#and I was making a mgs piece but the colours were not fucking with me

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Some Sonic X ms paint redraws

[ajokeformur-ray]

Ok so I have a joker request if you are taking them. Could you please do a headcanon for Arthur finding his s/o hiding in an alley during the riots cus the apartment got overrun and she had to escape, but when he finds her she is scared of him but tries to hide it. Sorry if this doesn’t make any sense.

I changed this up a little, I hope you don’t mind! It’s just what I have in mind is a little different in regards to the reader’s fear.

Okay so we got - swearing, smoking, rioting, moral flexibility (something I have so there’s a tiny bit of self-insert in here woops lmao), blood mentions. All pretty tame but I thought I’d tag them anyway! You never know.

For me, this GIF says one thing: wear your inside on the outside. Also, this poor man didn’t want this. He didn’t want any of this, but that’s a separate headcanon set I already wrote and cried over lmaooo.

Quickly did the riots in Gotham City grow out of control.

There were police cars stationed everywhere; window screens bashed in, blood running down car doors as passengers had been killed immediately or knocked out upon impact.

Fires and fireworks, smoke bombs and smoke grenades all made Gotham a blaze of light, of colours and yes, it was pretty and it made you feel oddly happy, giddy, to see such a shitty city burning, but you were also terrified.

Before Arthur had left for his performance on the Murray Show, he had told you to pack two bags: one for him and one for you.

In the event that anything should go wrong, he had said.

You couldn’t have known how right that wrenching in your gut had been when it had told you to run, to run and to never look back.

But you couldn’t, wouldn’t do that to Arthur, and so you had packed both of you a bag each; with your precious possessions and a spare change of clothes, your spare apartment keys and anything else which you could think of.

You had left them by the front door, again as per instructed (you didn’t know where this confidence had come from, but you liked it more than you probably should).

Hours later, when Arthur was a wanted man and you had finished crying out of shock, fear and horror, the apartment building had been overrun as people who had fallen into the trap of mob mentality had taken out their frustrations on innocents.

Really, they were no better than the people they wanted to burn, but who were you to say anything?

So quickly had you grabbed your bags, having somehow successfully fought off the person who had tried to get in through the door, locked the apartment - it would probably be broken into but you hoped that the lock would hold itself - and done something you have should done earlier that day.

You ran.

Literally lost - in the fog, smoke and in the panic of tonight’s events had you gotten quite lost in the city you had been raised in - you had found an old dumpster and huddled behind it for safety, hugging your knees to your chest.

One thought kept you from going completely fucking mad. Just one.

Where was your Arthur?

His name was a soothing mantra in your mind, your eyes roaming about the place. 

All you could see was the back of the grimy bin, the wet and dank wall making your clothes stick to your back.

Later would you feel grossed out by all the bacterium that you were surrounded by.

For, now, though - 

A staggering figure dressed all in red.

A blood red grin from ear to ear.

Whistling that sounded like That’s Life.

“Arthur!” A hush of joy had fled your lips before you could stop it and the figure had stopped, whirled around desperately.

He was looking for you. His one.

He had heard you, somehow, over the utter chaos of the street.

“Y-Y/N?”

You sprang up, your cold joints aching in protest as you made your way over, holding your arms out like a child begging to be held.

It was as accurate a simile as any, in truth.

“Arthur!” You ran to him, your arms immediately throwing themselves around his neck.

“It’s Joker now,” he murmured, his arms coming to hold you tightly.

He kissed your hair, your face, again and again. He smelled of blood, the metallic tang tainting his every kiss. He smelled of greasepaint and a little of sweat, but underneath all of that could you still smell him.

“No,” You shook your head, moved to cup his injured face in your hands. “You’ll always be my Arthur, no matter what the world sees you as.”

A watery smile, a grateful kiss to your forehead.

He knew you would understand.

Green eyes sharpened as Joker realised you weren’t home. “Why did you leave the apartment? You didn’t listen to me! Why does no one listen?”

“I did.” You rushed to defend yourself, cheeks burning. “The apartment - someone got in. I fought them out, somehow, locked the door, and I got scared and I just wanted you, and - “

“Shshsh,” arms around you again as Joker held you protectively to his body, his eyes darting about the streets as he comforted you with quiet shushes.

Joker was hurt - a head injury, the cut on his lip, bruises all over his body, and you - if you were hurt in any way then he really would werewolf and go wild.

You were the only thing he had left to lose.

He had to get you both home.

He saw you had the bags - that was good. He hoped you had packed his contingency plans. 

You had. You were clever enough to put bits and pieces together; a cryptic comment here and there laced throughout your days with Arthur had all formed into a whole tapestry in your mind.

“I’m so scared,” You mumbled, half to yourself and half to Joker.

“Of what?” A sharp question. 

You clutched at him feeling his shoulder blades through his suit. You held onto them, finding comfort in the familiar parts of Arthur that you could reach.

“You.”

The word was out before you could stop it, before you could articulate properly, and Joker froze in your arms.

He went totally still. He stopped breathing. He stopped blinking. Time came grounding to a halt.

A broken whisper.

“You’re scared of me?”

You stepped back, stepped away, seizing both of his hands in yours.

Look at me, your grip told him.

He looked like he was going to be sick as he met your eyes, green swimming with unshed tears.

“I meant to say that I’m scared for you, not of you. Silly man,” You stepped closer again, pressing a kiss to the back of one of his hands, “How could I ever be scared of you?”

Joker’s brow creased as he struggled to understand through the exhaustion of all that had happened this night. 

Finally did he realise what you were trying to say and the sick expression on his painted, bloodied face mutated and turned instead into a smug grin.

So fucking perfect, he thought.

“They won’t find us.”

“Let them try,” You grinned, “They got what they deserve. It’s our turn, don’t you think?”

A joyful laugh.

You closed your eyes, cherished the sound, and when again you opened them did you find Joker closing in on you, to seal your promise with a blood stained, metallic tasting kiss.

Arms came around you, squeezed you into his embrace, and together did you take a few moments more to simply be.

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[littleslimegremlin]

MORE QUESTIONS CAUSE I SUCK AT SLEEPING AND THESE ARE FUN

I can't sleep and I'm bored so I tend to do these a lot 1. What is you middle name? Anne
2. How old are you? 16
3. When is your birthday? March 29
4. What is your zodiac sign? Aries
5. What is your favorite color? Any kind of sunset colours, like orange and pink 
6. What’s your lucky number? 9!!
7. Do you have any pets? Nope. I used to have a cat, 3 hamsters, and a ton of fish
8. Where are you from? Vancouver, BC, Canada 
9. How tall are you? 5'5-5'6
10. What shoe size are you? Size 8
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Ah gosh... 10?
12. What was your last dream about? About me meeting one of my favourite Instagram peeps, martie elaine :'')
13. What talents do you have? Art and writing 
14. Are you psychic in any way? I get dejavu or however you spell it frequently and it fucks me up
15. Favorite song? Currently anything from the After Laughter album by Paramore 
16. Favorite movie? Too many!!
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone who is kind, nice, etc. Just a lovely human being
18. Do you want children? No, and if I ever did I would 100% adopt
19. Do you want a church wedding? Nope
20. Are you religious? I used to be
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? I've visited people there, but not personally been since my birth, haha!
22. Have you ever been anywhere by train? Nope 
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes!! I met the Wiggles when I was five. (Kill me) and then I met Never Shout Never and Juliet Simms. 
24. Baths or showers? Both 
25. What color socks are you wearing? Currently none! But earlier they were black with pink and purple stripes 
26. Have you ever been famous? I was lowkey famous on YouTube when I was like 12 
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? In some ways yes but nah
28. What type of music do you like? Alternative, pop, classic, kinda anything really 
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2. One on my head and I have to hug one
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my right side 
32. How big is your house? 2 stories with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms and it's got a nice backyard
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Smoothies, toast, omelettes, breakfast sandwiches and cottage cheese with almonds 
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes and it was so bad 
35. Have you ever tried archery? Yup!! I have my own bow and arrow in my closet. 
36. Favorite clean word? Snazzy
37. Favorite swear word? Fuck
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? I honestly have no idea. Probably 20 hours
39. Do you have any scars? Yeppers. Lots of little faded ones here and there
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not that I know of
41. Are you a good liar? Depends
42. Are you a good judge of character? Maybe? 
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I absolutely adore British and Italian accents. I used to talk to myself in them while playing minecraft for literal hours 
44. Do you have a strong accent? Not at all 
45. What is your favorite accent? Italian or British 
46. What is your personality type? Funny, cute, passionate, etc. 
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Dear lord.. probably my $355 ugg boots... (I didn't buy them myself they were a gift from an aunt) 
48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie!!
50. Left or right handed? Right handed 
51. Are you scared of spiders? Not really 
52. Favorite food? Sushi and pasta 
53. Favorite foreign food? Chinese/Japanese food 
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean!! Clean!! Clean!! 
55. Most used phrased? Literally no idea 
56. Most used word? Fuck, snazzy, heck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 minutes tops 
58. Do you have much of an ego? Not that I know of? 
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I don't bite until it's a tiny little thing on the stick 
60. Do you talk to yourself? Way too much 
61. Do you sing to yourself? All the time 
62. Are you a good singer? I wouldn't say in the worst or the best 
63. Biggest Fear? Being alone in the world and everyone I love hating me 
64. Are you a gossiper? No I don't like drama 
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? NOT SURE LOL
66. Do you like long or short hair? BOTH!
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? No but I can name more states than provinces and there's only like 13 in Canada lmao 
68. Favorite school subject? English or art 
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert, but sometimes I feel like an ambivert?? 
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope 
71. What makes you nervous? When people don't answer me back, ignore me, act differently, are in a bad mood and being pissy towards me. It makes me feel like they just don't want me there anymore 
72. Are you scared of the dark? Yes
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Depends but honestly almost never 
74. Are you ticklish? Yes please don't touch me 
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nope
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? No
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes
78. Have you ever done drugs? No 
79. Who was your first real crush? A teacher at my elementary school 
80. How many piercings do you have? One, which is mg ears 
81. Can you roll your Rs?“ nope 
82. How fast can you type? Way too fast I make a lot of mistakes 
83. How fast can you run? Really fast but my stamina sucks 
84. What color is your hair? Naturally it's blonde but currently it's auburny
85. What color is your eyes? Brown 
86. What are you allergic to? Certain metals 
87. Do you keep a journal? Yes!! I write a lot 
88. What do your parents do? My mom is a nurse and my dad does carpentry things 
89. Do you like your age? No. I feel like I'm finally being introduced to the real world and I hate it 
90. What makes you angry? Anything that hurts others or disrespects people 
91. Do you like your own name? I do but I don't like it on me. I also wish it was spelled "Hayley" and I've wanted to legally change it since grade 4. Literally. 
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Haha nope! But since I'm a writer I ADORE nature names. My all time fave name is Amaryllis and Viscaria. 
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? If I had to have kids, either
94. What are you strengths? Art, writing, being patient, kindness, etc. 
95. What are your weaknesses? Sticking up for myself, speaking up and doing the right thing 
96. How did you get your name? My mom wanted to incorporate the word Lee into my name and hence Hailee was made 
97. Were your ancestors royalty? HAHAHAH NO. 
98. Do you have any scars? You betcha. I 
99. Color of your bedspread? It's white with roses on it
100. Color of your room? Kind of a light beigey colour