#and I'm going to make a sort of an interesting fudge with it and coconut and coconut milk

[bbokicidal]

Decadent & Dreamy | Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Allow him to indulge in that which is your elegance.

BangChan ☼ Smut ☼ Mentions of sex (PinV, oral, anal, etc.), Lingerie/Heels etc, Skinship ☼ The post that started it all

Chan | Lino | Changbin | Hyune | Jisung | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

Hot Fudge - A sexual fantasy of his

... I'm going to be the one to say it, I think he really wants to at least have you call him daddy just ONCE in bed. It doesn't have to be 'daddy dom baby girl' or whatever, he just wants to hear it come out of your mouth because it feeds his need to breed you and make you a mother above all else. He's not going to bring it up, though, out of fear of being incredibly embarrassed at the chance that you might reject the idea and shoot him down hard. He's worried you'll be disgusted by it so just.. be gentle with him, yeah? (Or he might not be so gentle with you.~)

Caramel Sauce - What he watches/listens to/indulges in to get off

Often indulging in videos rather than reading or just using his imagination, he takes the easy route and just uses certain easy-to-access websites. He likes videos that aren't poorly scripted but sometimes does watch those types because they're silly to him; Really though, he's here for the audio. He likes the visual but when he's close to tipping over the edge he just lays his phone against his chest and jerks his hips up into his hand until he makes a mess all over his stomach.

Strawberry Drizzle - Something non-sexual that turns him on

He loves when you touch him. A quick grab of his arm to slip by him, a little tap on his side to get his attention, a hand on his thigh to push his legs away so you have room on the couch. Gentle touches, really, are enough to make him eager to get at you. He just really, really loves the physical affection and even when it's not something suggestive it's still going to be enough to get him wiggly and teasing right away.

Chocolate Chips - If he's interested in threesomes/orgys

He's not too particularly interested to be honest, but if one of the guys asked him about you or if you'd be open to trying something out he probably wouldn't say no - specifically to Felix or Minho. He has had dreams about sharing you with the entire group though. ~

Peanuts - His favorite position

Chan's favorite position, hands down, is hitting it from behind. So doggystyle, I guess. That's the position that really allows him to hit it deep, hit it hard, hit it fast. If he's feeling really nasty then he'll probably put you in a mating press.

Candied Almonds - His favorite location to be intimate

He just prefers the bedroom for simplicity - he's just a simple guy like that. But he will NOT say no to you coming to pay him a visit in the studio. Why would he turn that down?? He'd be an idiot to say no to some head while he works!

Whipped Cream - What he prefers his partner to wear during intimacy

He doesn't really have a preference! Ultimately he wants you to be as comfortable as possible and that's all that matters to him. If you like lace? He loves it. You want to wear a more costume-esque outfit? Period, he'll go with the vibe. You wanna wear nothing? Even better, easy access.

Marshmallow Topping - Where he likes to be touched

Anywhere, he's so touch deprived all the time, which is why he's so clingy towards some of the members who are okay with physical touch. He likes to be held in any way possible, but he does sort of prefer just.. simple physical touch, like little backhugs or holding hands. God, he loves holding hands!! Please hold his hands while y'all have sex. <3333

Cherries - His favorite toys/If he likes using toys

He doesn't like using toys simply because he gets off on the knowledge that his cock, alone, is enough to make you squirt. I said what I said. (Unless it's like.. a cockring, then he might use it.)

Coconut Flakes - How he likes it (soft/rough/etc)

Honestly, he's a softer guy. But if you really, really need him and you've been begging for it or maybe teasing him all day, then he'll be rough. Chris seems like a needy guy but to be honest, if he's really desperate and you aren't around then he'll just jerk it to get off. He likes taking care of you and he likes making sure he's taking his time and hitting as deep as possible just to hear you whine, because then he knows he's doing something right.

Sprinkles - His favorite part of your body

Chris loooooves your thighs because they're perfect to knead when you sit together. He always has to have something on/in/around his hands because he's constantly moving, constantly fidgeting; And your thighs are so perfectly holdable, grabbable, squeezable.

Oreos - His favorite intimate act (oral/vaginal/etc)

He honestly just prefers sex; Vaginal, anal, oral, whatever the Hell you choose for the evening because he will answer your every beck and call. If you tell him to lay down and take it like a good boy he isn't going to argue, but if you ask him to completely ruin you and destroy you until you're shaking and crying - he'll happily do that, too. (He does love oral tho.)

M&Ms - An instant turn on for him

He loves when you wear heels. He knows it's probably not the best for you and you might end up feeling sore at the end of your date because of them - but by God, if you find a pair of platforms or something that you can walk in for hours and not feel horrible after, ugh. He loves a pretty lady who can confidently stride in heels. Don't ask me why, I just make the rules here.

Reeses Pieces - His favorite act of foreplay

Anything related to touching; Running his hands down your sides and feeling over your curves, when you push your fingers through his hair (which he REALLY loves because of how good his hair feels & looks recently) or when you feel over his body and grope at the muscle like it's oh-so-attractive to you. (Because it is, and it should be. Duh.)

Pretzels - What position he oftens takes in bed (top/bottom/vers)

Chan's a pretty verse guy. He's alright doing whatever to please you, to be honest, but he is absolutely a service top at heart. He gets off on knowing he's making you feel good and honestly if you came and he didn't, he'd be fine with it. (But he does, because he's sensitive.)

Graham Crackers - His favorite part of his own body

This pairs well with the strawberry drizzle because his favorite part is most of his body - other than his face. He's been loving his hair lately and has been styling it more up and out or up and back, slicking it, using product when allowed. He likes his arms because now he's strong enough to lift you with ease, he likes his torso because it's defined but not too much so and he still has softer sides that are holdable and warm. He likes his thighs because of the definition after a hard work out and recently, he's also taken a liking to his hands. He loves a lot of his body, which - we can really only be happy about. He's starting to love himself as much as we have loved him for years.

Sea Salt - A roleplay scenario he wants to try

He's not super big on roleplay scenarios but if he had to indulge in one, he'd probably do something related to... a certain video game he really, really likes. He'll just be himself and maybe you can dress up for him as one of his favorite pretty ladies. <3

Popping Pearls - How he sexts/If he sexts

He's honestly way too busy to even think about sexting. The most he's ever given you is a few sexually charged messages while he's out of the country for work and he misses you pretty bad; But he's above sending nudes. He doesn't think they're bad, he just thinks most dick pics are kind of ugly. (And he's right.) But if you ask nicely he will absolutely send you pics of him after working out and that's like.. basically a nude for us, is it not. LMAO

[disgruntledseagull]

I mean what are you guys thinking the woke brigade is for?

Do you think it exists to promote social policies or some bullshit?

It's there to deflect your attention and anger away from the people enslaving you so if you spend a whole bunch of time paying attention to it and getting angry well you're letting it do its job aren't you?