#and Budha is going to lick my face off

[cannibalhellhound]

My biggest regret over having black dogs is that I'm blind as a bat and they scare the living shit out of me every day because they just

Disappear

Because my house is dark as fuck

And the 3kg one is a funny scare because it's a big soot ball so it just hides in your shadow

But the 45kg ones are a heart attack that proceeds to tackle you when they hear you screech.

Then they lick your soul out of you because they're still babies

I'm 60kg I don't stand a chance