#and I know logically they can’t go to a hospital bc secret identity and all but then maybe they should befriend a medical professional idk

[casuallywinks]

The only thing I really disagree with in most spiderman x reader fics is when they come to you all wounded because they know you’ll help or whatever but like… my guy… you should probably go to the hospital. I am afraid of blood. I will likely throw up if you show me that gash on your side. Please seek real and true medical attention because you will die if you come knocking on my window at 3am