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I have, against all good judgment, started playing Control. I did make it through the first challenge without dying (after I got past the first proper jump) which bodes better than expected, given my video game track record, but we'll see how it goes.
Anyway, I need to make a version of the Socrates meme but with Jesse getting hired as director immediately upon the culmination of some decades-long revenge quest.
#'hired' sure is a word to use for it but like. what else would you call it.#also the Authority southern reach vibes are so strong and not just cuz of the name#you have semi unwittingly become director of a shady semi-extradimensional secret federal bureau.#everything is hostile to you except for one feral old man and honestly he'll probably try to get you killed at some point to.#another feral old man is speaking to you seemingly directly into your brain and he is DEFINITELY going to end up getting you killed.#good luck!#where is my crossover fic of john rodriguez and jesse control playing the most exhausted game of dive bar pool and getting hammered.#I know I'm like. minutes into this game but it's what they both deserve.#(ghost bird can come too cuz it's funny as fuck and she would cheat so badly and both of them would be too tired to notice)#anyway tags with a target audience of me and me only probably
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