#also the complete pettiness of the count being like 'oh you wanna leave my castle tonight baby boy?? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dangerliesbeforeyou · 2 years

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love that this is like the 4th(?) time that stoker has said ‘lizard fashion’ like the dude came up with that phrase and was like ‘oh this is hilarious i need to use this at every opportunity’

#dracula daily #dracula #today's entry was a delight tho so much drama lol #also i'm sure some expert on 19th century is gonna say that the count kissing his hand at jonathan is some etiquette thing or whatever #but i can't get the image of him like blowing jonathan a kiss as he gets ready to kill the guy lol #like some kind of sassy diva after having a row w/ someone lol #also the complete pettiness of the count being like 'oh you wanna leave my castle tonight baby boy??#well go ahead!! there's definitely not a tonne of blood thirsty wolves out there ready to tear u limb from limb :)'

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