#also the lady thought i was a walmart employee not because of my blue striped shirt but because of my. pointy elf ears.

[fox-guardian]

one thing about me is if I don't work at a store but someone thinks that I do and asks me for help I will simply try to help them anyway as a first instinct. that's not me flexing I just like helping people. like a lady at walmart once asked me to get a cart for her before she realized I didn't work there and bro I almost did it. I was at check out. with my Father.

just recently at another walmart a guy was asking me about bedsheets and I attempted to help him. I could not. he was talkin couches. he might not have even thought I worked there he mighta just been desperate for couch sheets. idk I just wished him luck and left in search of car cup trash cans.

once at hot topic a person asked me about jewelry and stuff and I just. assisted. I did math for this stranger. we chatted. I have never worked in a hot topic but I Was wearing a button-covered lanyard for a different store (I had work that day) so y'know fair but like bro. you would not believe how easy it is to talk to people with the pretense of you helping them with something it's wild.