#also yeah lenore is pretty much nc-17 dahlia

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Netflix AA be like: Edgeworth is an african american child who got adopted by Von Karma who just treated him as a slave. Also Franziska literally whipped him to make him follow orders

Also Manfred is a literal former member of the Nazi party

The Feys are actually a family of Japanese immigrants and Redd White killed Mia simply because he hates those goddamn japanese, taking jobs from hard working americans such as him with his billions worth company.

Also Redd White is of jewish descent which would have absolutely no unfortunate implications whatsoever

Pearl is the hyper competent leader of the Fey clan at the ripe age of 6 after her mother’s incarceration.

Phoenix cries himself to sleep every night thinking about how his parents were killed in an alleyway by a burglar and he got accused of the crime because the police had found his fingerprints on the gun. He’ll never forget that lawyer who saved his life by defending him in court and that’s why he decided to become a lawyer himself!

Gumshoe is a corrupt cop who is also openly racist towards Maya and Pearl and secretly towards Edgeworth.

Dahlia is Lenore

Reply: stop giving them ideas please they’re still working on the DMC adaptation don’t let them ruin another franchise 😭

the new angsty Phoenix backstory is too on brand, they would absolutely remove the classroom flashback because it’s too stupid lol