#also to clarify the beanstalk was as tall as me as a kid not as tall as me now

[haikyuuateer]

lev, yaku, and kenma reacting to accidentally kissing you 

pairings: lev x gn!reader, kenma x gn!reader, yaku x gn!reader

warnings: some cursing

idea: you’re one of nekoma’s managers, but what happens when you accidentally share a kiss with one of the volleyball boys? (also just to clarify these are just random scenarios they don’t all happen at the same time oh goD that would be interesting)

there’s a lot to read so i’m going to put everything under the cut to save your guys' tumblr scrolling

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.・゜゜・　lev haiba 　・゜゜・．

now we already know this baby is super affectionate and is probably already crushing on you

he loves you so much

are you oblivious? who knows

but you can’t help but find him super adorable

annoying, yet adorable

anyways he likes to do this thING where he gets super close to your face just to get you flustered and you secretly like it hate it

everyone’s taking a small break from practicing and you’re giving everyone water bottles bc they require hydration (i’m sorry why am i talking like this)

after you give kuroo a water bottle you hear someone walk up next to you and you just sigh

"Y/N~" you hear an all too familiar voice call out next to you

you turn towards the voice, already knowing it’s lev "what is it—"

oh boy

somehow you did NOT realize how close lev was to you

he had leaned down to your height like he always does, fricking tall ass

all it took was you feeling your lips lightly graze against his for you to immediately back ten feet away, and naturally you found yourself hiding behind yaku 

his eyes are super pretty up close

OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? wait

holy shit you kissed lev haiba

does that even count as a kiss?? i mean your lips touched???? 

was that on purpose?? was it an accident??? did he not realize that him being that close to you meant that there was a possibility of you accidentally kissing him????? 

whAT??? jUSt??? haPPenED???

you were terrified when yaku walked away from you only to see him kick lev as hard as possible you almost felt bad for him

the poor beanstalk was blushing furiously, his cheeks, ears, and nose were stained pink 

of course you were probably blushing too, and then finally you and lev made eye contact

you looked away immediately

why was your heart racing?? yo his lips were surprisingly soft tho

not everyone realized what happened, probably only kuroo and yaku noticed

you probably never saw lev the same after that, especially since you developed a crush on the beanstalk after that

i mean what? lol

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.・゜゜・　morisuke yaku 　・゜゜・．

wbk he’s the sweetest and one of the more tolerable boys, which means yay you don’t have to basically babysit a bunch of teenage boys

well you and yaku kind of have to babysit them together but that’s not what we’re focusing on rn ;)

after practice he came up to you and you two had a peaceful conversation

you two bonded well over being the ones to babysit everyone but you had your childish moments too, he was basically the person you were the closest to out of everyone else

everything’s going perfectly well, nothing is going wrong for once

haha SIKE

maybe lev was just blind because you and yaku are shorties (but like you’re barely shorter/taller than him..(haha you choose))

the tall victuri love child backs up and before you can warn yaku he bumps into him

yaku ends up being completely caught off guard, he stumbles forward and accidentally knocks you over in the process

and everything happens all at once, yaku falls on top of you, lev screams ("I KILLED YAKU AND Y/N"), and ohoho ohohoho what’s this

you feel something?? on your lips???

perhaps???? another pair?????? of lips????

THEY ARE?????? S O F T ????

i’m sorry

anyways somehow the way yaku landed on you caused you two to accidentally kiss!! woah!!!

he immediately gets off of you and won’t stop apologizing, you both are super flustered and he’s stuttering

you can see the blush growing on his cheeks

meanwhile you’re at a loss for words, holy damn you just got kissed

lev is apologizing as well

kuroo’s just laughing his ass off

yaku helps you stand up, and then he immediately wABAM does a spin kick on lev

of course, you can’t help but laugh

but you’re screaming internally

then you make eye contact with yaku and your heart?? your heart does a thing????? 

you two immediately look away from each other

your mind and heart are both racing

maybe he’s really good at kissing like damn boi put those soft lips to USE

AHRJHARGJAHJAJA and then you run to the bathroom ("UH I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYEBYE") and internally scream at yourself until you stop freaking out 

congratulations! you have a crush on yaku morisuke 

don’t worry he feels the same exact way you do

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.・゜゜・　kenma kozume 　・゜゜・．

now you may be wondering, how could you possibly accidentally kiss a boy who loves to constantly stare at either the game he’s playing or his phone? well oh boy let me show you

class finally finishes and that means woo it’s time to head to the gym!!

you’re a second year along with kenma and he’s so focused on his game that he didn’t realize the bell rang, or that everyone around him is leaving the classroom 

you don’t see him in the hallway and that means one thing, he’s still in his classroom, gaming

how does this boy not get in trouble? you can never find out how or why

you walk into his classroom and stand in front of his desk, somehow he still doesn’t notice you

you sigh and lean closer to him, poking his forehead

"oi, kenma, class is over. we gotta head to the gym."

kenma sighs and finishes what he’s doing on the game before looking up at you "hm?"

"are you fucking kidding m- volleyball practice, kenma.."

"oh, okay"

before you two can get ready you feel a weight on your back and you’re pushed even closer to kenma

turns out kuroo saw you two through the door, he already assumed that kenma hadn’t noticed the bell and went to get him

this annoying rooster-head decided to put all his weight against you

he calmly fake-yawned and pretended to check his nails

"are you two lovebirds ready to go yet?"

he’s confused as to why he didn’t get a response, so he looks at the two of you, only to realize what he’s done

you weren’t that far away from kenma’s face to begin with

so kuroo pushing you by leaning against you caused your faces to collide- more specifically- your lips to collide

you two were kissing. kISSing. LIPS AGAINST LIPS. and you could barely move because of a certain male leaning against you 

"oh SHIT-" kuroo immediately gets off of you and you back away from kenma, bumping into the desk behind you

kenma was already turned away from you

oh my god is he blushing

hE’S blUshING

you’re flustered, your heart is racing, your cheeks feel warm, and holy shit kenma’s lips are super soft??

omg what are you thinking 

"whatever! i’ll just- i’ll just see you guys at the gym!! jeez, you’re so annoying, kuroo.."

you huff and walk out of the classroom, only to make a beeline for the bathroom

you lock yourself in a stall and bury your face in your hands, your tiny crush on kenma has officially become massive unbearable super embarrassing crush

oh god how do you even face him in the gym??

let’s just say kuroo had to drag kenma all the way to the gym because the boy had officially become unresponsive, he had his face buried in his hands as well and he was blushing hardcore

"you’re welcome, kenma" kuroo says teasingly right when you walk into the gym

oh my god he did it on purpose that little sHIT