#also please nobody get fucking weird over this au everything is purely familial and platonic. fuck outta here

[weaselishmcdiesel]

i think the dynamic between grian and vriska is so fun because. not only are they both CHAOTIC but having grian instead of spidermom could fix vriska in the worst way possible. spidermom will tell vriska to kill 100 children but grian will take her to pollute everyones bases within a 50 mile radius with a million chickens and i think thats exactly what she deserves to do

YOU GET ITTTTTT 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 YOU LITERALLY GET IT. Sure vriskas not killing a million real children anymore but she’s committing historically the most annoying pranks the server has ever seen. Everyone on the server sighs with relief, oh maybe now that grian has to take care of a kid he’ll mellow out WRONG. VRISKA. Also you must consider season 7 with the turf war—it’s literally grian vs. scar. AKA vriska vs. terezi. Like are you kidding me they will absolutely get into so many damn shenanigans. Like I doubt vriska could thrive without causing problems and that’s exactly why Grian is the best gaurdian for her.