A’s birthday but B and C both forgot until the last second, B distracts A while C sneaks out to get a gift

A is always up late with work related things, one night A falls asleep and B and C have to fumble through getting the work done for them

A is babysitting but has to go somewhere unexpectedly, leaving the baby with B and C who have little/no experience with babies 

A helped color B’s hair but it was a disaster and C has to comfort them both while fixing it

A’s glasses broke while they were reading a really good part of their book, B and C offer to read it to them, switching out between characters and making silly voices

A has a secret fear (like of clowns/spiders/heights/etc), B and C don’t know and accidentally freak out A with their fear

A’s never seen the ocean but wants to, B hates the ocean but agrees to go anyways, A and C swim and make sand castles while B naps on a blanket 

A cuts their finger while preparing dinner, B panics and wants to go to the hospital, C calms B down and deals with A’s injury 

A only has money for two tickets to an event all three of them love, so A and B have to sneak C inside 

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Person A: I laugh in the face of danger

Person C: You cried for 45 minutes and begged [Person B] not leave you, so i had to go get you Ice cream.

Person A: That was ages ago

Person C: It was 10 minutes ago

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Mycroft: *Sitting in the corner of the room*

 Greg: What's up with Myc?

 Anthea: *Eating crisps* he only just figured it out that you can't describe colours...

 Greg: What? Yes you can, Green as grass!

 Anthea: that's using the colour to describe something else

 Greg: Okay, how about this. Red is warm

 Anthea: That's associating the colour with a feeling

 Greg: *staring off into the distance* Holy fuck you can't desribe them, Anth you broke him

 Anthea: I didn’t mean to I was talking to Mary on the phone and he over heard me saying that to her and then relised it was right and then this happned *point to Mycroft*

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Ours: We will let her spread her wings but Don't Forget who's Behind Her

Also known as: MORMORMOL FOR LIZ. Alright, darling. You are absolutely perf… I want to hug you. You are my awesome Beta, a person I consider a good friend, and I really do adore you. At a little over 1,000 words… this drabble escaped me. I hope you like it. I really, really do. Unedited. Unbeta’d. ECUSE THE ELLIPSES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Jim Moriarty as a parent

- Shouts “DADDY’S HOME!” *every* time he comes in. Even if he’s only been out for two minutes to get the mail.

- ALL the fairy tales. Grimm version obviously, not the sanitized Disney versions. Jim’s kids grow up knowing that the world is a dark, cruel place. They ALSO know that Daddy is the biggest, baddest wolf out there who’s got their back through anything.

- Jim is amazingly good with babies. He can tell what a crying baby wants in .35 seconds. He does the fastest diaper change in the West. At least once he interrupts a phone conversation with “Whoops! Some~one made a stinky~” and the person on the other end spends four months convinced they are about to be assassinated.

- Unironically sings theme songs from children’s shows.

- Head of the PTA. (I’ll just let you sit with that for a while.)

- ‘Take your kid to work’ day is … interesting. The sprog accidentally hacks into the Pentagon, and the whole family has to hastily pick up and move before the CIA comes busting through their windows. Jim has never been more proud.

(Feel free to add your own!)

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Sherlock BBC + incorrect quotes: 19/?