#also pirates like rarely bathed so they’re probably all gross

[beetlerings]

Waiting for all the non patreoners to catch up before I post suckening 5 art so here’s some riptide

They are siblings ❤️

[thebuckstartshere]

Quietly sends in Erik for the ship thing even though they're still super new.

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs OWWW

How long will they last? - until Erik gets himself killed

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Bucky, like a month. Erik, who knows?

How was their first kiss? - probably sloppy and post-almost death scare

Wedding:

lbr if they did get married it’d be mid chaos like that scene from Pirates of the Caribbean

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? - they probably switch off

Who is the one to instigate things? - depends on who almost died

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - they probably mostly fuck when their adrenaline is high so not long

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Bucky

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Erik

Who does the grocery shopping? - Bucky

How often do they bake desserts? - rarely

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - neither, they’d have to keep track for that. or be official

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - neither

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Erik is more likely to set it on fire on purpose, that’s for sure

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Erik

Who is really against chores? - neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - what pets? (they are not getting a spider)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Erik

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - guests??

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - they probably found something else gross in the couch of the hotel they’re camped at

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Bucky

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - what dog?

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they don’t know when holidays are

What are their goals for the relationship? - for Erik not to die, please and thanks

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - depends on who’s injured

Who plays the most pranks? - Erik