#ramblings with major

[fox-guardian]

I heard captain "the horse" curly has an 8 pack. I heard captain "the horse" curly is shredded.

[fox-guardian]

"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking

[fox-guardian]

Jon is 100% the type of guy where Martin says something normal and chill and he just responds so sincerely that it takes Martin aback like 5 times daily. Martin will say something like "I'll be in the other room if you need me" and Jon will look him dead in the eye and say "I always need you" with 100% earnestness and sincerity and Martin is down for he count

[fox-guardian]

next season is just gonna constantly cut to sam following the archivist around ranting about Celia's betrayal like

Sam: I CAN'T believe she would DO THAT to me after everything!! I met her CHILD

Archivist: I don't really ca-

Sam: YOU TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME

Archivist: OKAY DAMN

Sam: As I Was Saying. AFTER THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT WE SHAR-

[fox-guardian]

[ID: The metronome meme. One side of the dial says "teehee sam and celia are so cute together i hope they're happy forever" and the other side reads "oh she is definitely manipulating his darling ass into helping her research and this may very well End Badly For Him". The metronome rapidly swinging from side to side reads "me". end ID]

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I made another one. I figure the truth will be somewhere in the middle, nuance and whatnot (please fall in love) (and let alice hop in too) (protocule ftw)

[fox-guardian]

[ID: The metronome meme. One side of the dial says "i want TMA's ending to be kept vague and open-ended it's better that way" and the other side reads "MY FUCKING GUYS GRAAAAHHHH". The metronome rapidly swinging from side to side reads "me rn". end ID]

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how are we fucking feeling gamers

[fox-guardian]

I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

[fox-guardian]

can we talk about the fact that chester started talking Unprompted. like. It's supposed to be that you click an item on their gay little case list right? and sometimes it'll be a talker. Sam was filling out Physical Paperwork and as soon as Celia walks away, Chester starts a-chattering. Sam didn't do SHIT. He even goes "what the hell" because YEAH MAN, WHAT THE HELL. I haven't heard much on That Bit yet. Like hello. Chester. Do you have something you'd like to share with the class that you can only do in borrowed words, king?

[fox-guardian]

Also a lot is obviously going on but let's not forget.

Colin.

He called it Freddy. Said he messed up.

"Sorry to bother you.... bye Alice" king you are not beating the first to die allegations

[fox-guardian]

OH MY GOD HIS NAME HAS BEEN ORION THE WHOLE TIME THAT'S WHY THEY GAVE HIM THAT FUCKASS BELT

[fox-guardian]

Inspired by my coworkers being baffled at me getting up 2 and a half hours before I come in despite living 20 mins away

(Add reasons why you do or don't get up early in the tags if ya want)

[fox-guardian]

tired: sam doesn't look people in the eye because he's autistic

wired: he doesn't look people in the eye due to skeleton hatching trauma. he's still autistic, but that's unrelated.

[fox-guardian]

Sam: I dont want to pry celia, but you're a bit cagey about your past

[ERROR] about to make him relive and reveal the worst experience of his childhood: damn that's crazy

[fox-guardian]

*chester voice* Alice I'm So Sorry I Heard You Watched Someone Die. Would You Like To Do So Again

[fox-guardian]

i love my dead gay divorced IT manager

[fox-guardian]

something something alice and celia are anagrams something alice is pulling sam away from the institute while celia is pulling him towards it, they're like the angel and devil on his shoulders, alice is his ex and he's trying to date celia now, parallels and whatnot aaaa