#always love ur aus sm val!!

[crafty705]

Jack is gonna kill him, and these two are going to laugh…

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From @starfishes-and-watercolors’ theatre play au!! The shenaniganery going on in this fic is just *chef’s kiss* :D

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[okk9tsu]

Ship your moots!!

i actually didn't expect to be sent one of these AHAHHA ty for indulging in my moots self ships cause man do i have a lot to say @ the person who sent this <3 ure so hot for that yeah

note : not in any particular order !! i'm sorry to the people i've missed, all ur guys' selfships are hawt yeah and it's all canon 💯💯 i'm sorry for not answering asks, i was writing this 😖

#MILA&KUROO : i have never shipped anyone with kuroo as much as i do with mila </3 they just ... fit so well guys idk how to explain it 😞😖 their dynamics is just :((( i love it sm and her interactions with her kuroo anon? everytime i see it in my dash i ship them even more 😿☝ she wrote this drabble with kuroo and it rlly shows their dynamics <3 [ @tetsusaki ]

#VAL%ATSUMU&SUNA : BEFORE SHE EVEN STARTED SELFSHIPPING W/ ATSUMU I ALRDY SHIPPED THEM TGT FR PLS THEY WOULD LOOK SOO GOOD TOGETHER HELLO !!! SHE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH THEM AND THEIR DYNAMICS TOO PLS </3 atsuval and rinval's vibes are so attractive and yeah idk how to explain it but i love her selfships 😿😿☝💯 [ @sunakissses ]

#SAMMIE%EREN&ATSUMU+SEMI+BOKUTO : idk much abt eren since ion watch aot and only watched s1 in 2016 😭 but now im just programmed to ship sammie with eren with the amount of renmie posts i've seen 😭 they're a hawt couple yes <3 ALONG WITH ATSUMU, SEMI & BOKUTO PLS THIS BITCH HAS SM SELFSHIPS AND I SHIP THEM W/ ALL OF THEM CAUSE THEY JUST . FIT YKNOW [ @erensluv ]

#TRICIA%KOMORI&AKAASHI : LMAO PLS THEYRE THE ONLY ONES THAT WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS BITCH ON HER FEET <//3 komori is given but like . akaashi?? LISTEN OK,,, SHE JUST LOOKS GOOD W/ HIM SM. THESE TWO MEN ARE THE ONLY MEN THAT WOULD TREAT HER RIGHT 😩😩 !!! tricia : men are shit,,,,but these two,,, they're alright 👍👍 (+ her jjk boys 😹😹) [ @dearsukuna ]

#JESS&KEI : WE ALWAYS TALK ABT OUR SELFSHIPS W/ EACH OTHER AND NOW IM JUST . THEY LIVE ON MY MIND RENT FREE PLS 😣😣😞☝ ate jess would always joe about liking guys that dont care about her but i genuinely think that kei would be so soft and so caring with her in his own tsukishima kei way yknow?? would scold her, and hold playful bickering sessions with her AND WOULD GET MATCHING DINO PLUSHIES W/ HER WHJDSJNS <//3 cuties :((( [ @keitoshi ]

#ZURA&KIYOOMI : my rich parents yes they are my rich parents that go traveling every month and would either bring us along or would leave us to come back with many presents </3 PLSSS ZURA IS KIYOOMI'S PRINCEX AND MY BRAIN IS JUST PROGRAMED TO THINK THAT WAY 😣 i love their dynamics a lot, love seeing zura's selfships post witb kiyoomi, they just hit different wow such a hot couple. they just bring out a side from kiyoomi that no one has ever seen <3 [ @omisluvr ]

#MYRA&KENMA : PLS i associate myra with kenma so much and vice versa <//3 u know how kenma has a soft spot with shoyo right?? YEAH HE'S LIKE THAT WITH MYRA. MYRA JUST ELICITS THIS NEW SIDE OF KENMA THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE AND MAKES KENMA ALIVE(??) IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT YEAH 😖😖 kenma would spoil them sm and would help w/ genshin 😩 [ @zenmaki ]

#SOPHIA&KEI : THEYRE ENEMIES TO LOVERS TROPE OR STILL ENEMIES EVEN WHILE LOVERS PLSSSS would insult & bully each other lovingly and i LOVE that for us sophtsukki stannies yes 😿💯</3 but there are also moments where they can be soft with each other n stuff :(( random but whenever i think of these two, i think of strawberry cake 😭 [ @sophiashortcake ]

#TINA&SUNA : in my head, she is sunarin's angel and no one else can make me think otherwise 😁 !!! they might come off as intimidating with how good looking they both are and how they look so good tht and aesthetic but their vibes guys. i love it vv hawt couple n they would get matching pretty rings w/ each other yes omg [ @lovesunas ]

#WID&SUGA : CUTIES !!! THEY ARE JUST SWEETHEARTS I LOVE THEIR VIBES THEY'RE LIKE THAT SWEET, SOFT COUPLE :(((( would give just good vibes. THEY HAVE THAT GOOD AND POSITIVE VIBES THAT IF U EVER TALK TO THEM, U'D GET A LIL SEROTONIN BOOST :((( and ur heart will feel lighter n stuff aHh <//3 [ @catchmewiddershins ]

THESE ARE ALL SO LONG AND MANY AND IM SORRY TO THE ONES I DIDNT MENTION 😿:((( ITS GONNA GET TOO LONG AND IM JUST SO . TALKATIVE <//3 BUT HERE ARE THE RUNNER UPS !!!

@blooody-inspired & atsumu (ily my fellow atsumu lover bestie) but also akaashi??, @softieynnie & ishikawa (YES JUST YES PLS I SAW UR RECENT POST ABT ISHIKAWA U GUYS WOULD BE SO CUE :(( ), @kawaiinishii & shirabu (imagine coworkers in the medical field au ... omg) @kozutenshi & kita (IM SORRY TO KENMA BUT U AND KITA ARE JUST 💯💯<//3) @hajimine & bokuto + iwa (JUST LOOK AT THEIR INTERACTIONS WITH BO AND IWA ANON PLS I SHIP LEX WITH THESE 2 SM <//3), @soranihimawari & iwa, @sunasbabie & suna + sachiro and @velvetfireworks & osamu + suna ( IMAGINE HOW POWERFUL U GUYS WOULD BE OF U GUYS ARE LIKE IN A POLY )

[onewfantaesy]

i updated the au masterlist page

but here have a post w everything that wasn’t included previously bc this is where i made it lmao have fun

step idol au: bandific au. taemin’s mom is dating yunho from dbsk. taemin’s step-dad is yunho from dbsk.

step teacher au: yunboa. taemin’s dad is dating his history teacher. taemin’s dad ends up marrying his history teacher.

kidnap au: taemin played hooky and stole a pair of jeans with key and they got arrested and taemin found out he was kidnapped. yunho is his father. he’s 11 and his life just got turned upside down.

genius au: lil baby taemin is a Genius and he’s like 8 and is a freshman in high school along with his big brother onew. minkey are their friends. kai is taemin’s best friend.

beacon street au: ontae high school au. taemin lives on beacon street and works at the beacon street diner. onew forces his friends minho and key to go to the diner with him and be regulars. taemin’s a shipyard kid, and that’s like, important.

crossing guard au: old man onew is a crossing guard and taemin and kai are kindergarteners and he loves watching over them and making sure they cross the street safely.

forest god au: taemin died when he was 12 but got turned into a god by the all-father. he’s now god of the forest. he really loves the baby deer and the bunnies.

blankie au: girl!minho and key. taemin is their lil baby boy. taemin is obsessed w his blankie

tween vamp au: taemin got turned into a vampire when he was 11. key was his teacher, and also a vampire. onew is key’s?? partner??? they take this poor abandoned little vamp boy in bc taemin literally would have died if they hadn’t.

thighs au: i think it’s girl!taemin and minho??? they hooked up on tinder and minho tried to give her shit for not shaving her thighs and taeyeon was just like “listen bitch first of all-”

lil booger au: taemin is the much younger brother on jonghyun and jinki. minkey are their parents.

sad ghost au: bandifc. taemin got ran over by a van in like rdd era and his ghost haunted the sm building for like 2 years before he finally passed on. it was really depressing. he relived his death over and over and over again. he didn’t know he was dead.

sneak au: bandfic. taemin sneaks out. like all the time. he gets caught by paparazzi. he gets shit on for it. he continued to sneak out.

citadel of onews au: rick and morty au but with shinee.

divorced au: heechul and jessica are divorced. taemin is their son. heechul moves back in with them. taemin is annoyed. taemin also has anemia and just wants to sleep at his auntie krystal’s house bc his dad pisses him off.

mini mommy au: jongtaeng and baby taemin.

ot5 hogwarts au: exactly what it sounds like. i think ontae are brothers. 

secret adoption au: lunew?? taemin is their son but taemin didn’t know that until lmao he was like 11. he only found out because his grandparents that he thought were his parents started treating him like shit. lunew were pissed that their baby was being treated like that when they didn’t even want to give him up in the first place.

secret boyfriends au: taekai high school au. no one knows they’re dating. chanyeol finds out bc he’s on the football team with kai and sees the texts. taemin gets bullied. big brother onew helps him get back at chanyeol and his stupid goons. taekai eventually let everyone know they’re boyfriends and they’re cute af.

super hero au: ontae brothers where they can both astral manipulate and shit. taemin decided to join super villain key. onew and his group of boring ass good guys always try to save taemin. taemin just is the literal definition of shrug emoji but with super powers.

twin college au: college au where taemin finds out he has a twin sister solely bc housing fucked up and put him and a girl in the same campus apartment. taeyeon didn’t know she was adopted.

uncle yunho au: taemin parents are abusive af and yunho is his uncle/godfather who saves him. taemin gets kidnapped after he moves in with yunho. it was traumatic. taemin almost died. key was the only one at school who treated him normally afterwards.

dozen au: bandfic where taemin is literally one of twelve children. he hates it. i was watching cheaper by the dozen and it just sort of wrote itself honestly.

tarzan au: taemin is found by onkey in the jungle. he was living with gorillas. he was like 5.

boy next door au: taemin is jongkey’s little neighbor. he likes to walk through their kitchen door and put his drawings on their fridge and play with their dogs.

doomsday au: bandfic where shinee’s managers and a tv station make shinee think they’re stranded on an island in the middle of the apocalypse. they kind of go a little crazy. a helicopter with a camera crew has to come down and be like “HAHA IT WAS A HIDDEN CAMERA!!!” taemin flips the fuck out. he’s very sunburned.

bullied au: bandfic but taemin’s been systematically bullied since like debut. no one knew until the bullies made a public apology during ace promotions. taemin had a panic attack when people found out the shit they did to him.

bow au: 2min. baby key. minho puts bows in key’s baby hair and taemin thinks it’s stupid.

graham cracker au: taemin, jonghyun, key, and minho ride their bikes down meadow street so the wizard at the end of the cul de sac will give them chocolate graham crackers. onew is that wizard.

middle school au: taemin is gwiboon’s much younger brother and she’s married to jinki and they have a small son minho. jinki is taemin’s middle school teacher. taemin’s parents are bad parents.

whale shark au: mermaid au but taemin’s bonded with a whale shark. jongyu are marine biologists that love watching taemin and his whale shark migrate.

lost prince au: taemin is the prince, and he’s three and he’s lost, and jongho find him but don’t realize he’s the prince.

tinder jongtae au: college-ish au where jongtae match on tinder and Spend The Night Together but then taemin’s older brother jinki just “taemin why the fuck is your snapchat bitmoji at my coworker’s house gdi taemin my friends have sent me screenshots of ur tinder DON’T FUCK MY COWORKER”

soulmate au: jongtae are soulmates and when a soulmate writes on their arm, the other can see it. taemin is in high school and writes all his homework on his hands. jonghyun is in college and thinks it’s annoying af.

europa au: space au where jongkey are aliens on europa, one of jupiter’s moons, and taemin is their adopted son.

finals au: bandfic but it’s just taemin acting stupid at the library during finals with his friends and the videos of them doing stupid shit go viral before people even realize it’s SHINee’s taemin in them

royalty au: jinki is the crown prince, and taemin is the king’s bastard son. he’s also half-elf.

i’m going to school au: just scenerios of what taemin might have been like when he was on that “i’m going to school” show with gain.

new school au: heechul is taemin’s dad, and taemin’s twin brother kai and their mother died in a car accident and now taemin goes to a new school because he was Traumatized

fourth grade au: ot5 are all in the same class and they find out they were all born on the same day (May 25th) and they bond over being geminis

st hedwig au: taemin lives in an orphanage called St. Hedwig’s and his teacher Jinki and his partner Minho end up adopting him

amish au: taemin was amish before he became an idol.

futon au: college au where boyfriends taekai just always spend the night on onkey’s futon bc taemin’s roommate doesn’t like it when taemin’s boyfriend sleeps over but kai goes to a different university

mermaid au: key, taemin, and minho are mermaids. taemin’s warrior parents died in a shark attack when he was a baby so key became his caretaker. jongyu are humans that they talk to a lot

711 au: college au where taemin works at 7-11 and he gets robbed at gunpoint and it’s traumatizing but he gets out of a midterm so shrug emoji. he and amber work together. shindong is a shit manager.

chill au: college au ontae netflix and chill. roommate kai. taemin gets chapped lips.

ballerino au: taemin gets bullied in high school bc he takes ballet but he’s a good ballerino who’s going places

vampire au: taemin got turned into a vampire when he was five and onew is his master and just ot5 being vampires but taemin is stuck in the body of a child also he pretty much always also acts like a child but “I’M A HUNDRED YEARS OLD LET ME HAVE WINE”

age gap au: taemin is like way younger than his big brother key and onew is their dad and jongkey are dating

senior boys au: jonghyun, key, and minho are seniors in high school. onew is their calculus teacher. taemin is onew’s son who’s a freshman. at one point, taemin accidentally sends jonghyun nudes. it was a big deal. taekai might be a thing in this au? i can’t really remember

bard au: taemin and the rest of ot5 are bards from dragon age & they operate in orlais, mainly val royeaux. jongtae have an intense rivalry. also taemin’s half-elf.

bard inquisitor au: literally bard au but taemin also becomes the inquisitor from dragon age inquisition. people freak out bc he’s orlesian lmao.

child star au: key is taemin’s dad and taemin became a child star when he was on a sitcom when he was like 3. taemin was a bit of a shit in his teenage years. the spotlight can do that to a kid.

arcade au: onew works at the local arcade and taemin takes full advantage of his big brother working there. taemin and his lil nerd friends - kai and ravi - hang out there all the time. key is the bully, bc where there’s a nerd in an arcade there’s a bully. i think i wrote this after watching stranger things lmao

exec board au: college au where ot5 are on the exec board for a club. taemin is a freshman who Does Not Take Thing Seriously. he’s fundraising chair. him and his friends sell weird shit at the food tents but make so much money that key can’t stand it.

college bro au: college au taekai riding together on their skateboards or some shit idk

musclehead au: college au taemin works at the rec center at fuckass o’clock. jonghyun is a stupid musclehead that dirties his perfectly clean mirrors.

boarding school au: taemin’s mom remarries and he gets sent to some snooty boarding school that his step-dad’s family has always gone to. he meets his step-brother, jinki, for the firs time when they meet at school. shit gets weird. taemin lies about his biological dad.

kidnapping au: taemin is jinki’s very much younger baby brother, and taemin was kidnapped when he was almost five years old. jinki becomes a cop and becomes obsessed with finding taemin, and he does, five years later, when a little boy is sitting in the station because his parents just got arrested.

kidnapping au 2: bandfic au. taemin is jinki’s little brother, only he didn’t know that because he was kidnapped when he was a toddler.

morning news au: taemin in onho’s little boy. he’s very cute. he reads the newspaper in the morning even though he can’t read yet.

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