#alstofo

[carawith17as]

celeste :3

hell yeah

alstofo (?) skin

[imhereisntthatenough]

does anyone have the post that was

'we're all outta sex'

'did u check in the back'

*alstofo getting railed with 'there was more more sex in the back' text*

[slimegirlknot]

I want to suck off Alstofo in that pink school uniform

astolfo is the perfect specimen for the middle of a train. there should always be one dick inside astolfo and astolfo's dick in an even femmier slut

[lunar-mun]

Fanart Alstofo from Vanitas. I love him so muchhh

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

And now for chaos with osana yuu

Everyone thinking that crowley was daft enough to let his daughter attend an all boys school until when someone confesses osana yuu bluntly tells them "im a boy"

Al-

Als-

Alstofo appearance Yuu. Give them a real heart attack

[mayoiayasep]

wait a fucking minutes did i have a dream that i saw alstofo animated or did we actually get a clip of him yet?

[kindauglypikachuicon]

Guess who finally got a 5-star rider after 2 years?!?!

I got Odysseus and Chiron in one 10-pull!!!! I feel so lucky right now ✨✨ Sorry Alstofo but you’re getting dropped after all this, thank you for your service! Man I’ve been wanting horse man for a long while so this was such a nice plus including all those new CE cards. Now I just need a 5-star assassin and I’m good in all categories!!

I have almost all of the good Chaldea Boys Collection 2022 CE cards, I feel so happy and fortunate!! Gahhhhh!!! (〃ノ∇ノ) I’m so glad that I don’t have to waste more SQs so I can save up for the ones I really want in the future

[sliverclaw]

made alstofo

[malinktea]

Isn’t that liek Alstofo or some shiT

Alstofofucker

-Sal

Damn right

[versegm]

So !!! Eresh came home on a single spin and thanks tp you im waiting for alstofo come home to make sure there on a team together

Absolutely fucking love how I’m singlehandedly getting people to roll for eresh and/or astolfo 

[thefoolsprocession]

hi if i may as a tme nonbinary person comment on the alstofo thing it like....makes me mad when people will try to claim blatantly transmisogynist characters as rep for us lmao? people will always be like "support trans women shut up terf uwu" and then try to claim characters that can basically be surmised as men in a dress joke incarnate as tme trans rep. when trans women are telling you that doing so is actively harming them why wouldnt you just like. listen. why would you WANT to associate with something so gross when youre not reclaiming it in any positive way, youre falling into the exact stereotypes that the original text was laying out. shit makes me mad

I’m glad it pisses you off too!!! Say it with your whole chest. Call it out when you see it. people won’t listen to us but they may listen to you

[archived-dawn]

@musesofluck

Grimlen mode activated

" long

Live

The

Master !"

She pushes zaire into a room full of alstofo plushies. He has been bad. He needs to be punished.

[producermokyo]

Moses and enkidu for the fave 5 ships thing! Crack ships included.

Okay, most of these are gonna be crackships lmao don't judge me too hard anon

Moses:

1. Fuma Kotaro. Two soft-spoken boys.

2. Merlin. Just for op Caster shenanigans

3. Artoria Lilly. I think that would be cute??

4. Jeanne. Past the fangirling, I think her and Moses would get along really well.

5. Is it bad that I think Eresh would get along with Moses?

Enkidu:

1. Gudako. Hey, Gil moved on with Hakuno, why can't Enkidu do the same?

2. Chevalier d'Eon

3. Alstofo. I think Enkidu needs a hype person to balance them out.

4. Artoria. I like the idea of Enkidu charming one of her forms.

5. I think Enkidu and Arash would have some good adventures together!!

[liaroflesbos]

i can’t believe i just noticed that chasseurs inject themselves with something before they fight. do you think that it’s something like the astermite? why doesn’t vani need it, because now he has some of the power of the vampire of the blue moon?

also when vani fights alstofo he calls himself a senior chasseur and idk what to do with that but it feels cute

[otaku-tactician]

I ALWAYS TAKE ASTOLFO WITH ME, HE STRONK AND PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM ARE JUST WEAK AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE HIM👏👏

👌 You are a legend. Astolfo is a very capable character, so max respect for taking him everywhere!! 

As one pokemon trainer once said, "strong" and "weak" are only judgements based on the limited perception of humans. ALSTOFO IS STRONG!!! 

[elevatumtactica]

I cried my eyes out after finishing lb5 omg way to go out like a star Orion also I laughed at my chances at getting Orion he showed up like a champ now alstofo is here must be my Christmas luck.