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northlight14 · 2 years

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Advice for those who want any type of relationship with someone, romantic, platonic, whatever, send them your shower thoughts or 3am thoughts.

Trust me it works. I spent most of high school messaging my friend shit like “is lava wet?”, “Flight is just less impressive telekinesis” and “a bath is just a reverse boat” and now we’re queer platonic partners so clearly this works😂

And as a fun bonus, you get to be in a relationship with someone who’s as weird as you!

“But what if they’re just put off or think I’m weird?” I hear you ask. Well if that’s the case, they’re boring and not worth it and you should move on.

#also yes those are all real messages I sent my partner before we got together #and I stand by all of them😂#you can make yourself fly using telekinesis as well as making other things fly!#if you only have flight tho that’s just telekinesis accept it only works on you. pathetic🙄😂#also my friend googled it and apparently lava is considered wet. the more you know🤷#north rambles #northsky #queerplatonic #relationship

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